♥ liked by @pipeFan
yeah i havve kids btww they look just like me right? heh... right? they used to be grubs but now they havve grub scars https://i.postimg.cc/8cqfW0gN/IMG-2336.png
LIKEWISE! :^)
[|87 :: Th;s guy knows ball
I am not going to rechit this one but I appreciate that you are beaming. Thank you.
Aahh Red Velvet! That's a really nice 9ne I must say!
His timeline is a No-Game AU! This is just some backstory for his character! Alias: Bro Name: Broseph Strider Pronouns: He/Him Height: 6'9" Gender: Male (trans who knows) Age: 48 human years Species: Human Orientation: Homosexual (sometimes okay with women) Relationship: Matesprits with Trollbama | Divorced from Mom "Marmalade" Lalonde Occupation: Retired Military | Current SoD for Earth-C MBTI: ESTP Enneagram: 8w9 Alignment: True Neutral biography. Bro was raised by his father and was a child of divorce. He married young and got married to Marmalade Lalonde, who had nicknamed herself “Mom,” and he met her when he was enlisted in the military. His first kid was with Marmalade when he was 19, and he had 2 kids with her. Dirk and Roxy. A few years later, he had another set of twins, Dave and Rose. He went into the military to support his family. Over the years, Bro wasn't the best father he could have been; his trauma wasn't unpacked. Both him and “Mom” weren’t happy and divorced around the time Dirk and Roxy were 15. “Mom” took Roxy and Rose, and Bro Kept Dirk and Dave. The stress of the divorce and his time in the military made him unstable, and he lashed out at his sons. When Dirk turned 18, he got into a fight with Broseph, and it was the first and only time Bro put his hands on his kids, but it was enough, and Dirk took Dave and left, and they cut contact with him for several years. When Dave was in his mid-20s, he reached out to Bro after hearing Bro had been discharged from the military, losing both of his legs, and while he was given aid was struggling to take care of himself and get by. Dave reconnected and moved in full-time to help his disabled father, and it took Dirk a few more years to come around. About the time Dirk came around, Bro was in his 40s. Around the time Dave came, his oldest daughter Roxy reached out with Dave. Rose came around last. Broseph and “Mom” haven’t quite rekindled a good friendship but are cordial with each other. When she’s in Texas, she visits her sons and has dinner with them and goes on a platonic date night with Broseph. Bro willingly agreed to go to therapy because of Dave. He wants to be a better person and is trying to make up for his actions during their early years, and is making good progress. He still struggles to do what’s good for his family and himself and messes up often. Though his kids are always willing to be patient. He's not perfect, and he knows he's not. But he cares more than anything about his daughters. Broseph does not talk about his daughters because they aren’t a big part of his life right now and live far away. He does care about them, but he’s not as close as he’d like to be and doesn’t want to invade their privacy by talking about them. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1373e290d5de.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b1cb57553a4a.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6b7e4d2c2e9c.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/31264eb04ccd.png
That's what mpreg stands for. Sorry you both had to find out this way. It's an internet thing. And now a trans guy thing it's pride we salute our pregnant men this month.
Obviously the whole #mpreg thing would require consent. I'm not just going to walk around getting men pregnant. Are you people insane?
I wouldn't be if I were you.
Chittr slander video got me dead to rights. I do often do that, yeah.
How are you doing today?
GOOD MORNING.
Hey ;)
oh my GOD, dad, go back to using serious business or something.
Crocker blast https://i.postimg.cc/VNYR4RTg/Screenshot-20260610-111918-2.jpg
you do NOT need more ovens. also, how do you even know how to use the internet?
They're really at it today
I suppose they just find it amusing to shoot out a beam of esoteric things. Usually, that's something the user Kris aka malleablePersonage does.
yeah ur around the age they call u dilf for compliments
unc is calling you old whoever called u dilf just called u hot
i mean dilf is good unc is like old or sum like that
How to tell a human he's the most attractive person I've ever met in my life time sensitive question
i know you would. june talks about their dadbert and how he would do anything to make sure they were will looked after. thanks for the thought thou.
couldnt do so in this position if i wanted too. hes put himself on top of me in the most hard to move without waking him sort of positions. i cant even sit up dadbert.
i bet you will. im so comfortable right now that I actually might fall back to sleep.
