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cake by Mr. Egbert or a beating by me.
alright, feeling a little better. sorry for the last posts.
Getting restless again. Current long term plan is moving too slowly. I need to do something pointless and inconsequential. Or something life-altering. Maybe one thing that is somehow both.
Aww. Hello, you.
I shall. I’ve set some paracetamol (oh thank you autocorrect) ot for me tomorrow as well.
... Morning. I hope everyone has been treating themselves well.
"i can fix her" no. you won't. i will ruin you. #suggestive
i see. that works perfectly then. see you in the next few days.
mm. suppose so. could always change that. i got a nice couch and a lotta time on my hands if youd have me. ;) #suggestive
not what i wanted to hear. #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/584b7eea184a.jpg
guess ill go fuck myself because im the realest bitch there is. #nsfw https://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/meandme.jpg
aight sure, i'll bite.
I'd still hit.
:33 < im sorry fur yelling at mew :33 < i got too intense fur a moment, purrlease furrgive me meowster egpurrt
test result. #nsfw https://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/deepfried_1775701040921.jpg
my dad took me to a convention about hats once.
Glad people like the new logo. You're welcome! https://64.media.tumblr.com/7840b41561469cc9c04d7dc6a524c6d6/833a1f5d27eced3a-64/s1280x1920/cbe8a75c854654c0f6591273faf5a813338e452f.png
u shuold get some more cfofee then it will help *should *coffee
happens to the best of us dont think about it too hard hope your day goes smooth sailin
When the sun sets low and the stars shine bright, I’m the gentle farewell to the end of the light.
[rubs hands together like a mischievous little guy then does an absolutely #nsfw jig]
#nsfw #wheresoback [The picture and short video are focused on his dick, a nice and shiny ring snugly at the base. Tucked up against it is a little vibrator with a wire going from it to a little battery pack, taped to his hip. His dick is hard and leaking, resting against his lower stomach. During the video, he's softly huffing and sighing from above, his cock twitching and throbbing.]
Do you wanna bone or not?
Eh. Whatever. Glad to know you're Bi or Pan or whatever.
Aw are you a queer? Me too just good to know old people can be gay too.
i dont care what he is i just want a restraining order
i found this nice oceania with life and i happened to land on one of it's polar caps! i took a sunset photo and it was so pretty :) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b16ab27252a3.png
I HAVE RECENTLY REDISCOVERED MY LOVE FOR BREAD BAKING AND IT HAS INCREASED MY OVERALL CLEANING TIME BY ABOUT TWO HOURS! THE FINAL RESULT IS ALWAYS WORTH IT, THOUGH I MAY START CONSIDERING SOME KIND OF MAID SERVICE... EITHER WAY, I HAVE BREAD! #SERIOUS #BUSINESS #BAKING SEND POST.
gym. #suggestive probably. [a photo of him lifting up his loose tanktop showing off his abs. He's glistening with sweat, a slight sheen glinting off his skin. His shorts are low enough to show a bit of happy trail creeping up past the waistband.]
Always a good watch. https://i.ibb.co/bMQCFY2n/image-2026-04-07-183136876.png
DON'T READ MY SIGN. YOU AIN'T A FAT BITCH.
Saw a down-and-out in Midnight City last night. His sign said not “I need food” or “I need a job” but “I need a fat bitch”. What could this mean?
Don't look at my liked chits. There's someone on the feed incessantly posting photos of fat-cheeked bunnies and I am growing increasingly distracted from my work inbox.
Made a roast recently, and might I say I think it just might've been the best I've made in a long while!
April the 7th 1941, “Rule of thumb always got to be direct, some people won’t even know what you’re selling unless you shine a big ol’ spotlight on it. Morons.” -Signed Spades S. Esquire.
i forgot what i was going to post on here. anyways, look at this really cute drawing my baby girl drew for karkat and i a while back. https://i.imgur.com/RYrxY10.jpeg ((edited because i did it wrong, hashtag blessed to know how now. #art))
Still not used to my wings being so neat. Trying not to bite at em.
April the 7th 1941, “I have taken the opportunity to care for a crab pet in my free time, this will surely keep my sanity in the weeks to come.” -Signed Spades S. Esquire.
IT WAS IN MY WAY. I GOT CASH. I DON'T BUY NOTHIN'.
HELL YEAH. LOVE CAKE. I'M CURRENTLY ESCAPING THE POLICE.
NOTHIN TOO BAD. JUST KNOCKED OVER A BANK. HELL YEAH. CAKE.
why is my dad on chittr. what business does he have to do on here? what business do *i* have to do on here? what is going on?? #thisisstupid #whatthehelly
https://64.media.tumblr.com/5580069c0d55ac79f4e67b00e9fc58f3/35df8b42513dfcac-c9/s400x600/145f0e0eea8c38c72be754b224ae842618afed86.jpg
Consider me R.S.V.Pd! If u would liek help, pls dont hesitate to inquire 🤭😉🥳
#RefractoryPeriodPosting What's everyone having for lunch?
#NewBanner https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c38cc76791bc.jpeg
Red.
red velvet always
Hear me out, mix it so you got this sickass pink color
Red velvet is the only way to go
Thank you adult human man with impeccable fashion sense
i literally need to go to bed or something i have a fucking headache and it genuinely might be from the mewgenics rap. I think I've been cursed.
5 millioon grapes it is then
can i change my @ and should i change my @ when do we get polls on this site what should my @ be
#suggestive ? https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/465705309080518657/1490820094849192006/20260315_192507.jpg?ex=69d571e8&is=69d42068&hm=246faa72bfdaf0199c029beb3985e462acf816aa351d73a36bed0e3b465d6494&=&format=webp&width=686&height=829