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Gog what !'d g!ve for sometroll to take a long drag of a c!garette and e!ther blow !t !n my face or shotgun !t !n my mouth #substance #suggest!ve #yearn!ng
Ƹ 🌂 > What an EXCELLENTLY EVIL idea… Ʒ
+[U] ... Okay-sure-I-don't-like-that-but-sure.
+[U] holding-your-hand.
+[U] About-to-start-blasting-that-as-the-fire-gets-bigger.
+[U] We-cleaned-out-the-rest-of-my-old-boss's-office. Completely-unrelated,-we're-having-a-bonfire-and-burning-shit.
xx_OUGH_WHOAGGhhh...._holy_shart_ur_handz_r_so_epic_and_beautiful......_extra_fingy........._xx
Am0ng a few 0thers
YOU 4R3 SO R1GHT 1 W4S 4LSO WOND3R1NG 1F TH3 DOUBL3 JUST *F3LT* B3TT3R D33P 1N YOUR BLOODPUSH3R
whoAAAAAA :)
#shitpost
You’re listening to… Good Morning, Midnight City! We've got some lovely rain to start the day off with, helping to cool the city down a bit after a somewhat warm night. Made the walk to work rather refreshing! To start us off right here in the morning, we've got effortlessly cool Cab Calloway with one of his most popular songs, "Minnie The Moocher". Enjoy! …Midnight City Jazz!
+[U] your-hands-
+[U] rock-paper-scissors-gets-complicated-when-your-moirail-has-6-fingers.
xx_YIPPEE!!_xx
i mean like. that's just your opinion. you don't know if someone's got a freakishly big head.
top tier hand post actually and evveryone wwho thinks otherwwise is cowwardly
a8out to 8ring upon horrors unimagina8le to this mall
...yeah, that's true I guess
I cannot wait to 8low too much money on little thangs and also a sweet treat drink the size of my head
⛧shits only cringe if youre a coward whos afraid of being honest with yourself.⛧
♤s it turns out, it is ♤ good thing i woke up ♤s e♤rly ♤s i did tonight. kupo-mom h♤s visitors.
3> "Let art comfort the disturbed, and disturb the comfortable.." I say, let art disturb all, and comfort no one. <3
The Vague Threat Of Breathing Fire At Someone Along With A Bit Of Smoke Does Wonders When You Want To Make Someone Talk By The Way.
▲i hope i die as biology instead of physics or gog forbid chemistry▼
Every0ne neeDs th4t 0ne frienD wh0 is re4lly weirD.
+[U] WELL-DONT-DO-THAT.
+[U] Your-tits-are-too-big. Get-them-out-of-my-FACE.
+[U] It's-why-I-hate-it.
+[U] I-hate-this-mug.
3> Cobalts disgust me. <3
Emotional manipulation and being beaten within an inch of my life.
| love be|ng Able to eAt freely At my new plAce :) | dont hAve to just wA|t for the servAnts to leAve out whAtever they d|dnt eAt :D l|fe |s Awesome :D
< I DID POST A SELFIE LAST LIGHT IF BEING EXTREMELY VIOLENT COUNTS, AND THE PERSON IN THE PICTURE IS NOT HAVING FUN. WELL, I'M HAVING FUN. :o) >
+[U] As-nice-as-it-would-be-to-live-closer. Scary.
+[U] lol,-thanks.
+[U] i-need-a-specific-badge. 2 badges. gonna-learn-how-to-draw.
+[U] The-agency-reopened-for-regular-operating-hours. Immediately-flooded-with-cases. Ah. Sigh. Yeah.
NEW LAW! I have recently ratified a new law, banning the act of Crumbs in Recouprecoon. If anyone currently has crumbs in their recouprecoon, the crumbs are now forced to vacate. Any crumbs that still remain will be forcibly removed. Thank you.
+[U] Very-inconvenient.
+[U] I-kinda-wanna-move-in-the-middle-of-buttfuck-nowhere,-but-I-kinda-like-having-a-short-commute. And-sleeping-in.
+[U] You-and-I-both-know-we-can't-say-that.
norm♤l occup♤tion♤l h♤z♤rd for ♤ courier♤dic♤tor. we're not supposed to w♤nder through delivery zones blindly.
