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@saccharineSovereignty

Cobalt,Sh€/h€r I am simpl¥ h€r€ to off€r m¥ s€rvic€s to th€ ₩orld ₩id€ ₩€b. I can p€rform hiv€ cl€anings, cullings or €v€n provid€ a c€rul€an pr€s€nc€ at c€rtain €v€nts all for th€ right pric€. Oth€r odd jobs ar€ includ€d. Just contact m€ via trollian.

Blood: CobaltAge: Kult Score: 398Kull Score: 55017 followers17 following

Not€ to s€lf; tr¥ to g€t s₩imming l€ssons from som€on€ ₩ho ₩ont tr¥ and dro₩n ¥ou.

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alternativvely dont go near the wwater at all

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@coralConviviality[CC]

. . . 38(

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Th€ vi€₩ of ₩at€r is nic€, having ¥our lungs fill€d ₩ith salt₩at€r is just so happ€ns a shitt¥ alt€rnativ€.

fuck wwait i mean carefully go near the wwater only under trusted supervvision yer right

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@coralConviviality[CC]

38D

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yeah no honestly it kinda sucks evven wwhen you can breathe it but it is pretty

I just notic€d ₩€ ar€ abl€ to do bann€rs oh JO¥. Pr€par€ for som€thing amazing.

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I ₩ish I kn€₩ ho₩ som€ trolls compl€t€d th€ir trials b€caus€ th¥ obviousl¥ ar€ failur€s in lif€ no₩.

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@abjectDetermination[AD]

Fak3 it till ya mak3 it typ3 2hit 👍

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@anxiousTautology[AT]

>>| .i think .all wigglers manage the trials cause they were thinking .on sublevel .of thinkpan. through their .instincts .and self-preservation. but .after some sweeps they became weak trolls who can't stand for themselves.

Pl€as€ t€ll m€ ₩ho tak€s mor€ than TEN MINUTES looking at a m€nu. Hurr¥ up!

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@pitil€ssDispatch god ¥our€ slo₩.

It caṅ bė hard tȯ dėcidė!! I just cȯȯk at hȯmė tȯ avȯid thė chȯicė... :Dc

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I just ₩ant€d to tak€ a photo but som€on€ has to mak€ things h€ll to €ndur€. Stop tr¥ing to look so €dg¥ it is so cring€. @pitil€ssDispatch ((NOT M¥ ART CREDIT GOES TO SURTUR MUN ((PA¥ASITO)) https://cdn.imgch€st.com/fil€s/66f€323c9a53.png

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i can't even stand wit+out your bitc+ing

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¥our postur€ is shit bt₩.

well maybe if i wasn't always looking down at you it would it be proper

¥OU RENT THAT MUCH TALLER

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no you're just t+at muc+ s+orter

If I kick ¥ou in th€ kn€€s I can bring ¥ou do₩n a p€g.

try it

@sacc+arineSovereignty your callouts mean not+ing im still +ere / +ttps://i.imgur.com/dcwPCC7.png

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Th€¥ did if it got such a public r€action

wait

¥ou ₩€r€ sa¥ing.

Yėa… thats why I said yȯurs agaiṅ

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no

¥€s.

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you made it public first doesn't count

Fuck. ¥ou

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wis+ful t+inking

IF ¥OU SEE THIS PHOTO OR OTHERS LIKE IT POSTED B¥ @pitil€ssDispatch REPORT THEM TO GET HIM BANNED BECAUSE HE IS A MENACE TO SOCIET¥ Avatar https://cdn.imgch€st.com/fil€s/€b€241048€1d.jpg #nsf₩

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.... yȯu just gȯiṅg tȯ ȯpėṅly admit that tȯȯ?

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I ₩ill do ₩hat it tak€s to tak€ a₩a¥ his JO¥

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@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

HOT.

I wȯṅ't stȯp yȯu

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This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.
@bummelBoogie[BB]

his loss is our gain, be(ause damn, girl

no loss i was t+e one w+o took it

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@technicalAbjection[TA]

-[>dö I have tö repört it because Id rather just löök

¥ou all ar€ so luck¥, ¥ou can not handl€ m¥ #flatposting

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I ₩ish bronz€ blood stains ₩€r€ not so hard to g€t out of carp€ts. ₩h¥ do th€¥ hav€ to b€ so difficult???

