♣ mediated by @meddlingPhilomath
I Am Going On A Little Trip. :> some People Are Going To Be Alarmed When They Realize What's Happening, But I'd Like To Reassure You Now That I Am Going To Be Fine. Do Not Tell Scorpulous.
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She acts so smug for a woman who doesn’t pay any rent to live in my hive. https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_1072.jpeg
I am going to make a slideshow presentation of all of tonight’s greatest hits.
WHICH WE DON’T HAVE TO BE, BTW. WE CAN BOTH LEAVE AT ANY TIME. AT THE SAME TIME, EVEN. THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING LEFT FOR EITHER OF US IN THIS LOCATION. YOU ARE BEING WILLFULLY OBTUSE.
I WAS NEVER GOING TO GET IN THE RING WITH YOU NO MATTER HOW BAD YOU WANT IT. YOU’RE the one who’s meant to be taking off your shirt and participating in a crowing cluckbeast fight for my amusement. *I* would not make such savagery PUBLIC where everyone and their lusus can watch. I merely dutifully cheer when somebody else does.
Hmmmmmmmm. Right. Well, I must agree it *is* terribly boring by now. I don’t know how much longer I can stand loitering around. + 800 Copying my fee fee
Gravitate? Towards you? And your positively thrilling social skills, such as squinting blindly at your palmhusk screen? I can hardly even understand what letterjumbles you’re attempting to string together. I’m so looking forward to raking you over the coals for this show of incompetence.
You are significantly dumber than me. I am *not* going to make a scene, so don’t you dare start. + 10% interest rate per second + 10 Who the hell is your little friend
It changes nothing about anything *I* said either. So there. Now give me your wallet. *____
I don’t care how much you want to get your paws on me, I’m NOT getting in the ring like a BARKBEAST in front of a LIVE AUDIENCE. And I DARE you to try saying anything of the sort to Petroa, see how far it gets you. My clients know my character. *____ + 8716292839283928472837837482838374727472747274728289202039484838272727616263637384949493928727374839202002847374636272829040404837272625525252839394838272636272882489394844772729203483772819392947373828939393 YOU PUT A ‘W’ IN THE FEE IT’S NULL AND VOID.
*I* LOOK RIDICULOUS? COME SAY IT TO MY EXPRESSION PLATEAU. *____ + 7383748384929483748484993949484844 You are EMBARRASSINGLY¹ envious of my innovative²³ use of in-citation citations⁴⁵⁶
PARDON ME? YOU PUT THAT CHARGE DOWN RIGHT NOW MISTER. + 4001 Don’t TEST me or I’LL start making citations
Wow. You are so collected, and I believe in your ability to remain composed for the foreseeable future. Swoon. + 100 Lying fee
I’M. Going to ring up every typo you’ve made into an itemized bill and present it to you when you’re hungover. *____
You’re almost bearable when you’re drunkenly shouting like a wild animal.
FUCK OKAY FIGHT NIGHT CAN WAIT this pup's 8outta have THE A8DOMINAL PATS OF HIS LIFEEEE. NEVER 8ACK DOWN NEVER WHAT !! !! !! !! !! !! #fightnight
You need medicull attention and a different moirail. + 150 I’ll still get on your will and testament just in case + 10 Adding myself into it
Who's the f'er that dmed me say I should ask Galekh out ? Just why? I barely talk to the guy at all
wwwwhat's not clicking
MAKING A POLL FOR SOME REPORTS. TOTALLY NECESSARY FOR NEXT WEEK’S ARTICLE. WHAT ARE YOU? BURGUNDY - OLIVE = <3 JADE - COBALT = <> INDIGO - FUCHSIA = O8< NONE OF THE ABOVE/NON TROLL = <3< #ENGAGEMENTBAIT #POLL #NUMBERSGOINGUPORWHATEVER
ObViously people Would flock. They're rabid animals. If you say you're more dominant, you'd get much greater responses. #nsfW
... by posting this you just lost a bit though! They got enough of yourr attention forr you to post about them