Iddyot Highro
@necromanticSalivation
> She/her < > Taken in <> <3 and <3< sorry < > I love my jade moirail < > Professional biter <
> My lusus doesnt bite but she does tell me every night that i wont amount to anything and tells me to bring her more beer which i think hurts more than biting :( I would know bc ive been bitten a lot #family #lusus_issues #abuse <
> If i close my eyes really hard i can make new colors in my brain <
> I found a wild hoofbeast it looks thirsty so im gonna lead it to some water real quick :D <
> In case my last chit scared you the sun didnt actually explode it was a silly trick and im sorry if i fooled you <
> I heard about this cool human holiday today! By the way… did you know the sun exploded? Hehehe <
> Guys i think i might hate my kismesis but in the wrong way. In the way youre not supposed to hate them. I dont know what to do i dont want to lose him #blackrom #conflicted #drama <
> I think its okay to get worse as long as you eventually get better because ive been doing a lot of getting worse and im sure one day i will get way better than ive ever been. Im pretty sure thats how stocks work <
> Incoming joke!!! Why is 6 afraid of 7 <
OH IDIOT HIGHRO YOU ARE SO FUNNY I COULD JUST LAY MY HANDS ON YOU WITH BRUTAL AND REPEATED HASTE
> My hogbat mom keeps trying to take my palmhusk from me and i rechitted a bunch of stuff sorry :( <
> If you have more than one tooth you say teeth and if you have more than one foot you say feet so why are they not called beeb <
> Once you start eating dessert first youll be so much happier <
> I think i figured out what the problem was! I shouldve microwaved metal forks instead of metal spoons because if i microwave all my spoons i wont have anything to eat the soup with <
> I just remembered it!!! To get to the other side HAAHAHA <
> I heard a really funny joke and i wanted to share it but i forgot it <
> What did my moirail just say to me i wasnt listening it sounded important <
> Does anybody have spare body parts i can borrow please <
<' yeah i think i have an arm or 2 i would be willing 2 part with. i'm coming 2 the festival 2morrow meet me at the food stalls i'll be the goldblood missing a limb. '>
i can ♯find you some ♯pieces ♯.... i havent tried a ♯stumplink ♯spell yet
> I heard that if metal gets really really hot it melts so im going to put a bunch of spoons in a bowl and microwave them so i can drink metal soup wish me luck!!! <
> Ummm ok so THAT just happened and now i need a new microwave and fingers and part of my face <
> Who is eridan and why is everyone saying hes weak thats not very nice <
!! Because he’s weak and not very nice! Glad to help. Thank me later. !!
> Sometimes food shows up in my hunger trunk and I don’t know where it came from but it might be a nice little gift from the troll who sneaks into my hive to watch me sleep <
> I wish I had a second mouth so I could eat twice as much food at the same time <
> Nevermind it doesnt work if you put it in your ear you cant hear the food <