Passed out in a stupor with one nut out and a sticky fist gripping the last bottle of Orange Crush to my name.

I knew I liked you for a reason. I too am an Orange Crush Slut. Also, will I see you at the cookout this week? Or the movie night, even?

⚇ Sounds like the end to most nights for motherfuckers in the faith HA HA HOINK ⚇
Movie night's a hard maybe. Junior is still completely convinced Elizabeth got blown up forever. Cookout. Eh. I'll think about it.
I've been told I'd clown with the best of them but I'm unfortunately too much of a fucking loser.

Buy Junior some more RAM. On me.
Absolutely not. It would immediately start downloading pictures of tits directly into all my carefully curated files.

⚇ Awh, c'mon, brother! You can change that any day! ⚇
Maybe. Just maybe. I'll hold your whimsical belief in me to my chest. May it light the hoinking flame within.

⚇ THAT'S THE WHIMSICAL SHIT I WANT TO ALL UP AND FUCKING HEAR! ⚇ HA HA HA HOINK! ⚇