← @saccharineSovereignty

I suppos€ Im looking for a good laugh. ₩hat ar€ som€ conspirac¥ th€ori€s ¥ou b€li€v€ ar€ r€al?

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@terribleTutelary[TT]

The government is run by bureaucrats.

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@devoutLoyalist[DL]

THAT SOME TEALS AREN'T FANS OF THE EMPIRE THE ZESTUM DOESN'T WANT TO BELIEVE IT, BUT HE'S NOTICED SOME OF THEM AREN'T WORKING AS HARD AS THEY POSSIBLY CAN WHICH DOESN'T MAKE SENSE TO THE ZESTUM

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@mercurialGorepriest[MG]

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THE PYRAMIDS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN AREN'T SEADWELLER RUINS. THEY'RE ANCIENT RAGER PADS THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS USED, AND WHEN THOSE PARTY ROCKERS COME BACK THEY'RE BRINGING THE PYRAMIDS UP WITH THEM

Oh ¥ou ar€ so right.

Th€n ¥ou n€€d to striv€ to b€ b€tt€r than th€m.

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@devoutLoyalist[DL]

THE ZESTUM ALWAYS IS THE ZESTUM KNOWS HE IS THE BEST WORKING TEAL

That is th€ singl€ most Ludacris thing Iv€ sat m¥ glob€s on.

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@mercurialGorepriest[MG]

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YOU TRYNA FIND SOMETHING EVEN MORE LUDICROUS TO SIT YOUR GLOBES ON #MYFACE #nsfw

Thėrė arė quitė a fėw that havė bėėṅ rėvėalėd as truė by bȯth thė Wiṅchėstėrs aṅd thė Truė Dėtėctivės! Supėrṅatural aṅd surrėal thiṅgs dȯ ȯccur far bėyȯṅd ghȯsts!

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@carbonatedCaravanserai[CC]

TaB is a psy.o°p c.o°nstructed t.o° weaken the h.o°ld .o°f g.o°o.d and pr.o°per g.o°o.d s.o°das .o°ver the market