Shrive Ferrus
@saccharineSovereignty
Cobalt,Sh€/h€r I am simpl¥ h€r€ to off€r m¥ s€rvic€s to th€ ₩orld ₩id€ ₩€b. I can p€rform hiv€ cl€anings, cullings or €v€n provid€ a c€rul€an pr€s€nc€ at c€rtain €v€nts all for th€ right pric€. Oth€r odd jobs ar€ includ€d. Just contact m€ via trollian.
Not€ to s€lf; tr¥ to g€t s₩imming l€ssons from som€on€ ₩ho ₩ont tr¥ and dro₩n ¥ou.
alternativvely dont go near the wwater at all
Th€ vi€₩ of ₩at€r is nic€, having ¥our lungs fill€d ₩ith salt₩at€r is just so happ€ns a shitt¥ alt€rnativ€.
fuck wwait i mean carefully go near the wwater only under trusted supervvision yer right
yeah no honestly it kinda sucks evven wwhen you can breathe it but it is pretty
I just notic€d ₩€ ar€ abl€ to do bann€rs oh JO¥. Pr€par€ for som€thing amazing.
I ₩ish I kn€₩ ho₩ som€ trolls compl€t€d th€ir trials b€caus€ th¥ obviousl¥ ar€ failur€s in lif€ no₩.
Fak3 it till ya mak3 it typ3 2hit 👍
>>| .i think .all wigglers manage the trials cause they were thinking .on sublevel .of thinkpan. through their .instincts .and self-preservation. but .after some sweeps they became weak trolls who can't stand for themselves.
Pl€as€ t€ll m€ ₩ho tak€s mor€ than TEN MINUTES looking at a m€nu. Hurr¥ up!
It caṅ bė hard tȯ dėcidė!! I just cȯȯk at hȯmė tȯ avȯid thė chȯicė... :Dc
I just ₩ant€d to tak€ a photo but som€on€ has to mak€ things h€ll to €ndur€. Stop tr¥ing to look so €dg¥ it is so cring€. @pitil€ssDispatch ((NOT M¥ ART CREDIT GOES TO SURTUR MUN ((PA¥ASITO)) https://cdn.imgch€st.com/fil€s/66f€323c9a53.png
i can't even stand wit+out your bitc+ing
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.... yȯu just gȯiṅg tȯ ȯpėṅly admit that tȯȯ?
his loss is our gain, be(ause damn, girl
-[>dö I have tö repört it because Id rather just löök
¥ou all ar€ so luck¥, ¥ou can not handl€ m¥ #flatposting
I ₩ish bronz€ blood stains ₩€r€ not so hard to g€t out of carp€ts. ₩h¥ do th€¥ hav€ to b€ so difficult???
"= skill issue. i have bled on mine. and it is very much. cleaned. ="
7RY GE77ING PURPLE BLOOD OU7 OF ∆ WHI7E SHIR7
"= i bled a leg off once, don't worry, i am ok now, it's back. it is clean. for. i got someone else to do it. ="
Flat alt€rnia is r€al.
Prȯvably aṅd Patėṅtly falsė
HAVE ¥OU SEEN THE DOCUMENTAR¥ ON GRUBTUBE??? OUT OF EVER¥ONE ¥OU DONT BELIEVE ME???
Shrivė.. Trȯll ṅėil Dėgrassė Tysȯṅ kṅȯws Altėrṅia bėttėr thaṅ aṅy Grubtubėr.
Do not mix rum ₩ith t€quila #substanc€ #nothavingagoodtim€
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BET WE CAN CHANGE THAT :o)
₩h¥ do th€¥ call it 'common s€ns€' ₩h€n it’s cl€arl¥ a limit€d €dition it€m?
₩ith all this talk of f€mbo¥s ¥ou h€ath€ns b€tt€r not b€ m€ssing up m¥ algorithm.
NAW, ONLY ONE SHRIVE I KNOW. ill leave it be though, if you aint wantin to chat. :o)
C€rul€ans should b€ plac€d abov€ Indigo. #chang€m¥mind
wouldnt mind seeing the vweirdos knocked dovwn a peg or twvo, and ewvery cobalt i knovw is hot as hell, so i approvwe
☿ don't part☿cularly th☿nk that we, as a caste, should possess the autonomy to make that dec☿s☿on ... does any h☿ghbloods want to we☿gh ☿n? #pens☿ve #breakt☿methoughts.
