♠ hated by @parasiticPest
:33< *the mighty hutress bats at her scr33n to get the bug*
♦️ You wouldn’t get it anyway. It being ass from the hottest troll in Alternia. Meeeeow. ♦️
@bulgeCurator ❤️ Woah. Babe. Let’s take this back five paces. So that I can see that fine ass jog 10 times when I ask you to park that rear right in fucking front of me. This is the most woke and enlightened take that I have ever seen a little weenie roaster like you straight up cook. The sick fires that have been spit by this account have honestly been my spank bank depositing material for actual real life months. I don’t think I have ever seen a more enlightened soul describe the veiny surface of another troll’s bulge in complete and unironic solidarity with the universal caste struggle to get off. Usually, I have to ask people to get rid of their trashy clothes and personal belongings before they move in with me. I didn’t even have to say word #1 and you already took that initiative. Honestly, I don’t think I’ve ever been more proud of myself for having found you than I have any of my other many notable achievements in life. Not only are you going to be at my beck and call. But I am going to make it my sworn mission to perform as few chores around the hive as possible so that you never feel useless or worthless again. I can’t believe a starving and beautiful soul like yours has gone this long without fulfillment. I cannot believe that something is pitiable and weak as you are, too precious for this world, has been allowed to survive this long without ample squawkbeast eyed surveillance. I don’t even care that you’re not a babe. In my bloodpusher, you are woman enough for me. When I wake up in the sweat soaked sloshing expanse of my recuperacoon, I want it known and plainly understood that I expect you to clean it for me. So that there’s enough room for me and part of your leg sticking out of it the next time I want cuddles. I don’t even blame you for the typos and countless mistakes made in your original post, because I am a forgiving and loving person. It’s been said before many many times. But I love me. And I finally met someone who loves me just as much. And I think that’s what romance truly is.❤️ @bulgeCurator #NSFW #Ahah #AlmostForgot
Blasting through the hemisphere, a shining beacon of love to bring inspiration upon your darkest day~~!! Kudasai~~!! Shine your fears through me~~!! Pretty Guardian Mikami fights for peace for all~~! Dattebayo~~~~!!! o(≧▽≦)o No drone can last my hopeful blast, pchooo~~!! Hehehe~~! Pretty Guardian Mikami-Chan is a REAL LIFE Magical girl, here to brighten your every day~~. (*^‿^*) Mikami-Chan has TWO waifus~~ My darling moirail @terminalToxophlite , annnnd my pitch crush...~~ SHH~~!! Not telling~~! I'm the ultimate moe, kawaii, otaku girl~~!! Nya~~!! I hope to bring lots of love and harmony to this site, and ultimately- across Alternia~~!! SAYONARA~~!! ♡(>ᴗ•) https://file.garden/ae6oRvOtfC9BcMqQ/MIKAMIKAWAII.png
YOURE SO #PATHETIC I ALMOST #FEELBAD