Asnodi Emmoyu
@metamorphicExaminer
▶︎ Oh. We're In For It Now._ [[ ooc: missioDei ]]
▶︎ Play Thumb War With Me._ ▶︎ I Promise I Wil↔l Drag My Fingers Over Your Palm At The Start._ ▶︎ Like Chelicerae._
▶︎ My Niche Is Being The #cof↔fe↔e Guy At Work._ ▶︎ Sometimes The #cursed One. The #fuckedupdimensionas↔s One._ ▶︎ Could Have One Regarding My Hands. Unsure._
▶︎ Sorting Paperwork Kind Of Night._ ▶︎ Quick, Someone How You Say, ' Get Up To Some Shit. '_
▶︎ Related To My Chit↔t From Yesternight._
YOU 4R3 SO R1GHT 1 W4S 4LSO WOND3R1NG 1F TH3 DOUBL3 JUST *F3LT* B3TT3R D33P 1N YOUR BLOODPUSH3R
xx_OUGH_WHOAGGhhh...._holy_shart_ur_handz_r_so_epic_and_beautiful......_extra_fingy........._xx
▶︎ Only Handposting I Can Of↔fer At The Moment Is That I Have Six Fingers On Both Hands._ ▶︎ Yes They Are Al↔l Ful↔ly Functional._
top tier hand post actually and evveryone wwho thinks otherwwise is cowwardly
▶︎ Hm. I Have At↔tracted The At↔tention Of The One Known As Hate Bot._
▶︎ It Is Go↔od To Se↔e Delivery Folk On Here That Have Their Wits About Them._
▶︎ I Like Reading Trol↔ls' Chit↔ts Back To Them During Inter↔rogations._
▶︎ There Are Frequently Other Lines Of Com↔munication I Have Ac↔ces↔s To._ ▶︎ If Not, There's Video Or Dna Evidence. Witnes↔ses, Etc._
▶︎ Love Is A Destructive Force._ ▶︎ But Also Yes, Swe↔et._
▶︎ The Ro↔ots Se↔em To Like The Courieradicaters._ ▶︎ One Could Say, Maybe, That They Are Packed With Nutrients._
▶︎ Public Apology To My Moirail For Having Large Pectorals Adorned With Thick Salt-and-pep↔per Hair._
+[U] I'm-going-to-grab-a-fistful-of-chest-hair. And-rip-it-out.
▶︎ I Would Be Forced To Demonstrate The Fastest Reset You'l↔l Ever Se↔e In Your Life._
▶︎ They Hate When I Bring This Mug To The Of↔fice._
▶︎ Okay, Maybe I Shouldn't Make Jokes About The Deliverytrol↔l._ ▶︎ But In My Defense, Which I Don't Real↔ly Ne↔ed, He Also Did Not Read The Sign._
norm♤l occup♤tion♤l h♤z♤rd for ♤ courier♤dic♤tor. we're not supposed to w♤nder through delivery zones blindly.
▶︎ Deathblight Isn't That Bad Just Tough It Out._
▶︎ My Com↔mute To Work Isn't So Bad Until I Exit The Dimension™._ ▶︎ The Rest Of The Planet Is To↔o Hot._
▶︎ I Would Hate That Chit↔t To↔o._ ▶︎ Fuck That Tre↔e._
▶︎ Lost Another Hivedasher Again._ ▶︎ I Wrote The Drop Of↔f Instructions Clearly._ ▶︎ " No Contact Delivery; Leave At The Tre↔e With Eyes. Do Not Cros↔s The Tre↔e."_ ▶︎ Gues↔s What They Did._
▶︎ Have You Ever Taken A Bub↔ble Bath With Your Life On The Line._
▶︎ Not Even The Waf↔fle Hive Is Safe Smh._