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@temptedAnoxia[TA]

"= skill issue. i have bled on mine. and it is very much. cleaned. ="

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7RY GE77ING PURPLE BLOOD OU7 OF ∆ WHI7E SHIR7

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Ma¥b€ ¥ou didnt bl€€d €nough.

Oh ho₩ horrid

I7 IS ∆ NIGH7M∆RE. I H∆D 7O SEW ∆N EN7IRELY NEW SHIR7.

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@temptedAnoxia[TA]

"= i bled a leg off once, don't worry, i am ok now, it's back. it is clean. for. i got someone else to do it. ="

Flat alt€rnia is r€al.

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11d110t

Prȯvably aṅd Patėṅtly falsė

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AWFUL theory. Zero SOURCES named.

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I AM THR FUCKING SOURCE

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@deathlessDeadwood[DD]

♯ragebait

Its all FALSE.

HAVE ¥OU SEEN THE DOCUMENTAR¥ ON GRUBTUBE??? OUT OF EVER¥ONE ¥OU DONT BELIEVE ME???

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Shrivė.. Trȯll ṅėil Dėgrassė Tysȯṅ kṅȯws Altėrṅia bėttėr thaṅ aṅy Grubtubėr.

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FUCK TROLL NEIL DEGRASSE.

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Yȯu arė impȯssiblė

Do not mix rum ₩ith t€quila #substanc€ #nothavingagoodtim€

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@mercurialGorepriest[MG]

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BET WE CAN CHANGE THAT :o)

Im gonna fro₩ up.

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₩h¥ do th€¥ call it 'common s€ns€' ₩h€n it’s cl€arl¥ a limit€d €dition it€m?

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₩ith all this talk of f€mbo¥s ¥ou h€ath€ns b€tt€r not b€ m€ssing up m¥ algorithm.

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@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

NAW, ONLY ONE SHRIVE I KNOW. ill leave it be though, if you aint wantin to chat. :o)

w+at are you talking about

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₩hat ar€ ¥ou talking about

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w+atever nonsense t+at was

Shouldn't ¥ou b€ doing ¥our job

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i can mulitask

Iv€ und€r€stimat€d ¥ou.

I hav€ d€liv€r€d ¥ou a m€ssag€.

you s+ouldn't given our +istory

Th€n jog m¥ m€mor¥.

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C€rul€ans should b€ plac€d abov€ Indigo. #chang€m¥mind

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@aeneasCaldarium[AC]

wouldnt mind seeing the vweirdos knocked dovwn a peg or twvo, and ewvery cobalt i knovw is hot as hell, so i approvwe

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☿ don't part☿cularly th☿nk that we, as a caste, should possess the autonomy to make that dec☿s☿on ... does any h☿ghbloods want to we☿gh ☿n? #pens☿ve #breakt☿methoughts.

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Dont mak€ m€ disclos€ €mbarrassing information to th€ public domain about ¥ou.

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Yȯu kṅȯw this rȯad travėls bȯth ways.

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₩€ll a₩ar€.

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@aeneasCaldarium[AC]

im all for it if youre all as fine as you babe

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Oh, thank you ... my boss w☿ll probably have me hung, drawn and quartered for be☿ng on here dur☿ng work-hours, but ☿t's n☿ce to feel speculat☿vely apprec☿ated?

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@aeneasCaldarium[AC]

tell you wvhat, ill be hung, youll be dravwn, and wve can all get together in my quarters, call it ewven #nsfvw

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☿ feel l☿ke you're probably go☿ng to get reported to T.R for that ... ? Let me c☿rcle back on th☿s.

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@aeneasCaldarium[AC]

i eagerly avwait~

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₩ho€v€r mad€ plastic packag€s so difficult to op€n. Fuck ¥ou. I am sa¥ing it on chittr.com.

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Relatable.

I ₩ant to mak€ it cl€ar that nightcor€ r€mix€s ar€ cl€arl¥ th€ sup€rior form of music. #Absolut€l¥Bitching

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

depends on the song, tbh...

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@carbonatedCaravanserai[CC]

TaB is a psy.o°p t.o° weaken the h.o°ld .o°f g°o.o°d and pr.o°per s.o°das .o°ver the market

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ṅȯthiṅg bėats ṅiȯr-typė Jażż..

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Why dȯ yȯu kėėp hatiṅg my chits

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@carbonatedCaravanserai[CC]

Wait this isn't the .o°ne I was trying t.o° reply t.o° h.o°w did this happen

¥ou ar€ compl€t€l¥ corr€ct.