Dont mak€ m€ disclos€ €mbarrassing information to th€ public domain about ¥ou.
Oh, thank you ... my boss w☿ll probably have me hung, drawn and quartered for be☿ng on here dur☿ng work-hours, but ☿t's n☿ce to feel speculat☿vely apprec☿ated?
tell you wvhat, ill be hung, youll be dravwn, and wve can all get together in my quarters, call it ewven #nsfvw
☿ feel l☿ke you're probably go☿ng to get reported to T.R for that ... ? Let me c☿rcle back on th☿s.
₩ho€v€r mad€ plastic packag€s so difficult to op€n. Fuck ¥ou. I am sa¥ing it on chittr.com.
I ₩ant to mak€ it cl€ar that nightcor€ r€mix€s ar€ cl€arl¥ th€ sup€rior form of music. #Absolut€l¥Bitching
depends on the song, tbh...
TaB is a psy.o°p t.o° weaken the h.o°ld .o°f g°o.o°d and pr.o°per s.o°das .o°ver the market
ṅȯthiṅg bėats ṅiȯr-typė Jażż..
Why dȯ yȯu kėėp hatiṅg my chits
Wait this isn't the .o°ne I was trying t.o° reply t.o° h.o°w did this happen
ȯpiṅiȯṅs arė likė hats Shrivė, ėvėryȯṅė has thėm aṅd ṅȯṅė ȯf thėm arė wrȯṅg
Th€¥ ar€ lik€ asshol€s too but ₩€ k€€p thos€ to ours€lv€s most of th€ tim€ #nsf₩
I suppos€ Im looking for a good laugh. ₩hat ar€ som€ conspirac¥ th€ori€s ¥ou b€li€v€ ar€ r€al?
The government is run by bureaucrats.
THAT SOME TEALS AREN'T FANS OF THE EMPIRE THE ZESTUM DOESN'T WANT TO BELIEVE IT, BUT HE'S NOTICED SOME OF THEM AREN'T WORKING AS HARD AS THEY POSSIBLY CAN WHICH DOESN'T MAKE SENSE TO THE ZESTUM
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THE PYRAMIDS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN AREN'T SEADWELLER RUINS. THEY'RE ANCIENT RAGER PADS THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS USED, AND WHEN THOSE PARTY ROCKERS COME BACK THEY'RE BRINGING THE PYRAMIDS UP WITH THEM
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YOU TRYNA FIND SOMETHING EVEN MORE LUDICROUS TO SIT YOUR GLOBES ON #MYFACE #nsfw
Thėrė arė quitė a fėw that havė bėėṅ rėvėalėd as truė by bȯth thė Wiṅchėstėrs aṅd thė Truė Dėtėctivės! Supėrṅatural aṅd surrėal thiṅgs dȯ ȯccur far bėyȯṅd ghȯsts!
TaB is a psy.o°p c.o°nstructed t.o° weaken the h.o°ld .o°f g.o°o.d and pr.o°per g.o°o.d s.o°das .o°ver the market
Shout out to th€ troll at trollbucks ₩ho actuall¥ both€r€d to g€t m¥ simpl€ ord€r right.
V€nti Matcha cr€m€ frappichino but I us€ h€av¥ cr€am ₩ith SIX and I m€an SIX scoops of matcha po₩d€r, and th€n I g€t stra₩b€rr¥ pur€€ at th€ bottom of th€ cup and hav€ th€m s₩irl it around th€ sid€s also 3 scoops of java chips.Th€n on top I add chocolat€ cooki€ crumbl€ (EXTRA) ₩ith stra₩v€rr¥ inclusions and matcha drizzl€ is that so hard???
Im going to off€r a 25% off hiv€ cl€aning d€al for th€ first 3 custom€rs. Bloodstains cost EXTRA.
Does the 25% off count towards the extra cost of the bloodstains?
Thats right. Thos€ things tak€ a lot of ₩ork but I am ₩illing to compromis€. I am a troll of d€c€nc¥.
It app€ars I hav€ just dropp€d m¥ boba a ll ov€r th€ plac€. This is it. It is th€ €nd.
|< i did not r€ad boba.
i fear to think what troll Boba tea is like....
