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I tried sh00ting the ahabs cr0sshairs 0nce Br0ke 6 ribs #injury
don't come to the beach most of you bulgeheads don't know how to fuckxn act
HUMANS BLEED EVERY MONTH???
Don’t comment on this post like you’re not acutely aware of exactly who is doing that.
Please do not smoke build grist. Please just do drugs like a normal person.
it's called being an 0rphaner and i think it's state mandated
for the record i haven't unpacked shit on ths website i've been on my best behavior this entire goddamn time
There's a masquerade being held in the capital. Gog what are those violets thinking of inviting me here for....ugh motherfucking just no...I ain't no gentletroll. #ImperialCityMasquerade
Holy sh1t. Just got 1nform3d 4bout th1s. Do 1 n33d to j41l h1m 4G41N???
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if yous eight feet tall and up, hit me up. im tired of havin tah hunch tah talk to these short ass mutha fuckas. im twelve feet for the record. honk.
OHHHHHHHHHH. I see. (get it)
t)(e folly of most fusc)(iabloods is t)(at t)(ey lack w)(imsy and t)(ey lack imagination. t)(ey get into power and suddenly its all serious faces and real )(ard looks. "I need to keep up appearances!" "I must commit to my rule." but t)(ey just dont get it; its all an act, and baby, youre on stage, you gotta ACT wit)( it everybody t)(inks t)(roug)( my reputation t)(at im t)(e scariest bitc)( alive. a)()()(, all you c)(ittr fucks, put your )(ands down, most a yall freaks are t)(e ------EXC-EPTION t)(at makes t)(e RUL-----E. most of MY subjects; t)(at is, also, most of -EV-ERYON-E -ELS-E'S SUBJ-ECTS, arent usin t)(is weird ass multiversal social app. so if youre goin to refute me: s)(us)( up. t)(is aint about you trut)( is t)(oug)(, im a lot of t)(ins. i like art; i love writin. i enjoy sports- )(e)(, i basically square up for t)(e intro every trollympics. bakin is a passion, MY passion (s)(ut up you know w)(o you are). i aint contained in a box as to w)(o i am and w)(o i gotta be between condy t)(e ruler, and condy t)(e troll all t)(at matters for t)(e fusc)(iablooded ruler is two t)(ins: 1. you keep t)(e system goin 2. you get s)(it done w)(en it demands it. and if t)(at takes your scary face... well, so be it, yknow?
As a highblood it's your right to cull any lower caste member that displeases you.
shot one a the blitherin picketers noww theyre all freakin out #vviolence
(( deuce drops the sillies for long enough to be like "I MISS MY FAMILY AND I CANT REMEMBER ANY OF THEIR FACES". Murdered the fish fry mood in cold blood. ))
EXCEEDINGLY REASONABLE!! in that case i suppose youd have me captain this vessel in your absence, captain???!!!!
AFTER AN UNKNOWN AMOUNT OF HOURS!!!! @orphanersDualscars has LOCKED THE FUCK IN ON SOMETHING! but as is the nature of seafaring shenaniganry it could be a while yet!!! more still is the problem that this is not a submersible vessel and so we must draw the great beast up from the depths! i am WORKING ON THIS PROBLEM!!! @arachnidsGripes I DO HOPE YOU ARE AWARE THAT I HAVE SPENT THIS LAST DAY CYCLE FORMATTING AN INVOICE FOR SERVICES RENDERED!!!!
@orphanersDualscars and ME. SHARE.... A WARRIORS BOND! i got no backstory ta share and he aint talkin! WE ARE ONE IN ANONYMITY!!!!!!!! #boatclub #seamansaturday
THA PREZ WANTS ME AN' FISH FEAR ME. #seamansunday [attached is a poorly framed selfie of him and @orphanersDualscars having a nautical fish fry belowdecks. the goofy DILF aura is off the charts. you've been warned.]
A+(1 #fisgheggfriyay [Attached is a nigh indecipherable image that vaguely looks like a ship on open water]
i got like 3 missiles an not one single bit of self preservation so if you need an extra hand i got 3 fingers tos paare
Woooooooow. He really caught some air. Not sure why it went for the skinniest fuck on8oard, 8ut hey, 8etter him than me! At least he caught something, right? ::::D Unrel8ed sidenote. Any seadweller feel like doing @carbolicGalvanologist a favor and tracking down a sea levi8than? It had a fucked up dorsal fin and was missing two eyes on the right side. We took a chunk out of it with the 8roadsides, 8ut I think it just made it pissed! It'll pro8a8ly 8e out hunting a while longer yet, given that it just 8 the equivalent of a Tic-Tac. #fishingfriday
eHEHE, hECK YEAH,
\/\/\/\/oke up. On an island. Not mine. N0t dead.
dont cry becky havvin a bit of a jaww only makes you cuter https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5cc99f523dbd.png
none a yall gettin any a me eelmao cull u all
#FUCKMARRYKILL IS NOT A "GAME." IT'S A SET OF STEP BY STEP INSTRUCTIONS.
u dont gotta tell me im yo fav i alreedy kno 3B-)c
day one of radish rum soaking: i dipped a radish slice in rum tasted like a wwet radish #substance
((Once I get back from vacation it's over for like three of you at least
((TY HEHE
(◕ ᴥ ◕) when the guwaiter brings out the mozzarella sticks https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/109298727_ab8b4gEkdXgaTHN.png
((HAHAHA OMG THIS IS ACTUALLY SO CUTE HEHEHE
YOU suck.
× Just Complimenting You. Ill Shut Up Nowv ;^^ ×
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3njoy4bl3 photo. Y3s.
((that feeling when ur having like 4 different discussions on 4 different roleplay accs with the same person))
((GOING BACK TO BED FOR A BIT SINCE I'VE BEEN UP SINCE LIKE 5:30 AM. I'M ON DISCORD AS CARCINOLOGYGENARCH, NO SPECIAL CHARACTERS OR ANYTHING. JUST MY TROLLTAG, IF YOU'D LIKE TO KEEP IN TOUCH WITH ME OUTSIDE OF CHITTR OR TROLLIAN.))
(( Wonderful art style !!! ))
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oooo. u fucked up too jus in a weirdass way,,
// sorry i had to do it to em
(( oh now thats a handsome fellow!! ))
(( https://media.tenor.com/TAtFkNTXuIkAAAAM/angry-dog.gif
hes a rugged pirate with what seems to be two tight honkers strapped to his chest, what do u expect from me
// *gross fangilling*
i don't care about monday's goals. tuesday wednesday dig some holes. thursday clean my mandibles. it's friday i'm a bug.
(( NEED THAT NEED THAT
((There was a big group of hit-for-hire pirates in Crotia back in the 16/17 century, which is where it came from! Chinese for the other two because of Zheng Yi Sao. I like pirate history.))
((Crotian for me, but Cronus and Eridan as Crotian/Chinese cause of their mom.))
((i had 15 before deleting a few i didnt really use so yk
((Frankly it's how I've always interpreted Eridan's "v=w" quirk
((greed, my love (plat), i have so many charas too. too many if you ask my friends
Clearly The Wrong Ampora Was Celebrated This Week.
// write what makes you happy!
((of course!! also my dms are always open in and out of character if you ever wanna yap
((LMFAO yeah <3 and yeah ofc! im very vocal in and out of character so dw bby
((so real and based. be as mean to sami as you want bc shes a bastard and enjoys it <3
youre right. daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry.
(( ;D ))