Bites You And Sucks Out Your Soul. #violence
D --> My secretariat often criticizes me for getting distracted D --> I hired her specifically to keep me in line D --> To ensure that I am not swept away by every little mention of a hoofbeast I see D --> It is not my fault I grew up an appreciator of fine art D --> And that I have the Empress given ability to recognize prized material when I see it D --> She does not allow me to decorate my office the way I wish D --> She says having depictions of refined and elegant genitalia from the humble hoofbest arranged one by one betwi%t photos of my own is undignified D --> I wish for my office to be like the story by famed author George Orewell, Lusus Farm D --> Wherein they 100ked from hoofbeast to E%emplar, from hoofbeast to E%emplar, and back again D --> And realized there was no difference D --> Unfortunately it is like George Orewell's other novel D --> 1984
Interesting...?
|This website poses an interesting array of possibilities and moral quandaries.| |I have much to learn and apply to my work for which I am very grateful to its inhabitants| |My name is on my account as is my occupation and interests though the word count prevents a full dressing down which I would not commit to regardless| |I am glad to meet you :)|
|Oh that message was aimed primarily at trolls however I would say it is interesting to be meeting a species so similar to trolls except for the minor fact you are inferior to us in every way| |No offence :)|
+[U] I-can't-judge. Given-what-I-am.
+[U] Fair-enough. At-least-you-aren't-dead.
+[U] I-assume-it's-cause-you-live-in-evil-incarnate-wasteland.
+[U] damn-he-talks-more-than-i-do.
If I die before Mitch McTronnel: No I didn’t. I am alive. I would do anything to outlive him.
Everyone Is Always Dying, This Is Alternia. The " Everyone Is Always Dying " Planet.
Br🝎ther. y'cΔnn🝎t be seri🝎us We hΔve dr🝎nes thΔt g🝎 Δr🝎und killing us becΔuse we didnt fuck pr🝎per 🝎n time. I get if y🝎u were cl🝎se but its Δb🝎ut Δs deep Δs Δ puddle bubs. S🝎rry y'died but like. y🝎ure Δ rustgh🝎st n🝎w 🝎r w/e. mΔybe y🝎u get Δ c🝎🝎l r🝎b🝎 b🝎dy t🝎 p🝎sess
BEAR CAN S4T ANYWHERE. FLOOR. CHA4R. ENEMY HEAD. COMFORTABLE TOO. WHY?.....BEAR GOT THAT BOOTAY.
- Say say say my name! - First of all, I'm not a demon. I am a malignant spirit that's got a lil bit of eldritch drama going on. Also, "Daddy Beetle" won't summon me; "Beetlejuice" summons me if you say say say it 3 times. Of course you can get demonic with it (but I will judge you.) - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -
- Say say say my name! - I don't see the problem calling myself daddy (or mommy, again, up to the mood and vibe). After all, I'm not doing it cause I'm trying to get laid. I think I'm just daddy material? In what way? Don't worry about it. Back in my day, it was cool cats and daddys, and I'm daddy. So I'm gonna call myself daddy. If I was skinnier, maybe cool cat, but cool cat beetle is back isn't hitting. Daddy Beetle hits. Or Mommy Beetle. But Mommy Gheist might be better cause that sounds better. Of course you don't have to say say say Daddy Beetle; I'm calling myself that. You can just say say say Beetle Gheist or Beetlejuice, whatever works. Anyway, Daddy Beetle's been thinking about Project Hail Mary. - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -
SOMETIMES I LISTEN TO THE SAME SONG FOR A MONTH UNTIL I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE. HAVING ONE OF THOSE MOMENTS RIGHT NOW.
like a really bright color, really bright reflective yellow an turquoise maybe. yeah lots a turquoise in there with the gold runnin through it or somethin.
No dear im not "gaslighting" you. Im lying. Gaslighting implies a level of effort that im most certainly not putting in.
idk about game ascensions or nothin but my entire year in '04 was kinda like that
The Insects In The Forest Are Free, By The Way. In Case You Weren't Aware. No One Is Going To Charge You If You Take Them.
-- i think british accents are handsOme and attractive and very appealing. -->
၄⋆၃ saying stupid shit to assholes to try and get them to reaxt negatively is funny as hell btw #forlegalreasonsimkidding
>([does any1 else t#ink its fucked up t#at]
silver and gra7. besides the usual pink
my shit aint just pink its )(OT pink god seas my aura and think he met troll barbie
【𝝘𝝞𝝝𝝩 𝝥𝝝𝗪】--> liƙe blacƙ with red maybe ▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄
ʚ( Ummm... I'd Say Pink!!! Pretty Pretty Pink <3 )ɞ
(( man who is so sucks. )) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0ce41b8bed4e.png
I am also, Allergick to Immature Bratse.
