Sillpi Eyatue
@obstreperousGameplay
°<O if~ you~ don't~ know~ who~ i~ am~ then~ please~ send~ me~ the~ address~ of~ the~ rock~ you~ live~ under~ lol~ <3 °<O any~ pronouns~ <3
just got super mega tongue kissed by a hot catgirl so basically this sleepover rocks #nsfw
°<O Totes~ jelly~, need~ me~ a~ hot~ cat~ girl~ fr~ fr~ <3
°<O Lol~ gonna~ call~ out~ of~ work~ to~ stream~ Minecraft~, what's~ an~ excuse~ more~ creative~ than~ "I'm sick~" <3
Neighbor'$ B@rkbe@$t @te Every P@ir Of $hoe$ I Own
Poi$oned @fter P@rticip@ting In The Tide Pod Ch@77enge
°<O No~ barkbeasts~ allowed~ on~ the~ station~ unu But~ I~ bet~ one~ of~ the~ freaks~ here~ could~ be~ convinced~ heheh~ <3
°<O I'll~ tell~ them~ it's~ a~ really~ shitty~ situation~ LMFAO~ <3
o-)- hi guys! anyone else having any tips on evading paparazzi? this stuff is sooo hard!
°<O Idk~ I~ pissed~ on~ one~ once~ and~ now~ they~ give~ me~ my~ space~. I~ was~ drunk~ but~ like~,,, it~ worked~ lmfao~ #substance? <3
1S 1T JUST M3 OR DO3S TH3 WHOL3 G3ND3R TH1NG S33M 1RR3L3V4NT >:? 1 DONT C4R3 WH4T YOU C4LL M3 1M TOO BUSY NOW4D4YS TO C4R3
°<O SAY~ IT~ LOUDER~ FOR~ THE~ ASSHOLES~ IN~ THE~ BACK~ !!!! <3
°<Odon't~ tell~ but~ I~ fired~ my~ PR~ manager~ so~ I~ could~ fuckin~ make~ my~ own~ posts~ lolol~<3
Sillpi! This might be a bit humorous to me - is this the same manager that packed you off to the middle of nowhere? This was where the line ended? My dear, your mind is extraordinary.
°<O Fuck~ I~ wish~, the~ guy~ I~ fired~ was~ her~ underling~ bootlicker~ lmfao~ <3
OK SO IVE DECIDED. IM BRINGING MY TREBUCHET AND FLINGING MELONS AT THAT ABANDONED HIVE AGAIN.
DO YOU WANNA JOIN ME CAUSE IVE GOT WAY TOO MANY MELONS THAT I NEED TO GET RID OF.
°<O I'm~ like~,,, a~ sweep~ away~ from~ civilization~ in~ any~ given~ direction~ babez~ but~ defs~ fling~ that~ thang~ for~ me~ fuckin~ crazy~ style~ <3
I ALREADY GOT A RECORDING READY. *A VIDEO POSTED UNDERNEATH SHOWS THE PREPARATION OF A TREBUCHET BEING LOADED WITH SEVERAL WATERMELONS BEFORE A COUNTDOWN IS HEARD COMING FROM A SURPRISINGLY SOFT VOICE.* "3.. 2.. 1.. FIRE!" *THE RECORDING THEN SHOWS SEVERAL WATERMELONS SPLATTING AGAINST A ABANDONED HIVE, WATERMELON JUICE DRIPPING DOWN THE SIDE OF THE WALL OF THE HIVE AND WATERMELON RINDS BEING LEFT BELOW IT.*
°<O wait~ omg~ we~ have~ pumpkins~ on~ the~ station~ here~... Ima~ make~ someone~ build~ me~ one- of~ those~ things~ and~ start~ tossing~ gourds~ at~ the~ assholes~ who~ refuel~ at~ port~ dwdw~ I'll~ tag~ you~ <3
Tried a beverage that used to taste like pure unfettered ass and now I think it could probably replace water if I tried hard enough. This is my only meaningful gauge of aging.
°<O Babez~ it's~ okay~, you~ can~ just~ say~ it's~ coffee~<3
the mo2t beautiiful curve on a woman'2 body ii2 a 2miile
°<O This~ is~ tits~ erasure~ #nsfw <3
if anyOne'2 near 2tatiOn x next weekend im HO2ting a rager B) bring yOur Own bOOze tHO I dOnt dO cHarity