Caligo Arbore
@nightKnight
A humble architect and guide. Take your time.
/======================================\ || Bomb threats are so yesternight. || || || || Three yesternights? I've lost track|| || of when it was called in. || || || || Don't worry about the rumors. || || || \======================================/
/======================================\ || There we go. || || || || Took long enough. || || || \======================================/
/======================================\ || Sometimes I forget how much more || || blood the higher-ups have. || || || || The reminders are nice. || || || \======================================/
/======================================\ || About time this week ended. || || || || No offense. Mostly. || || || \======================================/
/======================================\ || Out of respect for my users, || || I will NOT be adding an underwater || || section. || || || || (Building with water is hard.) || || (This is just a cop out.) || || (Sue me.) || || (Don't.) || || (Okay maybe do, I want to see || || auditors traverse the #maze) || \======================================/
/======================================\ || Find my pages. || || || || There are 804 crossword puzzles || || scattered about in my #maze. || || || || Solve them all and you get a prize.|| || || \======================================/
/======================================\ || Who invited the circus? || || || || || || || || || \======================================/
/======================================\ || Pages this, pages that. || || || || Whatever happened about enjoying || || the journey and not the destination|| || || || Why find eight pages when you can || || get lost in an 80 floor labyrinth? || || || \======================================/
/======================================\ || Torture #mazes build character. || || || || You haven't lived unless you've || || mapped out at least three of them. || || || \======================================/
/======================================\ || Walls don't spin enough. || || || || To remedy this, I've installed a || || section of the #maze that will ONLY|| || spin. || || || || Good luck! || || || || Genuinely. This whole area is luck-|| || based. || \======================================/
/======================================\ || +Enough ranting and rave (6) || || ing. || || || || Let's all take a moment to take || || stock of what really mattters. || || || || The #maze. || || || || Can YOU find my hidden gold? || \======================================/
/======================================\ || 🎃 🎃 🎃 || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || 💜 || \======================================/ If I am not mistaken, you're taking too long.
/======================================\ || ᗧ...ᗣ...ᗣ...🎃...🎃...🎃 || || || || || || || || || || || || || || ____ || || |💜| || \======================================/
/======================================\ || Want to escape #THEMAN? || || || || Now you can. || || = @ (2) || || The #Maze! || || || || The Maze is guaranteed to block || || all outgoing signals, so you won't || || have to worry about being contacted|| || by anyone! || || || \======================================/
/======================================\ || ↻ I have always felt (4) || || that you can never have too many || || doors. || || || || And for that reason, I've added a || || 16th door in the 15 door room. || || || || Happy hunting! || || || \======================================/
/======================================\ || Lost another intern in the babel || || wing of the #Maze. || || || || What a waste of yarn. || || || || || \======================================/
/======================================\ || != Come on down (2) || || to the #Maze. || || || || Here you can "Make them suffer || || for free. || || || || Just don't get lost yourself! || || || || || \======================================/
/======================================\ || Yes. || || The #Maze is here to stay. || || || || Catch it if you can. || || || || || || || || || || || \======================================/
/======================================\ || !=Huh. Cool. (4) || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || \======================================/
/======================================\ || OFour [3] || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || \======================================/
/======================================\ || I have an issue. || || Everyone keeps getting lost :{ || || || || Even with bright lights and || || inviting noises do they not walk || || towards the trap rooms... || || || || What is my move? || || Do I dare resort to #yellowpaint? || \======================================/
/======================================\ || It has come to my attention that || || =I will not be opening as fast (5) || || as I planned. || || || || Someone- and I won't name any names|| || thought it would be a good idea to || || step through The Threshold with a || || plastic bottle of water. || || || || They no longer work here. || \======================================/
/======================================\ || = Come one, (1) || || Come all. || || I will soon be opening up the || || gate of the #Maze. || || No expense has been spared. || || It'll be a time of your life. || || || || || || {I am not liable if you get lost.} || \======================================/
/======================================\ || I'm adding a Minotaur to a Maze. || || My originality is awe-inspiring. || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || \======================================/
/======================================\ || -Hello world. Detest. (4) || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || \======================================/
