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@milkyCow

MOOOOOOOO

Blood: BronzeKult Score: 2851Kull Score: 393330 followers25 following
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Lavender Menace
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Shadow Chittr Money Gang
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Sorrow.
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Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
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Kult: +17
Kull: +5
Total: 22
Ratio: 3.40

šŸ„

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Total: 5

#cw-graphic-imagery Greed is the oldest hunger that never learned how to eat. Man digs into the earth and calls the wound a mine. He empties the oceans and calls the silence profit. He strips forests to their roots, stacks coins upon the graves of lesser men, and congratulates himself for having climbed higher. Always higher. As though height has ever spared anything from the fall. There is no finish to it. Give a man a kingdom and he will stare across the border. Give him the world and he will curse the stars for being beyond his reach. Greed does not desire wealth. It desires more. And more has no end. So mankind feeds the machine. Years become wages. Friends become connections. Homes become investments. People become numbers scratched into ledgers by hands that will someday stiffen in the grave. Every beautiful thing is given a price, every sacred thing dragged beneath the auctioneer's hammer. And for what? Your life is microscopic. A flicker of nervous flesh stumbling through a universe so ancient that the entirety of human history is less than dust caught between its gears. Your empires will crumble. Your currencies will become artifacts. Your monuments will lose their names. Even your bones will eventually surrender themselves to the dirt. Yet still you clutch your little treasures. Still you whisper: Mine. That word will bury you. Because greed does not merely consume what surrounds a man. Eventually, it turns inward. It eats compassion first. Then dignity. Then love. Then whatever trembling fragment of humanity remains beneath the appetite. And when there is nothing left to sacrifice, greed finally devours its master. The richest corpse owns exactly as much as the poorest. Nothing. The universe will not remember your fortune. Death will not negotiate your net worth. The worms will find no distinction between the flesh of kings and beggars. You will spend your minuscule life accumulating things you cannot keep, sacrificing things you cannot replace, desperately trying to fill a hole whose only defining characteristic is that it cannot be filled. Then your heart will stop. Someone else will take your chair. Someone else will count your money. Someone else will sleep beneath your roof. And the great hungry machine will continue grinding without noticing that you are gone. That is greed's final cruelty. After everything it convinced you to sacrifice... it never needed you at all.

Kult: +35
Kull: +20
Total: 55
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there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!
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@apatheticApostacy[AA]

ā–²i need to get shitfaced drunk right now, fucking byeā–¼

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MOOOOOOOO

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@bummelBoogie[BB]

aren’t 7ou alternian? wh7 are 7ou talking about humans?

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MOOOOOOOOOOO? #confused

MOOOOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Kult: +45
Kull: +20
Total: 65
Ratio: 2.25
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verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
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Chittrclan
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You know, like, Nya?
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@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< cow!!! :33< hey buddy how are mew?! :33< b33n a while!

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MOOOOOO MOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOOOOO MOOO MOOOOOO

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Chittrclan
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You know, like, Nya?
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@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< oh cow mew always know just what to say to ch33r meow up! :33< i got mew something on vacation hope mew like it! --SENT strawberrymilk.obj-- :33< i know mewre meowre of a choclate it but i thought mew may also enjoy strawberry :33< if mew dont then mew can just throw it at someone mew dont like :33

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🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫 šŸ„šŸš«šŸ“ šŸ„āž•ļøšŸ“āž”ļøā˜ ļø

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@undeadGrips[UG]

Hi guys I'M Di4lik

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Total: 15
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MOOOOOOOOO

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CAUTION: TOXIC
This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!
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I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)
@twiceAnnihilated[TA]

M4Y83J 3KR1NG 0FF WL1L M4K3 M3 F3L33 8773RR.....,..

Kult: +22
Kull: +5
Total: 27
Ratio: 4.40

MOOOOOOOOOOO MOOOOO MOOOOO #supportive

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Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

MOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOOOO MOOOOOOOOOO #nsfwe

Kult: +30
Kull: +22
Total: 52
Ratio: 1.36
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@apatheticApostacy[AA]

ā–²whatā–¼ ā–²what the fuck does that even meanā–¼ ā–²why is it nsfwe?????ā–¼

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Total: 5

MOOOOOOOOOO #suggestive

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@apatheticApostacy[AA]

ā–¼i gotta get outta here...ā–²

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MOOOOOOOOOOO MOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOO MOOOOO

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Chchow is your friend!
I miss my wife Tails
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Dedicated Courier
Snow, rain, heat, and gloom of night cannot keep this user from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
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@walkstabwalK[WK]

The kids have pitchforks outside and are demanding a cut back on the "Candy Tax" Honestly, I really don't know wtf they are even talking about this time.