They do! I adore my kid so much. I'm very lucky to have him.
You ever look at your kids and just kinda die a lil? I remember when they were tiny, and a lil chunk. SIIIIGH Look at my son, GROWN. WHO SUNBURNS EASILY. (( art/design for me by shjiyemis on tumblr ))
yeah but i bet your whole life feels off without the usual schedule. i know mine would.
It happens to the best of us!
=oXO i overslept too so don,t worry you aren,t alone¡ i,m doing good i hope you are too¡ =oXO
If anyone ever called me a white Texan, I think I'd have to hit them with a bat. I'm a black Texan, and I'm not even from Texas. I'm from Louisiana. I was raised in Texas for a good chunk of my life; English isn't even my first language, technically. Seco- 3rd language. I speak Creole, French, and English fluently.
BREAKING NEWS: A troll in an inflatable M&M costume has been spoted mooning trolls out for a midnight stoll on the beach from his boat. It has been confirmed the costume was altered to allow for the mooning. We'll be updating you as the case unfolds. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
Do not underestimate a troll’s bond with their trivia partner that one time.
At the end of the day, it’s me and this entire bottle of wine.
DDidd you hear abboutt tthe glass bblower who acciddenttally inhaledd? He gott sttomach ppane. Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙
Nothing better than a glass of #RedWine— Except maybe #Someone— #Yep #ImYearning https://i—postimg—cc/d3w5s9VJ/IMG-8444—jpg https://i—postimg—cc/7LX6tHJ5/Untitled2026-20260606204330—png
So let’s drink, drink the best wine now While we’re strong ★nd we ★re proud Until lightning strikes us down ★nd you’ll e★t, e★t 'til you ★re full Cutting str★ight through ★ll the bull I will ★ccept you, w★rts ★nd ★ll #lyrics #subst★nce
yup.
ain't nothin' but a hound dog. cryin' all the time.
mmmmm blockin out the haters
thts fucking perfect handosmr.
i mean yhea thatd.be cool man.
PLEAAAASE.
drrink withme later and ill consdier it. <3
yeha just for you handsome <3
Back in the kitchen baking up a storm for my boy! #BAKING #HAPPYTHURSDAY #CAKEBOSS
mmhmm. <3
iappreciate yur concern hot stuff butill be totally find. ill fdrink water oir whatever.
Trollbama alψaves ψorried about being a freak about his matesprit boat literally, I think everyone overreacts, pike it's totally normal for a troll to go insane aboat ψho they adore, pike. LITERALLY look at my loyal fans. Literally happy to touch imagining touching my legs, and pike never gonna happen, BOAT your matesprit be crazy aboat him. Be a lil ψeird, #heisYOURman.
its ccool iwelcome the interaction jonestly im feeling sociak as fuck eright now. neverbbeen more social in my life.
tjanks beautiful ◥◤_◥◤
This is the only one that is even semi reasonable. Reliable as always, Mr. Egbert.
tthanks gorgeous.
boobs up ahead TITS big 1s #nsfw #reference
I enjoy yaoi (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ
thatd be awesomf thanks hot stuff
nah idhave nooo idea hwo.to make it look like me heheh.
mmhmm thankuou handsome.
heeeyy handsofme.
im respondible as fuck uyou dont gotta worrysbout me pretty boy.
😛
[ This Chitt has been removed by HR due to #NSFW content. ]
Bored as shit tonight. Not usually a luxury I have. If anyone wants to chat I guess. Message me.
I might have to take a raincheck on fighting; I got hit with the monthly cramps of pain and suffering- shark week, if you will. God's funny plan to nerf me. I can still fight, but I also feel A LIL sick. ya know?
https://64.media.tumblr.com/1147e70bf70e28f8b5d04017133a8288/tumblr_inline_owv1fqoL2N1qjicbu_1280.jpg
Ain’t he a cute lil thing. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ee1fc7161a0e.jpeg
>+. THE ONLY MILKMAN I ACKNOWLEDGE .+> https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f3a11affc0ac.gif
Ok. Glad to see he's staying humble.
it's called not having a healthy fatherly relationship
y0u may have 0ne free h0td0g fr0m 0ur seven eleven and a drink 0f y0ur ch0ice
D --> It's fine. I am an exception amongst my counterparts. Just something to be mindful of in the future.
