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THAT SOME TEALS AREN'T FANS OF THE EMPIRE THE ZESTUM DOESN'T WANT TO BELIEVE IT, BUT HE'S NOTICED SOME OF THEM AREN'T WORKING AS HARD AS THEY POSSIBLY CAN WHICH DOESN'T MAKE SENSE TO THE ZESTUM

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THE PYRAMIDS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN AREN'T SEADWELLER RUINS. THEY'RE ANCIENT RAGER PADS THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS USED, AND WHEN THOSE PARTY ROCKERS COME BACK THEY'RE BRINGING THE PYRAMIDS UP WITH THEM

THE ZESTUM ALWAYS IS THE ZESTUM KNOWS HE IS THE BEST WORKING TEAL

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YOU TRYNA FIND SOMETHING EVEN MORE LUDICROUS TO SIT YOUR GLOBES ON #MYFACE #nsfw

TaB is a psy.o°p c.o°nstructed t.o° weaken the h.o°ld .o°f g.o°o.d and pr.o°per g.o°o.d s.o°das .o°ver the market


