Mr. Egbert
@pipeFanatic
I love fun and my son Father and hard worker Don't forget to smile today :^) profile and post art by me
Not a big fan of when people make my boy cry! She's very kind and doesn't do anything wrong ever! Except for when she does... but that's for me to handle!
last sentence not necessary. i never do anything wrong. :B
Of course you don't, buddy... Except for when you do. Quit calling me mean names, young lady!
imiss my fucking wife.
You poor thing... how much have you had to drink tonight? Or are you just exhausted?
i didnr mean to yell at you sorry babygirl im dizzy
Babygirl!? Lordy... You sure know how to say things that make a man feel confused and flustered! You should really lay down!
i can confuse uou even further if you come over pretty girl.
Oh dear... This is certainly not the conversation to have in public... I'm on my way. x^(
What a wonderful night for cleaning! Johnny's asleep, the weather is nice, and I don't have a single notification after not checking my phone for an extended period of time! :^)
hello gorfeous.
I understand that some of you are very troubled individuals with bad home lives, but that does not mean that you have to direct your issues onto my positive post that was meant for those who it actually applied to! Very bad behavior. :^( https://i.postimg.cc/c1KSr02z/image.png
i could havve replied and said much wworse but for once i took the respectful route and hit hate instead to leavve space for positivve replies but maybe that wwas the wwrong choice if im bein publicly sniped on main for shuttin my damn mouth
How will you learn unless you're told that you did something bad? I hope that one day you will learn some better etiquette! :^(
Ah ah ah. I don't want to hear any backtalk! I expect you to think about what you've done over there in the corner away from me! Run along now, buddy.
YO THAT IS NOT THE RIGHT ACCOUNT???? LMAAOOOOOOO
well yes the selfcest daddy day yaoi is happening of Course! void void void void just edit this post to be nothing and start over ok just kill me ok I Love you this is so embarrassing
happy father's day @pipeFanatic !! i know i probably don't say it often but i love you a whole lot even when you're annoying and overbearing which you totally are sometimes but that is okay because it could be much worse if you think about it. :B
Oh, Johnny! Such a sweet girl! I love you a whole lot too and I always will. You're my whole world and you make me so proud every day. <3 :^)
dating an old man is sweet until he does old man things like nag and lecture you about everything.
And I will continue to nag you when you act immature and ridiculous.
you think everything is immature man look at you.
My boyfriend is extremely annoying. He won't even call me his boyfriend because he thinks it sounds too gay... but calling me his husband somehow isn't!?!?
boyfriend is a gay ass word. its that simple.
calling him my husband even though we arent married nor do we plan to be because "boyfriend" sounds lame from a 37 year old man.
It doesn't sound lame! You think too much about what other people think. It really isn't helping your "image" you have to uphold.
ok. damn.
no it was funny just maybe not where other people can see.
youre fine pretty. dont worry about it. also yeah i guess i do worry too much but thats not gonna change shit im not calling you my boyfriend. gay as hell.
boyfriend invited me over finally. i almost thought id have to actually ask to come over. cant look like i give too much of a shit right? lmao.
It would certainly make me happy if you acted like you cared...
love you.