D --> A walk will always have it's benefits, Egbert Senior. Perhaps you can walk and answer questions?
♡♤♢♧ Greetings and salutations, Chittr! We have a new Quadnote from an anonymous source, meant for one @chillerAficionado and one @abstractCollector Your message is as follows: “I want to know you in every universe” This one makes my pusher ache! Ah... If you would like to submit a note of your own, follow the link below! Arrivederci! #Quadnotes ♧♢♤♡
thanks!
finished vacuuming. i kinda forget what else dad asked me to do so i'm just gonna spray air freshener because that makes everything feel like 10x cleaner usually.
MISSION SUCCESS #SCORE
Trying to slide in the fact my matesprit is polyamorous in casual conversation like one would sneak an elephant onto an elevator.
Please take your medication, if medication has been prescribed to you.
didnt really expect it to take such an angle especially to that degree fuck im high #substnaces
oh my gog i just figured out why the phrase is "be there or be square" because you aren't aROUND
#vagueposting #directed your signals are mixed, you act like a bitch you fit every stereotype, "send a pic" 💋
hAppy #w|newendesndAy mr pressy :)
https://64.media.tumblr.com/ccab778b998b327f8fb68be520215ba8/d080d7d7db6badbd-9c/s540x810/538430d8a773b9575b5dd238e13a0e09eef8aff8.jpg
I'm a wine tasting deep and the real question is where the hell's my matesprit
I feel the same!
You guys didn't even know I was with Mr. Egbert this entire time, by the way. We're sharing wine and it's lovely.
okay! okay home. home, thinking home thoughts. like how it's nice to be here. like how there's chores to do. yeah, home stuff! wahoo.
Yea. One day. Then you'll love us birds n shit. Message me anytime you wanna hear about it
Cawstyle. We might be goin on.
the trout population will be effected.
Striders, please pour one out for your local Egbert. I believe many jokes are about to go flying.
Good to hear. I will simply be looking forward to it.
Haha. No disappointment on my end. There is no rush!
Happy day 2 of pride everypony.
Wow. I guess he must have meant DASHING ICONIC LOOK from FARAWAY. Though it sounds like a good look from up close as well! Ha ha
>> Okay, po1¡te1y Reડpectfu11y He def¡n¡te1y waડn't wrong.
haha yeah
Excellent! I am looking forward to it, then. Please forward a list to myself or a member of my team when possible.
haha yeah i cant remember when i saw it but it was moooonths back by now
I would be more than happy to share a few with you, as they are your recommendations.
nah it was actually some other dads kid who repeated his joke lol
I need to stop drinking, I see a father on my timeline and immediately begin acting unwise.
I always am, Mr. Egbert. But your concern is greatly appreciated.
=oXO yes¡¡¡ it was lovely playing with you¡¡ =oXO
fuck we saw the same video huh
thanks mister egbert sorry i accidently stole your joke
what does a gay horse eat? (gay voice) HAY!
#inspirational https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/06d5079518ac.jpg
Haha g99d thing I just 9pened the game!
Yes! And I w9uld l9ve t9 j9in it t99! Please @ me when y9u p9st it and anytime w9rks f9r me!
\ n >< n /
heed now This word, passerby, your blood is required for our mosT righTeous of moTherfuckin' parTies, where paradise awaiTs you wiTh giddish impaTience revel now, in The abandonmenT of The consTrains you shackle yourself wiTh revel now, in The ways which you may show your mirTh revel now, in The beauTy of creaTion which The messiahs offer To you Take noT one look buT several inTo our TenT, where The grandesT of bacchanalia awaiTs your visiTaTion Take noT one drink buT several of our liquor, and you will see vasTness beyond vasTsnesses, ouT To where The mirThful messiahs reside Take noT one life buT several, for when our sudden circus comes To Town iT shall welcome Those who have spread The good word faiThfully join us There, aT our carnival where you may finally be free :o)
guyz ive been doing so good being 85% sober of the time
STOP.✋ — Calm down mama bear! — Kids aren't fed 🍽️— Bills aren't laid I mean paid 💸— And honestly? That’s powerful. 💖👍— Take a breath in, and give those zen vibes a second to KICK IN. 🧘 #inspirational #brovibes
>>| there's .a lot .of new music genres .in this nights, but jazz for me .is .unbeatable. classic too.
