
Estone Wukong
@monkeyKing
GREAT SAGE EQUAL TO HEAVEN//INTELLIGENT STONE TROLL// 7 TIMES IMMORTAL MONKEY KING// ALL PRONOUNS// HEIR OF LIGHT

罪悪感あるけどつい食べちゃうものって何?

Okay so like. hm. A little late on titty tuesday but I have a contribution.
ths tl needs some estrogen *drops my pallet of blue pills* o fuk *trips over them tryin 2 pick them up* shiiiiiiiiiiiit *watches as thy bust down a wall w/ sheer volume* im fuuuuuuucked
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I'm too lazy to post my ask box. Ask me something regular style if you want

I like when people I like are nice to me.

what would yall make your tinder tagline

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From: THE GREAT AND ILLUSTRIOUS WUKONG! (@monkeyKing) I learned: Fruit flies are pro8a8ly happy as hell You learn: Serious life altering injury, or 350 sweeps of imprisonment? -------- Easy. I'll take the imprisonment. How 8ad could it 8e if it's only 350 sweeps? What are the stipulations of this imprisonment? That could mean anything! Do I get to decide what my prison is in this scenario? There are a lot of options. I've 8een imprisoned in Asgard for thousands of years, if you go 8y some definitions. Was it my own fault? Yes! Do I feel stifled? Also yes! 8ut my life is stil pretty awesome, so is it really that 8ad? May8e not. Who knows! The rules on this are ar8itrary. Also, 8eing a god, 350 sweeps isn't very long in the grand scheme of things. I've 8een around way longer. Think of all the time I'd have to read!

youll never guess what i did.
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yall want a riddle



