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Estone Wukong

@monkeyKing

GREAT SAGE EQUAL TO HEAVEN//INTELLIGENT STONE TROLL// 7 TIMES IMMORTAL MONKEY KING// ALL PRONOUNS// HEIR OF LIGHT

Blood: BronzeAge: Kult Score: 1035Kull Score: 122913 followers11 following
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Bitch of Time
This user's mouth is known for engaging in: foul language, joints, and... pocky sticks!
Forever, in spring.
This user's avid appreciation for East Alternian / Beforan culture will never fade!
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
bisexual
love yourself
@aienkanoAhegao[AA]

罪悪感あるけどつい食べちゃうものって何?

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00

[=| Cake }{:P |=]

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
transgender
love yourself
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
Keykeeper
This user holds the keys to the Inbetween.
Oblong Meat Product
This is literally just a hotdog.
@todaysDreamer[TD]

Okay so like. hm. A little late on titty tuesday but I have a contribution.

Kult: +90
Kull: +15
Total: 105
Ratio: 6.00

[=| AWOOOOOOGA |=]

↩ @monkeyKing[MK]
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verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
transgender
love yourself
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
Keykeeper
This user holds the keys to the Inbetween.
Oblong Meat Product
This is literally just a hotdog.
@todaysDreamer[TD]

this is a month old wukong how did you find this

[=| my psychic space vision |=]

ths tl needs some estrogen *drops my pallet of blue pills* o fuk *trips over them tryin 2 pick them up* shiiiiiiiiiiiit *watches as thy bust down a wall w/ sheer volume* im fuuuuuuucked

Kult: +22
Kull: +5
Total: 27
Ratio: 4.40

[=| So are those free... |=]

[=| Awesome epic question!(?) Anon: hi. \(˶ˆᗜˆ˵\ ) HIIIIIIII HIIIII HIIII |=]

Kult: +30
Kull: +25
Total: 55
Ratio: 1.20

[=| https://forms.gle/Tf4Tyhasyv83z3pb9 |=]

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Master of Majyyks
This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.
heart of gold
kind is the bravest thing you can be
Chronic Catturbater
This user is certified cool enough for badges on Chittr.
Observed.
This user is being watched.
You know, like, Nya?
This user bears the curse of a bygone era.
@gavageCombustion[GC]

you'll never guess whos this.

[=| hmmmm... 🤔 |=]

Kult: +7
Kull: +2
Total: 9
Ratio: 3.50
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Master of Majyyks
This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.
heart of gold
kind is the bravest thing you can be
Chronic Catturbater
This user is certified cool enough for badges on Chittr.
Observed.
This user is being watched.
You know, like, Nya?
This user bears the curse of a bygone era.
@gavageCombustion[GC]

jst realized i never dm'd u lol.

[=| u can do it now! |=]

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I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)
Patron
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verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Observed.
This user is being watched.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
You know who else...?
Muscle Troll totally GOT this user!
Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
@malleablePersonage[MP]

I'm too lazy to post my ask box. Ask me something regular style if you want

Kult: +20
Kull: +15
Total: 35
Ratio: 1.33

[=| One dollar or two dollars |=]

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I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)
Patron
A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!
verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Observed.
This user is being watched.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
You know who else...?
Muscle Troll totally GOT this user!
Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
@malleablePersonage[MP]

Two dollars

[=| Your greed SICKENS ME |=]

Kull: +2
Total: 2
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I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)
Patron
A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!
verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Observed.
This user is being watched.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
You know who else...?
Muscle Troll totally GOT this user!
Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
@malleablePersonage[MP]

I like when people I like are nice to me.

Kult: +45
Kull: +5
Total: 50
Ratio: 9.00

[=| What about people you hate? |=]

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
nonbinary
love yourself
Pale One
This user vacillates pale pink.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
All That Glitters
Includes this user's posts.
@turophileGibber[TG]

what would yall make your tinder tagline

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00

[=| Immortal(You can test!) |=]

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
friend of PASCAL!
This user is part of the hive.
#ABCC RSVP
Adorabloodthirsty Cinemassacre Club-Goer
You know, like, Nya?
This user bears the curse of a bygone era.
Puppymoded
This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.
Emoticonnoisseur
This user loves emoticons, ASCII art, kaomajis, and all they inspired.
@xxScenegrlxx[XS]

xx_how_r_mye_sweetie_pees_xx

Kult: +15
Kull: +7
Total: 22
Ratio: 2.14

[=| I dont think ive met u but ima pretend this applies to me: IM AWESOME!! |=]

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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pansexual
love yourself
Beforian
Those who came before us.
Cerulean8lood 8la88ermouth
A badge for ceruleans that love to have lengthy conversations.
The Sylph Is In
Lucky healers offering expositional services.
Friendship Forged
STRONG of will, kind of heart, hoof of beast. You are friends with Hephaestus.
@anachronisticGoddess[AG]