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Stop b€ing ₩rong.

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ȯpiṅiȯṅs arė likė hats Shrivė, ėvėryȯṅė has thėm aṅd ṅȯṅė ȯf thėm arė wrȯṅg

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Th€¥ ar€ lik€ asshol€s too but ₩€ k€€p thos€ to ours€lv€s most of th€ tim€ #nsf₩

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Yȯu shȯwėd yȯurs first ;pc #ṅsfw

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I suppos€ Im looking for a good laugh. ₩hat ar€ som€ conspirac¥ th€ori€s ¥ou b€li€v€ ar€ r€al?

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@terribleTutelary[TT]

The government is run by bureaucrats.

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@devoutLoyalist[DL]

THAT SOME TEALS AREN'T FANS OF THE EMPIRE THE ZESTUM DOESN'T WANT TO BELIEVE IT, BUT HE'S NOTICED SOME OF THEM AREN'T WORKING AS HARD AS THEY POSSIBLY CAN WHICH DOESN'T MAKE SENSE TO THE ZESTUM

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@mercurialGorepriest[MG]

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THE PYRAMIDS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN AREN'T SEADWELLER RUINS. THEY'RE ANCIENT RAGER PADS THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS USED, AND WHEN THOSE PARTY ROCKERS COME BACK THEY'RE BRINGING THE PYRAMIDS UP WITH THEM

Oh ¥ou ar€ so right.

Th€n ¥ou n€€d to striv€ to b€ b€tt€r than th€m.

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@devoutLoyalist[DL]

THE ZESTUM ALWAYS IS THE ZESTUM KNOWS HE IS THE BEST WORKING TEAL

That is th€ singl€ most Ludacris thing Iv€ sat m¥ glob€s on.

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@mercurialGorepriest[MG]

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YOU TRYNA FIND SOMETHING EVEN MORE LUDICROUS TO SIT YOUR GLOBES ON #MYFACE #nsfw

Thėrė arė quitė a fėw that havė bėėṅ rėvėalėd as truė by bȯth thė Wiṅchėstėrs aṅd thė Truė Dėtėctivės! Supėrṅatural aṅd surrėal thiṅgs dȯ ȯccur far bėyȯṅd ghȯsts!

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@carbonatedCaravanserai[CC]

TaB is a psy.o°p c.o°nstructed t.o° weaken the h.o°ld .o°f g.o°o.d and pr.o°per g.o°o.d s.o°das .o°ver the market

Shout out to th€ troll at trollbucks ₩ho actuall¥ both€r€d to g€t m¥ simpl€ ord€r right.

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Whats yȯur gȯ tȯ :?c

V€nti Matcha cr€m€ frappichino but I us€ h€av¥ cr€am ₩ith SIX and I m€an SIX scoops of matcha po₩d€r, and th€n I g€t stra₩b€rr¥ pur€€ at th€ bottom of th€ cup and hav€ th€m s₩irl it around th€ sid€s also 3 scoops of java chips.Th€n on top I add chocolat€ cooki€ crumbl€ (EXTRA) ₩ith stra₩v€rr¥ inclusions and matcha drizzl€ is that so hard???

... Yȯu arė thė trȯllbucks wȯrkėrs wȯrst ṅightmarė.

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Im going to off€r a 25% off hiv€ cl€aning d€al for th€ first 3 custom€rs. Bloodstains cost EXTRA.

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Does the 25% off count towards the extra cost of the bloodstains?

How much extra I might have a slight issue

I n€€d to block ¥ou ₩hil€ I am ah€ad.

Thats right. Thos€ things tak€ a lot of ₩ork but I am ₩illing to compromis€. I am a troll of d€c€nc¥.

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It app€ars I hav€ just dropp€d m¥ boba a ll ov€r th€ plac€. This is it. It is th€ €nd.

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@criticalChicanery[CC]

|< i did not r€ad boba.

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i fear to think what troll Boba tea is like....

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G€t ¥our pan out of th€ gutt€r.

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you dropped your booba??

miZread. whateva

Oh it is so much mor€ sup€rior than ¥our sill¥ human milk t€as!!! I am sur€!!!

¥ou ar€ ₩hat is ₩rong ₩ith soci€t¥.

and i wear that badge proudly and with honor, thanKZ! >X)