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@notDstrides

yo mama lowkey missed my husband

Blood: AnonymousKult Score: 593Kull Score: 21915 followers7 following

Dad: What Is The Difference Between A Piano, A Tuna, And A Pot Of Glue? Me: I Don't Know. Dad: You Can Tuna Piano But You Can't Piano A Tuna. Me: What About The Pot Of Glue? Dad: I Knew You'd Get Stuck On That. #dadjoke

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hahahahahhahqhahahahahahahahhahahhaahahhaahhahahahahha

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@notDstrides[ND]

omfg you WOULD laugh at that XD

im being ironic

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once i was fully convinced matpat was a transgender gay man dont ask

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Never heard of the guy

@nkSixeight[NS]

okay

random thought but why did william afton kill all those kids anyway

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is it cause his son died so he was like “shit let me kill all these kids and put their families through distress cause my son was such a dumbass and killed my other son”

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ 7He wAy mUsIc eChŌōŌōŌeS In 7He 7UnNeLs... SōŌōŌō... CaP7IvA7InG...

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yeah

What happens when I start taggin #incest

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i fucking kill you with a shotgun

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K--<i like some people #vagueposting

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fair

can da striders and da amporas and da yellow guys get a room some of us are hard boiled detectives tryin ta solve a freakin case ovah here -from the office of ace dick detective agency

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sybau

@notDstrides[ND]

sory i dont speak russian -from the office of ace dick detective agency

@dickAce[DA]

i said shut your bitch ass up

@notDstrides[ND]

no? u said sybau. idiot. dats not even da same thing -from the office of ace dick detective agency

@dickAce[DA]

sybau means shut your bitch ass up in russian

(( this post has been modified due to not knowing account holder's issue with losing an account, thought this was trolling with another account to avoid the block I already gave them so went nuclear... MY BAD. ))

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end it all rn

i hate #substances i love being #sober and #clean i love taking my son out on walks every day and he always gets enough sunlight and all his vitamins

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@caliBorn[CB]

YOu ARE LIKE IF EXPIRED BRAN FLAKES WERE A PERSON. NOBODY LIKES YOu. YOu ARE LITERAL ACTuAL GARBAGE. AND EVEN IF YOu WERE SOMEHOW FRESHER. PEOPLE WOuLD STILL REJECT YOu BASED ON YOuR OWN MERITS. OR LACK THEREOF.

@caliBorn[CB]

exactly what i wanna be thank you caliborn

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@notDstrides[ND]
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@caliBorn[CB]

ARE YOu NOTDSTRIDES AS SOME KIND OF BAN EVASION OR SOMETHING? YOu SEEM VERY uNLIKABLE. I REMEMBER ANOTHER NITWIT BRAT ON HERE WHO TRIED THE SAME STuNT AND GOT SIMILARLY CuNTPuNTED FOR THE ATTEMPT.

@caliBorn[CB]

no i lost access to my old account im not banned you can check

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@notDstrides[ND]
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@caliBorn[CB]

I AM NOT GOING TO DO THAT. I ALREADY HATE YOu ENOuGH ON THIS ACCOuNT. I DO NOT NEED THE PREQuEL DLC. GAME RECOGNIZES NO FuCKING GAME. YOu ARE WHOLLY NOT WORTH IT.

@caliBorn[CB]

okay

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ERISOL look at my fucking kullscore now bitch hard work rlly pays off

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@caliBorn[CB]

YOu LITERALLY JuST FLAILED ABOuT LIKE A GODDAMN MORON AND HAD ME DISLIKE YOuR STuPID FuCKING TAKES. THAT DOESN'T TAKE WORK. IT TAKES BEING A DuMBASS. WHICH COMES ALL TOO NATuRALLY FOR YOu.

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@caliBorn[CB]

lol

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MAYBE I SHOULD LOOK INTO RAISING A GRUB THEN...I'M SURE IT WOULDN'T BE IMPOSSIBLE. ECTOBIOLOGY EXISTS FOR A REASON AFTER ALL.

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dude you didnt even ask ur husband what the fuck

@notDstrides[ND]

I WAS ABOUT TO. >:/

okay okay jeez

I THINK I'D BE GOOD AT RAISING A GRUB.

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i think youd be good w dirk

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@notDstrides[ND]

HMM. MAYBE.

couldnt be worse than me

@notDstrides[ND]

HAHA.

thats not funny kar

@notDstrides[ND]

OH. ):B

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jk its chill

@notDstrides[ND]

OH. OKAY. (:B

lol

i love the virtual boy console

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you are 2iick and twii2ted two have that human torture deviice, never miind actually u2iing iit.. What'2 your hiigh2core iin Red Alarm?

on hard mode 29,800

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@notDstrides[ND]

You have my utmo2t re2pect, and II am 2o 2orry. Are there any #2ub2tance2 you take two make the miigraiine2 more bearable? II don't thiink II can beat that two be hone2t before my thiinkpan explode2.

i could expose my secrets for the price of you hating on all of my chits

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