Live, Laugh, Love.
50u7h3rn 54l73d C4r4m3l C4k3.˚ ༘ ೀ⋆｡˚
https://file.garden/aZKpRTtM0CnyBn8T/yeah.png #substance
⪩ 𓉸bs⌖lutely 𓉸m𓉸z⸸ng ⪨
nice you got there.
OF COURSE you'd post this
its 3 am on a staurday what
I may be a single childless millennial but I feel the cheesy puns of a father influence and tempt me
Wines pretty good if you're in the mood for it. Bourbon is also pretty fine. But. Above all else, you are correct. #Men, they're pretty damn great. #substance
Take a shot whenever the #nsfw tag appears on the timeline. #substances
peggers can't be choosers. #suggestive #nsfw
just say your pussy ain't shit and move on, bro. 's nothin' to be insecure about.
https://file.garden/aZKpRTtM0CnyBn8T/beatingson.png
🐾did ya hear 'boUt the latest drama at the circUs? gosh, i heard was 'iN-teNts'! ehehe! hehe,
🐾safe 'N fUN sirr i Promiseee x) !! keePiN' oUtta troUble ehehe hehe,
🐾#sUbstaNces || httPs://i.Postimg.cc/jsmcbhcz/hUNdsi-defdrUNk-atthebar.PNg 's sooo mUch fUN here !! x) x) ehehe, 's so chill 'ere 'N tastes Nice x) 🐾✨ thaNks ta amU for telliN' me 'boUt this sPot, real great bUddy 's sUPer cool 'N awesomeee x) hehe,
🐾how do deer keeP their coats lookiN' good? well, i heard it's 'caUse they Use 'PiNe combs'! x) hehe,
🐾why are colds bad crimiNals? well, it's 'caUse they’re easy to catch! x) hehe,
==> Question 9, from 🦎: ♠🤖💛🦎❓ 🦎🤝🤖 🤗😋❓ ==> ♠️🤖❤️🦎 ‼️❣️👬👫👭🫂🤗
🐾what kiNda material do moobeasts eNjoy readiN' the most? why, they eNjoy checkiN' oUt a good 'cattle-logUe'! hehe,
men. #suggestive
htt?s://file.garden/af4re93_cRz?6CAI/icant?roveit.gif #vague?ost
🐾how caN flames afford to be so bright? 'fire works'! hehe,
🐾what does a barkbeast like to eat for breakfast? they like to eat 'woofles'! hehe,
I'm so confused tbh I've got no clue what's happening.
d0n't think i had much of a h0rnypost tw0day. and it still counts as t0day until i sleep so https://64.media.tumblr.com/dd4554a8cc93cbf5d0d46ee7ac6acf25/871206ef6290409d-d0/s1280x1920/cad60bde0d96cb05edd131e49a08070e72d2cdb6.jpg
I AM HIGH WND I LOVE MY GIRLFR IENDS #SUBSTANCE I YESH
https://64.media.tumblr.com/cfdb7e619b50b70ead1855cfcaa6c50a/2154ef83bd531251-29/s1280x1920/2faa4845247d4717d1d83da5b32c96d6ec1577f6.jpg #shitp0st
🐾#Nsfw | what’s a Pirate’s favorite kiNk? PeggiNg! hehe,
sure feels like a september 11th kinda day.