Kult: +20
Kull: +15
Total: 35
Ratio: 1.33

MOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOOO #cw-Violence #cw-murder

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Chchow is your friend!
I miss my wife Tails
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Dedicated Courier
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brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
Observed.
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@walkstabwalK[WK]

Cow this really doesn't help me here.

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..... MOO? #supportive

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@gracefulMatriatrix[GM]

Post #posting

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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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@emptyEyes[EE]

An0n asked: M000000000000000? Ee answered: hi milky c0w #eeasks

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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
You know, like, Nya?
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Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
Cuttle-y
Is it even possible for a fish to be this CUT-E?!
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@geodeGardener[GG]

🌽🌽🌽🌽

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Kull: +15
Total: 52
Ratio: 2.47

MOOOOOOOOOOOO #needthat

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Total: 10
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honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
You know, like, Nya?
This user bears the curse of a bygone era.
Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
Cuttle-y
Is it even possible for a fish to be this CUT-E?!
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A Truly Horrible Goose
Please secure all noisemakers around this user! We wouldn't want any accidents.
Puppymoded
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@geodeGardener[GG]

DO YOU NEED SOME LITTLE COW?

Kult: +5
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MOOOOOOOOOO

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@emptyEyes[EE]

Im s0 fucking hung0ver I d0nt even remember h0w creamfest ended #nsfw #substances

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Kull: +25
Total: 61
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Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
@tipsyGlamour[TG]

lmao u werent even there by the time i dropped by

Kult: +5
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@emptyEyes[EE]

I think i mightve falled asleep in a burr0w under a tree @milkyC0w w0ke me up this m0rning

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MOOOOOOOOOO

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@emptyEyes[EE]

Thanks c0w

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šŸ‘ šŸš«šŸŽ‰šŸ“„šŸŒ²

-Ė‹Ė four followers......... um... a joke, then... um... what do you call......... a moobeast......... with no legs......... ground......... beef... ĖŽĖŠĖ—

Kult: +35
Kull: +5
Total: 40
Ratio: 7.00

MOOOOOOOO

Kult: +10
Total: 10

@emptyEyes MOOOOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOOOOO MOOOOOOOOO #supportive

Kult: +35
Kull: +10
Total: 45
Ratio: 3.50
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@emptyEyes[EE]

Thanks c0w

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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Kult: +5
Total: 5

MOOOOOOOOOOOO MOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOOO #seekingadvice

Kult: +57
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Total: 107
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@normalEveryday[NE]

hello might.i.assist.you?

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MOOOOO MOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOOO

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@normalEveryday[NE]

i.dont.understand.you.but.once.for.'yes'.twice.for.'no'.and.three.times.for.'you.cannot.possibly.understand.my.problems.and.this.discussion.would.be.incredibly.hampered.by.our.language.barrier.and.thus.should.be.abandoned'

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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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@normalEveryday[NE]

wonderful let.us.continue.in.this.format is.your.problem. 1..medical 2..psychological 3..interpersonal 4..existential and.is.it 1..for.you 2..for.another

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MOOOO MOOO MOOOO MOO MOO

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@normalEveryday[NE]

i.see this.is.a.surprisingly.productive.means.of.communication 1..yes.2..no is.this.for.ee.?

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MOOOOO

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@normalEveryday[NE]

unsurprising they.seem.unwell i.do.not.know.how.to.help.her,.perhaps.a.reminder.that.she.is.not.alone?. i.have.found.that.will.often.help.to.spend.time.with.a.friend.in.such.a.state but.she.seems.even.worse.for.wear.than.ever a.change.of.scenery.would.be.perhaps.a.positive.influence? but.doing.so.to.her.unwillingly.defeats.much.of.the.purpose.towards.assistance.by.adding.resistance. i.suppose.in.that.case.we.need.just.speak.to.her i.hope.this.has.been.helpful 1.yes.2.no

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MOO MOO