Asnodi Emmoyu
@metamorphicExaminer
▶︎ Oh. We're In For It Now._ [[ ooc: missioDei ]]
▶︎ Related To My Chit↔t From Yesternight._
whoAAAAAA :)
WOULD TH3 TH1RD PRONG ST1LL COUNT 4S 4 M1DDL3 ON3 BY 1TS3LF 1F YOUR THUMB T3CHN1C4LLY COUNTS 4S 1T'S OWN TH1NG >:?
▶︎ It's Fun↔nier This Way. More Ef↔ficient._ ▶︎ Twice The Fuck You With One Hand._
xx_OUGH_WHOAGGhhh...._holy_shart_ur_handz_r_so_epic_and_beautiful......_extra_fingy........._xx
+[U] holding-your-hand.
+[U] We-cleaned-out-the-rest-of-my-old-boss's-office. Completely-unrelated,-we're-having-a-bonfire-and-burning-shit.
▶︎ Fi↔i↔i↔i↔iyuh._
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One misses having an amusing HENCHMAN… hmph… Ʒ
+[U] rock-paper-scissors-gets-complicated-when-your-moirail-has-6-fingers.
xx_dere_is_akshually_nuthing_better_den_a_really_big_tree_except_for_maybe_men_making_out_with_tongue_but_itbs_pritty_close_xx
▶︎ What About A Real↔ly Big Cursed Tre↔e._
xx_wghat_makes_da_tree_cursed?_xx
Are there men kissing with tongue under it?
▶︎ Pas↔sing It Sends Them To The Dimension™._ ▶︎ Standing Next To It Is Fine. I Sup↔pose One Could Makeout In Front It. Haven't Tried._
xx_yuo_shoudl_try_and_let_chchow_watch_xx
▶︎ That Wasn't Part Of The Original Criterion._ ▶︎ But Sure, For The Purpose Of This Bit There Can Be._
▶︎ When I Find A Candidate You Wil↔l Be The First To Know._ ▶︎ Front Row Seats. Or 8k 240fps._
>>| don't look .at this, .unless you're horny. https://hive.beeb.trl/posts/img_096.png #nsfw #hornyposting
▶︎ Only Handposting I Can Of↔fer At The Moment Is That I Have Six Fingers On Both Hands._ ▶︎ Yes They Are Al↔l Ful↔ly Functional._
top tier hand post actually and evveryone wwho thinks otherwwise is cowwardly
▶︎ I Like Reading Trol↔ls' Chit↔ts Back To Them During Inter↔rogations._
...what if they don't have a chittr account?
▶︎ There Are Frequently Other Lines Of Com↔munication I Have Ac↔ces↔s To._ ▶︎ If Not, There's Video Or Dna Evidence. Witnes↔ses, Etc._
I cannot wait to 8low too much money on little thangs and also a sweet treat drink the size of my head
▶︎ Get A Real↔ly Ugly Mug For Cof↔fe↔e ( Or Tea, If You Prefer )._
[I DO $EE MEN BUT THEYRE ALL TWINK$ WHERE DID THE BEAR$ GO WHERE ARE THE $EXY #OBALTBLOODED MEN OUT THERE WHERE!]
I feel like you guys could be strapped to a saw machine that is one second away from slicing you and still be posting about it.
▶︎ Public Apology To My Moirail For Having Large Pectorals Adorned With Thick Salt-and-pep↔per Hair._
+[U] I'm-going-to-grab-a-fistful-of-chest-hair. And-rip-it-out.
▶︎ I Would Be Forced To Demonstrate The Fastest Reset You'l↔l Ever Se↔e In Your Life._