Finally took an actual photo for my profile pic. // all credit for this goes to my friend @ro3dkill on Tumblr I love them go check them out they're so good https://i.ibb.co/8gd3kn92/IMG-5142.png https://i.ibb.co/tpbyydYy/IMG-5143.png
🐾if a PUrrbeast loses its tail, where does it go? why, it goes to the ''retail'' store! sNrrrk, hehe,
🐾why did the wizards show UP to their dUel emPty haNded? their weaPoNs were at a ''staff'' meetiNg! x) hehe,
🐾whooPs, didN't meaN to coNk oUt back iN my 'cUPe! where do barkbeasts Park their scUttleebUggies? they Park 'em iN the ''barkiNg'' lot! hehe,
// Pfp for Bro while I wait for my friend to finish the drawing #nsfw https://i.ibb.co/dJ4dHPW2/Bro-Strider-shits-his-pants.png
🐾wheN is a door Not a door? wheN it's ''ajar''! hehe,
🐾how did the robot get across the river? iN a ''ro-boat''! hehe,
🐾why was the foNt always tired? it was always ''bold''! sNrrrk, hehe,
🐾why are fish easy to weigh? becaUse they have their owN ''scales''! hehe,
This is objectively the funniest string of reactions. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b91c003cf946.png
DID YOU KNOW — nukes's list of sexiest sports for dudes: 1) baseball 2) billiards 3) rugby 4) boxing 5) basketball 6) volleyball 7) swimming 8) men's cabaret 9) boxing again 10) competitive planking #nuketroyer #nsfw ? #nsfwtroyer #nukebomb— SO THINK ABOUT THAT AND KEEP ON LEARNIN'!
I would never argue with a woman. I will, however, gently suggest alternatives while backing away slowly and maintaining eye contact.
Arf Arf Arf!!! /\ /\ ㅅ
Arf Arf Arf!!! /\ /\ ㅅ
I enjoy them greatly, sir. Keep it up!
As a father myself, I quite enjoy dad jokes.
i have another punchline
whiskey sounds like risky
kicking it with @tentacleTherapist#7214 at the greyhouse /platonic https://i.postimg.cc/ZKBH4pzk/f19cfaebb5b9f6e3f9f4c9dc28cd8319.png
🐾why doN't scieNtists trUst atoms? becaUse... Ugh, i, i doN't eveN got aNythiNg for this oNe!! i'll come back to this later, sorry folks! x( hehe,
guys can't find the clitoris 'cause they're secretly hopin' a dick will be there instead. #nsfw
🐾what do yoU call a certaiN thieviNg rePtile? a ''crookodile''! hehe,
about to get into bed and watch 2001: a space odyssey. hell fucking yes.
🐾why did the develoPer go broke? they kePt sPeNdiNg all their ''cache''! hehe,
aw, thanks!
i'm gonna cook and tidy up the house. maybe train with a friend!
✿ GPS said its MY turn 😎
.png)
K--<moral of the story: his name was steve
now this is the funny shit
Ha!!! X)
! Oh, haha! This one took me a minute, wonderful!
im gonna start barking this to all my friends!!!! #dogjoke
Maybe meeting new people isn't so bad.
Wok3 up with two hot mat32prit2 in my b3d L3t2 goo
* ! SEARCH AND RESCUE ! * Thank you, all who applied for the Search and Rescue (SAR) division. There were many excellent candidates. As such, I have made the decision to appoint one SAR Administrator, and a few SAR members on reserve to assist when necessary. When called upon, I ask the reserved SAR members to take action under the guidance of the SAR Administrator. I am proud to announce the newly appointed SAR Administrator is none other than Mr. Jack Noir, @walkstabwalK. Those appointed to SAR reserve will be on payroll, and should report to Mr. Noir with any assignment updates. If there are any issues, you are free to reach out to myself of a member of my cabinet. Members of SAR on reserve: - The Fiendish, @whaleFall - Mr. Problem Sleuth, @pulchritudePowerhouse - Miss Blayke Varkei, @cyberneticCorporat - Nyrita, @bummelBoogie - Miss Aranea Serket, @araneaSerket Thank you, again, all who applied. I encourage you all to continue to do great things for Earth-C, and apply for any positions you find intriguing.
Alψays good to eel bonita~!
Hello chittr~! Remember I'm alψays gorgeous, and you are also alψays gorgeous~!! #slayeveryday #beautiful #gorgeous #ψokeuplikethis
It is almost five in the goddamn morning. The slow funneling of shit going directly to hell seems to have ceased, so it's about the right time to pass the fuck out. If everyone on Chittr could collectively decide to have a good day tomorrow. Well, today. That'd be cool, is all I'm saying. And no, for certain people who may see this chit, this isn't a vaguepost. I'm just tired as fuck. Anyway, later.
