SPECIAL THANKS. TO @archiveAddict WHO HAS BEEN SuPPORTING MY TRANSITION. INTO A FuLLTIME. MINDBLOWING CREATIVE POWERHOuSE. DESPITE THE HATERS. I HAVE BEEN TAKING THE PANGS OF MY SuFFERING AND SORROW. AND CHANNELING THEM INTO MY PROLIFIC CAREER. JuST AS THE HuMAN GOD CREATED JESuS WHEN HE WAS BORED. AND WANTED TO GET NAILED. BY STRAPPING YOuNG ROMAN STuDS. I TOO. HAVE CREATED. A LITTLE JESuS OF MY OWN. I GIVE YOu. CHALIE BHORNE. MASTER DEBATER. THE TuRNER OF TIDES. IN ALL BATTLES. THE ANGEL OF VICTORY. SPANKER OF ASSES. THAT SPAN WIDER THAN HIS BRAINY HEAD. WITH ALL THE IDEAS. AND BATTLE PLANS. ALREADY DECIDED INSIDE OF IT. HE CARRIES THE FLAME. THAT WILL BuRN ALL FALSE IDOLS. TO THE BITCH ASS GROuND. THEY BELONG IN. I HAVE MODELED HIM. IN INORDINATE ACCuRACY. FORGOING MY uSuAL ATTIRE. OF GREEN SuSPENDERS. AND A DAPPER BOWTIE. IN FAVOR. OF A FuN. SKEW-WHIFF EXPRESSIONISM. AND A FOPPISH. IF uNDERSTATED. CAIRO OVERCOAT. THESE WERE GIFTS GIVEN TO HIM BY HIS LuSuS. HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY. WHO IMPARTED IN HIM KNOWLEDGE OF JuSTICE. NEVER TAKING SHIT FROM ANYBODY. AND EATING ANYONE WHO DISAGREES HIM. THIS IS LITERALLY ME. I DO NOT TAKE CONSTRuCTIVE CRITICISM. PRAISES ONLY PLEASE. https://i.imgur.com/GKGYYsP.png
ive already started my chalie itabag!
Bowtie's crooked, boss. Need that fixed?
the horn shape you chose is so cute
wow! im almost jealous sir! i hope i can achieve a level of turnaboutery as you one day!
ANY TIME. ANY CONDITION. ANY PAIRING. ANY DRESS. OR STATE OF uNDRESS. JuST BE SuRE TO CREDIT YOuRSELF. I DO NOT WANT PEOPLE THINKING I DREW THINGS. YOuR TALENTS RENDERED. ONLY MY OWN. I WANT TO DESERVE MY PRAISES. AND HEADPATS. AND DICKSuCKS. RENDERED JuDICIOuSLY.
NO. IT WOuLD HAMPER MY. ARTISTIC VISION. AND THE SENSATION WOuLD KILL MY BARE NAKED NECK INSTANTANEOuSLY. PLEASE. LEAVE IT. BuT KNOW YOuR PERCEPTIVENESS WILL BE REWARDED. WITH MORE TASKS.
Always a pleasure. Always. Never a complaint. Yup.
YOu SOuND LIKE. AN AuSTRALIAN HuMAN. STRuGGLING TO SAY NEVER. OVER THE SALIVA TSuNAMI. ROLLING AT THE BACK OF HIS SPIDER EATING THROAT. WHAT THE FuCK DO YOu WANT. SPIDERS GEORG.
FuCKING GORILLA. NEXT QuESTION.
KAWAII...