Eridan Ampora
@orestesAquarium
i like to believve i'vve changed my wways. .dead but existing. 𓂃˖˳·˖·༻𐫱༺·˖·˳˖𓂃
Every time I see an Eridan or Sollux on my feed, I get war flashbacks to that old EriSol cosplay video where they are both aggressively kissing and I flinch like a war vet with ptsd))
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❀࿐ this is vvery amusing, thank you for honk time, you get a glub from me.
❀࿐ there is a tear in one of my favvourite shirts, howw did this evven happen? i am upset by this.
Do+ yo+u need so+meo+ne to+ fix it?
❀࿐ i feel i havve missed something that happened earlier..
Z. ampora family drama vvery non zhocking conzidering wwho iz in our blood line .Z
Z. another cronuz being a pervverted creep are wwe really zurprized it wwaz quite bad thiz time for your owwn ocularz i zuggezt not looking .Z
❀࿐ evven in death, i am not immune to stubbing my toe on furniture.
Y3OWCH, YOU D1DN'T L1K3 BR34K YOUR TO3 N41L OR 4NYTH1NG R1GHT, C4US3 1 KNOW TH4T SH1T *HURTS*
anyvway my big headed child... https://cdnimgchestcom/files/4bc301fda69dpng
❀࿐ he is rather adorable, he deservves to be spoiled rotten
❀࿐ havven't been here for long and i'vve already seen someone wwishing for my death but i guess that is expected.
Ɏ this pla-a-ace ca-a-an ha-a-ave very vicious mobs its kind of sca-a-ary. they blew a-a-a guy up once. #fea-a-arposting Ɏ
❀࿐ that doesn't surprise me but i wwill quickly deal wwith any indivvidual wwho is being outrageously cruel and unfair.
cronus blocked me ive never felt so happy in my life
❀࿐ judging by the rest of your account, you havven't evven met half the people including cronus's and other me's on this site, it is rather shocking anyone wwould look at you at think it's dating material. you're a rather pathetic excuse of a davve.
❀࿐ so far evverything looks fairly normal on here but.. i'vve heard that it is far from normal, i shall not judge though, yet.
❀࿐ that just means my timing wwas good then, i'm glad i wwas lucky to arrivve at a relativvely normal hour.
YEAH DON’T KNOW HOW LONG THAT WILL LAST. BUT I WILL SAY YOU’LL FIND A NIGHTMARE AMOUNT OF ALTERNATE TIMELINES ON HERE.
❀࿐ that is fine. more people to greet is better in my eyes, it wwould be nice to see howw others perhaps other vversions of me experienced things differently from myself.
YOUR THE CALMEST ERIDAN I HAVE EVER MET. KIND OF A NICE CHANGE OF PACE ACTULLY.
❀࿐ i'vve ridded myself of my wwrongdoings mostly. albeit, i am dead noww and havve a wwretched scar around my wwaist, so i'm glad wworking on myself has paid off.
IM GLAD YOU HAVE GOTTEN BETTER AND DONE STUFF TO WORK ON YOURSELF. NOT THAT I CAN SAY THAT ABOUT MANY OF THE OTHER VERSIONS. I’M ALSO WORKING ON MYSELF. TRYING TO BE LESS OF AN ASS. I THINK IT’S DOING WELL BUT NOT SURE IF DAVE AND JOHN ARE JUST SAYING THAT BECAUSE THEY WANT ME HAPPY OR IF IT’S HONEST.
❀࿐ i cannot say for certain if you havve improvved or not as i havven't knowwn you for long but personally, if you are attempting at getting better i'd say that's all that matters. i'm sure you're doing wwell.
SEE AND THAT RIGHT THERE IS WHY I KNOW YOU’VE GOTTEN OR ARE GETTING BETTER. ANYWAYS IF YOU EVEN NEED SOMEONE TO TALK TO LET ME KNOW. I’VE DECIDED TO LET MORE OF MY FRIENDS COME TO ME FOR TROUBLES SINCE I RECENTLY ENDED UP GODTIERED.
i vwas thinkin a80ut a j0ke a vwhile 8ack that vwent really vweird vwhere s0me0ne said id 8e 8etter vwith estr0gen and kinda hurt my feelings in a 8ad vway. like s0metimes its vwhatevwer 8ut its 8een 8ugging me real 8ad.
❀࿐ that's a rather cruel and wweird thing to say to someone, i am terribly sorry that happened to you.