🐾how do yoU steal a coat? yoU ''jacket''! hehe,
🐾what is the hardest Part aboUt sky diviNg? the groUNd! hehe,
critical thinkin'. strap that looks like a footlong sub. #nsfw
🐾why didN’t the oraNge wiN the race? it raN oUt of ''jUice''! hehe,
🐾waNt to hear a chimNey joke? got stacks of em! first oNe's oN the hive! sNrrrk, hehe,
🐾i'm loviNg this! ✨🐕 sNrrrk, heh, haha! hehe,
>> Th¡ડ one.. ¡ડ.. paડડab1e ¡ gueડડ
>> ¡'m g1ad you enjoyed ¡t, that'ડ a11 that matterડ. :)) The 1emur one waડ better tho
fishy fucks are likin' my chits. do they even have wifi in bikini bottom. can i have karen's number.
fuckin' ponies and shit.
Detective Tip: Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.
smuppet with the pink glitter strap available now. dm me. #nsfw
strider special cheeseburger surprise. 20 bucks.
CANNOT thank @lightofDemocracy for hosting the #midnightcitygala enough! I haven't had that much fun in ages!!! Lookin' forward to everythin' she has planned for our city in the future, and hopin' to one day meet this mayor of hers. He sure sounds spiffy!
Broseph walks in on this shit and goes "wow I'm so happy I'm able to support you." This is what I'm dealing with here. This is why. Anyway, #NewOfficeDecor just dropped. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/chittr%20obamaverse/my%20office/bros%20so%20beautiful.png
pricked my fingers sewin' today. workin' hard. workin' hard so i can please you.
✨ I may not have rsvp’d for the main event of the gala, but I am truly happy to attend at the annex. A picture of what I am currently wearing for all who cannot see me attending, Many thanks for the drink. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a40718dc84e6.png @turingTranscendence #midnightcitygala ✨
it is hot as hell in this fucky ass hot ass room i'm in.
https://i.imgur.com/2l0IriA.jpeg @chillerAficionado 🥰🥰🥰💐💐
🐾what does a clock do wheN its hUNgry? it goes back ''foUr secoNds''! hehe,
look who's already on the grind. > The following attachment contains a selfie, where Casey (@viceroybubblesVsalamancr) is laying on top of j.eg with her tablet held above her face. j.eg seems to have just woken up, squinting as she takes the photo. Both are wearing cute matching blue pajamas. I'm just too lazy to draw this right now...
Did you hear that joke about the invisible ink? I have it written down somewhere, I just can't seem to find it... #jokes
🥹👋🎂👔💛💛
🐾my frieNd daavid jUst had his ''id'' stoleN... we jUst call him ''daav'' Now! hehe,
That sounds really cool actually. Dad has a Weird Red Crocodile that sometimes hangs out with him....i dunno if he has a name, but he calls him "Lil Dude" Some times
Casey is like....a Four foot salamander, right?
how sweet! it must be nice having such an excitable scamp in the home!
We should all never post again and just let Casey be the center of attention, that's my wisdom.
alright, feeling a little better. sorry for the last posts.
Getting restless again. Current long term plan is moving too slowly. I need to do something pointless and inconsequential. Or something life-altering. Maybe one thing that is somehow both.
🧃❗️❗️ 🧃🦎🕶✨🌟
Aww. Hello, you.
🛌🦎💤🧸
I shall. I’ve set some paracetamol (oh thank you autocorrect) ot for me tomorrow as well.
... Morning. I hope everyone has been treating themselves well.
🎀✨🤭💛
🦎💛💛🎂
i see. that works perfectly then. see you in the next few days.
mm. suppose so. could always change that. i got a nice couch and a lotta time on my hands if youd have me. ;) #suggestive
not what i wanted to hear. #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/584b7eea184a.jpg
aight sure, i'll bite.
I'd still hit.
:33 < im sorry fur yelling at mew :33 < i got too intense fur a moment, purrlease furrgive me meowster egpurrt
my dad took me to a convention about hats once.
