Asnodi Emmoyu, CRQ.
@metamorphicExaminer
▶︎ Oh. We're In For It Now._ ▶︎ Your Friendly Travel↔ling Cruciqueror._ [[ ooc: missioDei ]]
▶︎ Have You Ever Gone To Grab Your Hivedash Order With Your Life On The Line._
▶︎ Of Course I Come Back To Twink Talk._ ▶︎ My Demographic._
▶︎ He Said My Tits Take Up Half My Icon._ ▶︎ Not True. My Abs Are There To↔o Somewhat. If You Open The Ful↔l Image._
▶︎ I Shal↔l Put A Disclaimer That At Least One Of My Employers Would Not Cause Harm To Me. Not Physical, At Least._ ▶︎ I Fear He Believes My Twink Identity Is Up For Debate. So There's That._
+[U] First:-Yeah,-I-wouldn't-hurt-you. Second:-We-are-literally-moirails,-you-bum-mf. Third:-Your-tits-take-up-like-half-your-icon.
▶︎ 1: True._ ▶︎ 2: Scandalous._ ▶︎ 3: Caught You Lo↔oking._
+[U] Addressing-only-the-3rd-statement: You-have-them-out-in-your-icon,-and-I-am-shorter-than-you. Button-your-shirt.
▶︎ I Considered It. Purchased One, Even._ ▶︎ The Bre↔eze Fe↔els Nice On My Chest Hairs._
▶︎ They're Never Going To Be Able To Identify My Body After That._
▶︎ They're Tearing My Skin Of↔f Tomor↔row At Work Btw._ ▶︎ I Hear There May Be Some Nerve Braiding To↔o._
▶︎ Does My Chest Make My Shirt Lo↔ok Big._
▶︎ I'm Shy._ ▶︎ But Also The Point Of Reference Is My Chosen Display Image._
+[U] No-i-mean-give-me-some-of-your-tits,-take-out-the-fat-and-muscle-and-share.
▶︎ Yearning For Cof↔fe↔e With Chicory._ ▶︎ I Wil↔l Buy Some. And Say Hel↔lo To Knights Calvary On The Way._
this s☀unds delightful... truly a delici☀us item t☀ yearn f☀r!
▶︎ That One With The Fake Name Is Tickling Me._
I w!nder wh! this c!uld be ab!ut and luckily it’s n!t me
▶︎ Anything To As↔sist Your Reputation._ ▶︎ I Do Adore A Fel↔low Investigator._
▶︎ Would I Stil↔l Be Liked If One Lo↔oked To A Dark Hal↔l And In The Do↔orway You Simply Se↔e Al↔l Twelve (12) Of My Fingers Slowly Fal↔ling In Line On The Frame._ ▶︎ Low Mechanical Hum Overhead, By The Way._
｢(；・∀・) g-gyuh... nani!??!｣ ｢*starts counting* ichi... ni... san... shi... go... roku... nana... hachi... kyuu... juu...｣ ｢Σ(Дﾟ;/)/ eh!?!?!｣ ｢m-megane-san only has... t-ten prongies!｣ ｢(；・ω・) w...where did kowai-chan get... t-twelve!?!?｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: megane-san just counted to twelve in east alternian!]
▶︎ Hatched That Way._ ▶︎ Maybe Cursed, Depending On How You Like It._
+[U] As-if-you-already-don't-do-that-shit.
▶︎ Survey Says My Red Flag Is Distance._ ▶︎ Maybe So._
▶︎ Some Of Your Posting Habits Match The Results So Wel↔l That Taking The Test At Al↔l Se↔ems Redundant._ ▶︎ We Be↔en Knew, As They Say._
▶︎ Soft-launching My Twink Identity Didn't Go As Plan↔ned._ ▶︎ Recalibrating._
▶︎ It's Hard Being A Twink._
▶︎ Felt The Twinks I Know Might Ap↔preciate The Sentiment._
s∞ true breastie... bestie. bestie. y∞u're s∞ right.
▶︎ Oh Great. The Flayed One™ Is Speaking Again._
▶︎ Which Is More Intriguing: Astronomy Or Astrology._
▶︎ Gon↔na Cal↔l Myself A Twink To Rat↔tle The Of↔fice._
♦️█ ░ did y0u kn0w breaking a neck 0nly takes ab0ut 1000 t0 1250 f00t-p0unds 0f t0rque t0 reliably fracture the cervicals 0f a l0be stem? that kind 0f f0rce can get applied just fr0m a vessel bl0ckage. a bit 0f a strike. an 00psie. an accident. when y0ure rattling. be sure t0 clearly c0mmunicate what it is y0u expect y0ur twink t0 survive and f0r h0w l0ng. ପ(∗´ര ᎑ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️ ♦️█ ░ alth0ugh admittedly...if y0uve been in there f0r f0ur days...y0u are pr0bably the 0nly 0ne c0ming 0ut...even if the twink survived... ▒ ▓❤️
▶︎ I Was Aware Of The Force Required For Such An Act, Yes. Though, This Is Entirely Ir↔relevant To This Chit↔t._ ▶︎ Nevertheles↔s, It Is Certainly Something To Think About. Don't Think My Moirail Would Like Me Having This Information Floating About In Relative Close Reach._ ▶︎ That Last Bit Is Quite Curious. It Almost Sounds Like Some Sex Dungeon Scenario. Almost._
+[U] He's-the-last-person-who-needs-this-by-the-way.
▶︎ Play Thumb War With Me._ ▶︎ I Promise I Wil↔l Drag My Fingers Over Your Palm At The Start._ ▶︎ Like Chelicerae._
▶︎ My Niche Is Being The #cof↔fe↔e Guy At Work._ ▶︎ Sometimes The #cursed One. The #fuckedupdimensionas↔s One._ ▶︎ Could Have One Regarding My Hands. Unsure._
♦️█ ░ that must be awfully l0nely...i can imagine the s0rts 0f scars that leaves...burn scars...scars fr0m th0se wh0 d0nt understand y0u...scars fr0m em0ti0ns that cut much deeper...tell me...d0 y0u like guys 0r girls m0re? i c0llect b0th...and d0nt much mind either...plenty 0f...relevant experience... ▒ ▓❤️
▶︎ It's Only Lonely When The Hivedash Trol↔l Doesn't Notify Me Of Their Ar↔rival Due To, Wel↔l, Dying._ ▶︎ Unsure What My Preferences Has To Do With This, Or Your..proclivities For Col↔lecting Trol↔ls. But I Sup↔pose I Am Fine With Both._
▶︎ Sorting Paperwork Kind Of Night._ ▶︎ Quick, Someone How You Say, ' Get Up To Some Shit. '_
♦️█ ░ 0000hhhhh...all the ink and t0ner has vanished...and the fax machine...is printing a l00p 0f itself...00000... ▒ ▓❤️
▶︎ Sounds Like An Of↔fice Administrator Type Of Problem._ ▶︎ Aka Something That Has Nothing To Do With Me. Perfect. Early Clock Out Time._
▶︎ Related To My Chit↔t From Yesternight._
YOU 4R3 SO R1GHT 1 W4S 4LSO WOND3R1NG 1F TH3 DOUBL3 JUST *F3LT* B3TT3R D33P 1N YOUR BLOODPUSH3R
xx_OUGH_WHOAGGhhh...._holy_shart_ur_handz_r_so_epic_and_beautiful......_extra_fingy........._xx
▶︎ Slowly Curling Each Finger Like An Arachnid._
♦️█ ░ mmmf...handy... ପ(∗´ര ᎑ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️