From: THE GREAT AND ILLUSTRIOUS WUKONG! (@monkeyKing) I learned: Fruit flies are pro8a8ly happy as hell You learn: Serious life altering injury, or 350 sweeps of imprisonment? -------- Easy. I'll take the imprisonment. How 8ad could it 8e if it's only 350 sweeps? What are the stipulations of this imprisonment? That could mean anything! Do I get to decide what my prison is in this scenario? There are a lot of options. I've 8een imprisoned in Asgard for thousands of years, if you go 8y some definitions. Was it my own fault? Yes! Do I feel stifled? Also yes! 8ut my life is stil pretty awesome, so is it really that 8ad? May8e not. Who knows! The rules on this are ar8itrary. Also, 8eing a god, 350 sweeps isn't very long in the grand scheme of things. I've 8een around way longer. Think of all the time I'd have to read!

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00

[=| Imprisonment is not your fault and entirely solitary in an infinite empty lightless prison |=]

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Puppymoded
This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.
Had to be there.
Survived the security certificate expiration event.
first guardian
with infinite power comes infinite responsibility
Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
Sunrise Crown
Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.
In This Business...
...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.
@canineRebel[CR]

youll never guess what i did.

Kult: +25
Kull: +15
Total: 40
Ratio: 1.67

[=| A backflip? |=]

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Puppymoded
This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.
Had to be there.
Survived the security certificate expiration event.
first guardian
with infinite power comes infinite responsibility
Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
Sunrise Crown
Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.
In This Business...
...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.
@canineRebel[CR]

nah.

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[=| FUCK |=]

Kult: +2
Total: 2

[=| > MK: Become horse https://file.garden/aBZ5rjzGMXomaV2l/Horsington.png |=]

Kult: +30
Kull: +10
Total: 40
Ratio: 3.00
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Disability Pride
Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.
Beforian
Those who came before us.
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
Friendship Forged
STRONG of will, kind of heart, hoof of beast. You are friends with Hephaestus.
heart of gold
kind is the bravest thing you can be
YOU'RE BLUE NOW.
That is this user's badge.
@craftsmanToxophilite[CT]

8=D < You're welcome

Kult: +5
Total: 5

[=| Neigh! |=]

Kult: +5
Total: 5

[=| Would you rather be a horse, or not that. |=]

Kult: +35
Kull: +35
Total: 70
Ratio: 1.00
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Disability Pride
Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.
Beforian
Those who came before us.
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
Friendship Forged
STRONG of will, kind of heart, hoof of beast. You are friends with Hephaestus.
heart of gold
kind is the bravest thing you can be
YOU'RE BLUE NOW.
That is this user's badge.
@craftsmanToxophilite[CT]

8=l < What can I say 8=l < I literally am a horse

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Friendship Forged
STRONG of will, kind of heart, hoof of beast. You are friends with Hephaestus.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
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@aspirationalAsiatic[AA]

如果我說我想變成一匹馬,他會立刻來找我。他能聞到任何語言裡的「馬」這個字。

Kult: +5
Total: 5

[=| id personally like to be a horse so i could neigh and like not drink water after getting lead there, perchance |=]

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Disability Pride
Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.
Beforian
Those who came before us.
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
Friendship Forged
STRONG of will, kind of heart, hoof of beast. You are friends with Hephaestus.
heart of gold
kind is the bravest thing you can be
YOU'RE BLUE NOW.
That is this user's badge.
@craftsmanToxophilite[CT]

8=l < I can sniff you out from anywhere

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Disability Pride
Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.
Beforian
Those who came before us.
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
Friendship Forged
STRONG of will, kind of heart, hoof of beast. You are friends with Hephaestus.
heart of gold
kind is the bravest thing you can be
YOU'RE BLUE NOW.
That is this user's badge.
@craftsmanToxophilite[CT]

8=l < I can grant your wish

[=| FUCK YES |=]

Kult: +5
Total: 5

[=| bow chika wow wow |=]

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
nonbinary
love yourself
Pale One
This user vacillates pale pink.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
All That Glitters
Includes this user's posts.
@turophileGibber[TG]

yall want a riddle

Kult: +25
Kull: +25
Total: 50
Ratio: 1.00

[=| A man is driving along and sees three doors, a golden door, a silver door, and a diamond door, what door does he open first? |=]

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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
nonbinary
love yourself
Pale One
This user vacillates pale pink.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
All That Glitters
Includes this user's posts.
@turophileGibber[TG]

wait a second i never said i was good at answering them

[=| now u gotta tho, like legally |=]

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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
nonbinary
love yourself
Pale One
This user vacillates pale pink.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
All That Glitters
Includes this user's posts.
@turophileGibber[TG]

is it the car door

[=| YES YAHOOO YIPEEE YAYY |=]

Kult: +5
Total: 5