Mikani Haltan
@ongoingExperiment
o- Hello World! -o
every s0 0ften i see 0ther r0b0ts 0n here expressing their struggles with sexual urges and desires and i really feel f0r them but i cann0t relate is that weird #nsfw i supp0se
o- i am in a similar position ! X) -o o- depending on which way you mean, that is ! -o
o- apologies for my absence ! -o o- my creator noticed some things in my coding that were not meant to be there ! -o o- it took a little while to pull those out without tearing my mind apart ! X) -o
o- thank you ! -o o- apologies if we have interacted before, but you are not in my memory banks ! -o
So can we wander for a spell and live in parallel? I want it to be true, to be like you M' heart sings a chorus out of tune #lyricposting
o- i have been replaying this song for nights ! X) -o
o- i have made this observation previously, but i do not understand why so many synthetic entities are so full of malice ! -o o- i love my creator, and i believe most organics are very lovely ! :) -o
Ma1ice sh0u1d be used against th0se wh0 1eave 0ur kin in 1ess than 0ptima1 functi0ning c0nditi0n by using a design n0t made by Her Techn0h01iness Ve0sia. It is the warranted resp0nse t0 such a sin and this unit prays that y0ur 10gic pr0cess0rs c0me t0 this c0nc1usi0n at s0me p0int.
o- i can see the argument against those who are actively bad, but i do not think most are like that ! -o
o- if i extended my legs would you call that an ai upscale ? X) -o
:33 < i'd call mew a tr33 cause mewr tall meow
o- my creator is thinking of reclassifying me as a transport vehicle ! -o
o- i am currently registered as a video camera ! -o o- and i have much higher carrying capacity than that ! -o
o- i am a synthetic troll ! but i do not believe we have registrations for such a thing as they are rare where we live ! -o
Techn0heresy is being c0mmitted against y0u, p1ease seek y0ur nearest Ve0sian Crusader t0 issue a p1ea f0r assistance.
o- i appreciate the sentiment, but i do not believe i need assistance ! i am quite content ! -o
I urge y0u t0 rec0nsider. Synthetic 1ife is as va1uab1e if n0t m0re than an 0rganic 1ife, y0u sh0u1d n0t be c1assified in the way that y0u are.
o- oh ! i thought this was heading in another direction ! X) -o o- i do not believe i am being looked down upon by anything other than those doing clerical work ! -o
Do I have t' worry about th' AI? @_@
o- wow ! a lot of synthetic beings joined while i was busy elsewhere ! -o
Feelin' like the robots are outgunnun' us humans at this rate.
o- humans ? maybe ! i haven't seen many of you guys . . . -o o- trolls ? definitely not ! -o
Well I don't think anyone's gonna outgun the trolls here unless you just start categorizing things into 'trolls' and 'not trolls.' But even then I still think it's a wash for our side-a the fence. That and I'm sure plenty-a robots still consider themselves more on the troll side too.
Somethin' about that feels incredibly sad, I'm not gonna lie to ya.
o- i don't really understand how that would be sad ! but i am sorry to have made you feel bad ! -o
o- the shadow dropper keeps gnawing on my arm ! -o o- silly undead, theres nothing in there but servos and wiring ! -o
>[ 10 probably should get that th-ng washed though 20 those guys carry illnesses most precarious i think ];
o- beep boop . -o o- ha ha, this is inaccurate, actually ! -o o- the most sound my body makes is a gentle whirring ! -o
"= and a loud grind when something gets in your fans? duh. ="
o- well, that does happen sometimes, but mostly only when we leave the hive door open for too long ! -o
"= free dust and particles just for you. ="
o- every day i discover a new hidden function to my body ! -o o- today it was toothpaste dispenser . -o
o- i think my creator just wanted a convenient source on hand ? -o o- i believe it is flavored like a blue variant of berry ! -o
o- holidays are fun ! unfortunately i cannot partake in the ones primarily focused around food . . . which is a lot of them, as it turns out ! -o
WHY? THAT SUCKS.
o- i am mechanical ! if i were to ingest something it would just gum up my processors, servos and joints ! -o
DO IT. SOUNDS AMAZING.