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Passed out in a stupor with one nut out and a sticky fist gripping the last bottle of Orange Crush to my name.

#substance-tag-for-trolls-because-i-am-inclusive #nsfw #you-wish-you-were-me #substance

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I knew I liked you for a reason. I too am an Orange Crush Slut. Also, will I see you at the cookout this week? Or the movie night, even?

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⚇ Sounds like the end to most nights for motherfuckers in the faith HA HA HOINK ⚇

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Movie night's a hard maybe. Junior is still completely convinced Elizabeth got blown up forever. Cookout. Eh. I'll think about it.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

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I've been told I'd clown with the best of them but I'm unfortunately too much of a fucking loser.

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N'Zot Like Other Girls

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@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

Buy Junior some more RAM. On me.

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Absolutely not. It would immediately start downloading pictures of tits directly into all my carefully curated files.

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⚇ Awh, c'mon, brother! You can change that any day! ⚇

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Sunrise Crown

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Maybe. Just maybe. I'll hold your whimsical belief in me to my chest. May it light the hoinking flame within.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@piousPorcine[PP]

⚇ THAT'S THE WHIMSICAL SHIT I WANT TO ALL UP AND FUCKING HEAR! ⚇ HA HA HA HOINK! ⚇

Kult: +7

Total: 7