Glad people like the new logo. You're welcome! https://64.media.tumblr.com/7840b41561469cc9c04d7dc6a524c6d6/833a1f5d27eced3a-64/s1280x1920/cbe8a75c854654c0f6591273faf5a813338e452f.png
u shuold get some more cfofee then it will help *should *coffee
When the sun sets low and the stars shine bright, I’m the gentle farewell to the end of the light.
[rubs hands together like a mischievous little guy then does an absolutely #nsfw jig]
#nsfw #wheresoback [The picture and short video are focused on his dick, a nice and shiny ring snugly at the base. Tucked up against it is a little vibrator with a wire going from it to a little battery pack, taped to his hip. His dick is hard and leaking, resting against his lower stomach. During the video, he's softly huffing and sighing from above, his cock twitching and throbbing.]
Do you wanna bone or not?
Eh. Whatever. Glad to know you're Bi or Pan or whatever.
Aw are you a queer? Me too just good to know old people can be gay too.
i dont care what he is i just want a restraining order
i found this nice oceania with life and i happened to land on one of it's polar caps! i took a sunset photo and it was so pretty :) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b16ab27252a3.png
I HAVE RECENTLY REDISCOVERED MY LOVE FOR BREAD BAKING AND IT HAS INCREASED MY OVERALL CLEANING TIME BY ABOUT TWO HOURS! THE FINAL RESULT IS ALWAYS WORTH IT, THOUGH I MAY START CONSIDERING SOME KIND OF MAID SERVICE... EITHER WAY, I HAVE BREAD! #SERIOUS #BUSINESS #BAKING SEND POST.
gym. #suggestive probably. [a photo of him lifting up his loose tanktop showing off his abs. He's glistening with sweat, a slight sheen glinting off his skin. His shorts are low enough to show a bit of happy trail creeping up past the waistband.]
Always a good watch. https://i.ibb.co/bMQCFY2n/image-2026-04-07-183136876.png
Saw a down-and-out in Midnight City last night. His sign said not “I need food” or “I need a job” but “I need a fat bitch”. What could this mean?
Don't look at my liked chits. There's someone on the feed incessantly posting photos of fat-cheeked bunnies and I am growing increasingly distracted from my work inbox.
Made a roast recently, and might I say I think it just might've been the best I've made in a long while!
April the 7th 1941, “Rule of thumb always got to be direct, some people won’t even know what you’re selling unless you shine a big ol’ spotlight on it. Morons.” -Signed Spades S. Esquire.
i forgot what i was going to post on here. anyways, look at this really cute drawing my baby girl drew for karkat and i a while back. https://i.imgur.com/RYrxY10.jpeg ((edited because i did it wrong, hashtag blessed to know how now. #art))
Still not used to my wings being so neat. Trying not to bite at em.
April the 7th 1941, “I have taken the opportunity to care for a crab pet in my free time, this will surely keep my sanity in the weeks to come.” -Signed Spades S. Esquire.
why is my dad on chittr. what business does he have to do on here? what business do *i* have to do on here? what is going on?? #thisisstupid #whatthehelly
https://64.media.tumblr.com/5580069c0d55ac79f4e67b00e9fc58f3/35df8b42513dfcac-c9/s400x600/145f0e0eea8c38c72be754b224ae842618afed86.jpg
YEAH.
NOW.
Consider me R.S.V.Pd! If u would liek help, pls dont hesitate to inquire 🤭😉🥳
CAKE.
#RefractoryPeriodPosting What's everyone having for lunch?
#NewBanner https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c38cc76791bc.jpeg
Red Ve7vet For $ure
CHOCOLATE.
Red
Red.
red velvet always
Hear me out, mix it so you got this sickass pink color
red velvet
Red velvet is the only way to go
Thank you adult human man with impeccable fashion sense
i literally need to go to bed or something i have a fucking headache and it genuinely might be from the mewgenics rap. I think I've been cursed.
5 millioon grapes it is then
can i change my @ and should i change my @ when do we get polls on this site what should my @ be
#suggestive ? https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/465705309080518657/1490820094849192006/20260315_192507.jpg?ex=69d571e8&is=69d42068&hm=246faa72bfdaf0199c029beb3985e462acf816aa351d73a36bed0e3b465d6494&=&format=webp&width=686&height=829