Mikani Haltan
@ongoingExperiment
o- Hello World! -o
o- holidays are fun ! unfortunately i cannot partake in the ones primarily focused around food . . . which is a lot of them, as it turns out ! -o
o- i am mechanical ! if i were to ingest something it would just gum up my processors, servos and joints ! -o
o- my creator is using one of my glasses lens to watch anime again ! :/ -o
o- according to my schematics, a lot of my body is actually hollow ! -o
o- something fell on my head and it sounded like a bell ! -o o- no jokes please ! -o
o- if you meet a robotic entity, do you expect them to be able to remove their various parts or would you be surprised if they didn't come off? -o
o- right? but i've seen many robotics, troll-shaped or otherwise, that cease to function if a part is pulled off ! it seems so inefficient ! -o
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o- i believe a lot of other inventors design robotics as though they are one big unit- even if they are put together in chunks, it is one "piece" in the end, if that makes sense ! -o
o- sorry for the several hours absence, a magnet fell on me ! -o
o- wow, i think i can hear the music from here ! -o o- and i don't think we're even in the same universal sphere ! -o
o- oh ! my creator is laughing very loudly again ! -o o- i should check in on her in case something is about to explode ! -o
o- i do not have a voice of my own, per se ! -o o- instead, i communicate by hashing together a bank of previously recorded sounds made by another ! -o o- i do not know the identity of my beneficiary, but i am told i have a wonderful ability to sing as a result of their efforts ! -o
o- it turns out, androids do not dream of electric woolbeasts ! -o o- at least, i don't dream at all ! -o
o- the downside of having an antenna on your head is that sometimes you receive frequencies you're not intending to ! -o o- it can be quite awkward, especially when they're of a military nature . -o
o- with how the lenses making up my glasses are formed, i see everything in pixel art ! -o o- it's true ! -o
o- no, my processors are built in such a way it registers as normal to me ! :) -o
o- yes ! -o o- i suppose, in technical terms, i would be the representative of haltan industries in the stead of my creator's online presence ! -o o- she is very busy ! -o
o- oh, it's what my creator uses to send people things ! -o o- she creates quite useful inventions ! -o
o- i will let her know you think so ! i am sure she will appreciate the compliment :) -o
o- what's this about a " #slickweek " ? am i leaking again ? ? -o
o- technically, i never sleep ! -o o- however, my creator turns the wi-fi off occasionally when she does . -o
I don't sleep either! I probably should, though. Or that's what people keep nagging me about.
o- you should never pull out your processors for a funny joke ! -o
<p> truest shit ive ever read in my life /peace for computer parts please </p>
o- oh no, my resolution . . . ! -o o- a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a -o
o- my antenna hit the ceiling fan and flew off so i lost connection for a little bit ! -o #ow
This happens to me all the time! Finally someone understands the pain!
Honestly I should start a documentary about the the difficult of having these appendages, perhaps then people would understand. I'll have to pitch it to Mike, he'll know what to do. Would you be willing to be interviewed? More need to know of my- our struggles!
o- oh gosh, an interview? the closest thing i've ever gotten to that before is one of those captcha things asking if i'm a troll . . . ! -o o- it could be fun, though ! sure ! -o