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I grant I never saw a goddess go; My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground. And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare As any she belied with false compare.
@barackObama What are you gonna do to help out the little guy?
Wow you’re so right. OP is kind of funny sometimes.
Wow hey there totally normal guy who is definitely not Peanut.
WOW YOURE NOT SCARY AT ALL IN FACT YOURE QUITE NORMAL AND COOL :D
Hey. Is this guy bothering you.
...Really? You wanna kiss about it?
I can't believe you doubted me, dude. Where's the love?
I'm back, see I told you not even 20 minutes.
Seriously won't be long. Maybe like 20 minutes for you bud.
Hold that thought buddy I've got a couple of errands to do and I'll continue this conversation. You're really opening my eyes.
I can't say it enough yo, like every single day I be spouting the nonsense and mother fuckers be on something.
Yeah yeah yeah. That's what I've been saying.
I didn't know someone could write such eloquent soliloquy. You're like a poet.
We should definitely hang out my dude.
WOAH WHAT. NOFUCKINGWAY. YOUSERIOUSLYHAVEBEENTOMYFAVORITECHILLSPOT?
it is a beautiful day, i agree.
i can hear crowbar smashing bottles with his namesake.
No shit? Thanks... you're too fucking kind my man. I'm blushing over here.
No no you're right I haven't seen you around, you're fucking handsome though. You'd look good in green.
D --> I am doing the very same to you, legume
Cool jacket, thank you for sharing. Ego sum ira Domini.
I guess I have two kids now.
i think im going to drive under the influence tonight to soften the blow of being abandoned by someone i thought i could trust. street racing will be organised later. i won't bomb any of your cars this time. #substances
wElL MoThEr fUcKiNg sAiD. yOu aRe oNe bOnAfIdE ElOqUaCiOuS BiTcH. i fUcK WiTh yOu.
I don't believe we've been acquainted stranger. Are you new here.?
oH WhAt's uP My bRoThEr? YoU LoOk lIkE OnE CoOl mOtHeR FuCkEr. YoU LiKe tO KiCk bAcK ThE WiCkEd sHiT AnD HaNg oUt wItH CoOl hEaDeD BrOs?