#CW-vi-lence #Evilp-sting "Have y-u ever killed s-me-ne" is such a vauge questi-n. Are y-u asking if I killed s-me-ne at my -wn hand, assisted in s-me-nes murder, -r...gave s-me-ne a little verbal push t-wards d-ing it themselves? N-w THATS a questi-n haha! ^^
Theyse caŁŁ it #GôônSŁôp but there's nô shame in the cŁassics. Theyse're cŁassic fôr a reasôn, ain't theyse? https://cdn.imgchest.côm/fiŁes/5d8f734d867e.jpg #GôônŁife #Gôônin' #SFW #SafeAttireFôrGôônWôrk
[|87 :: 1 have a suggest;on. Use a less contag;ous pathogen. Perhaps us;n a paras;te that cannot jump from host to host would be better as ;t m;n;m;zes r;sk of ;nnocent bystanders wh;le also ;nfect;n and k;ll;n the targets.
+[U] It's-problematic-for-me-specifically-if-you-do.
+[U] I'm-not-a-snitch,-but-a-health-inspector-is-gonna-inspect.
+[U] I'm-not-because-I'll-just-tell-you-when-I-take-some. Also,-no,-we-do-have-to-still-follow-health-code-regulations-and-having-rot-in-our-fridge-would-be-problematic.
+[U] That-is-their-job. And-also-yours. Being-nosy.
xx_juggles_4_u_xx
(( Your name is Nunya Bidnus. Ha ha very funny. No, your name is █████ █████. Alright. Fine. The name you've been going by now is Gottah Secret. It's very stupid, but that feels appropriate to you for this website on the splinternet. Splinternet is also something of a stupid name, after all, but it is what it is. As your stupid alias implies, you are a very secretive troll. You enjoy RESEARCHING a multitude of subjects, specifically those exploring various controversies and conspiracies, of which Chittr seems to be have a lot. You also enjoy MOSS and LICHEN as well as wondering the woods of █████████ on Alternia. You are also quite proficient at setting traps and extracting biomass and fluids from the things you capture. You are a HEMOANON and will stay that way thank you very much. You have no interest in pursuing CONCUPISCENT quadrants, but do have a mild interest in CONCILIATORY ones, not that you will be actively pursue either Ashen or Pale ones. You are a big believer on "if it happens it happens" for most facets of life. You are curious about a great many people on Chittr and follow the ones that strike your fancy--many of whom are clearly at odds with each other, especially if you find something amusing. Below is how you look, though very few have ever seen what you look like, and those that have would hardly be able to guess at your blood color nor easily pick you out of a line up. You know this from experience. You enjoy wearing color, and are happy to have people assume you are wearing a quadmate's color or your own. You do not correct them. Whenever you go out into public, you are sure to hide the white streak in your hair under a hat or bandana. If you were to play SGRUB your Classpect would be Witch Of Void. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5a47feb72bb5.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/66914a4cf2c2.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2356e0b0f763.png
+[U] We'll-find-out-in-a-few-minutes.
+[U] Someone-used-my-coffee-creamer,-and-they-are-in-for-a-rude-awakening-when-they-find-out-that-there-is-no-creamer-in-that-container
+[U] Yeah,-I'm-wearing-gloves. Oh-yeah-absolutely. I've-been-sanitizing-the-office.
+[U] Going-through-the-previous-boss's-things-and-finding-loads-of-weird-shit. 😬
xx_EEEEEE_YAY_YAY_YAY_YAY_xx
xx_HEHEHE_NAWT_AT_ALLLLL_DAT_SOUMDS_FUN_xx
damn. 'fraid it's dungeon for 'em
0f all the many issues lords 0f the fallen has, your character aurafarming 0n the title screen in whatever your last 0utfit was isn't one 0f them. #solgaming
yes i agree. thankyou asnodi
he||o chittr! i'm typing this on the |oungep|ank with pazcie! this is probab|y my first post here where i haven't been either terrified, in a |ot of pain, trying to manage hundreds of separate input types at once, or a|| of the above. the si|ence for |ack of a better word is rea||y jarring but i'|| get used to it hopefu||y i'm out i'm out i can rest!! i have been, i s|ept for the first time in |ike 2 perigrees!!
+[U] Neurotic-got-it.
well, shit, that explains everything
+[U] Starting-this-week,-I'll-have-my-own-detective-agency-:/ Boss-got-murdered,-and-I-don't-wanna-deal-with-another-purpleblood. No-offense-to-any-purplebloods.
yeah, i think there's no shortage of that
i see you guys have history
i've been known to occasionally have good thoughts. but yeah, most people here are pretty chill. the occasional drama. people airing their dirty laundry on the dash. but it's pretty cool, at least as far as i can tell
oh shit, please gloat, i've always wanted to be someone's flex
+[U] You-can,-but-you'll-get-weird-looks.
i mean, it was unpleasant, still is, but we roll, i'm gonna be fine, i think. so, how do you find it here so far?
+[U] No. Lol.
oh, no no, no flarp, a plain ol' human. narrowly avoided a heatstroke, so i'm just kinda resting right now, can't do much. what about you?
+[U] hi-stranger.
hey