Mr. Egbert
@pipeFanatic
I love fun and my son Father and hard worker Don't forget to smile today :^) profile and post art by me
Not a big fan of when people make my boy cry! She's very kind and doesn't do anything wrong ever! Except for when she does... but that's for me to handle!
last sentence not necessary. i never do anything wrong. :B
Of course you don't, buddy... Except for when you do. Quit calling me mean names, young lady!
What a wonderful night for cleaning! Johnny's asleep, the weather is nice, and I don't have a single notification after not checking my phone for an extended period of time! :^)
Some people are so very negative and also very bad at taking hints and obvious jokes. Perhaps I should be more strict with the kind of people I allow to come anywhere near me! Hahaha! Ew!
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I understand that some of you are very troubled individuals with bad home lives, but that does not mean that you have to direct your issues onto my positive post that was meant for those who it actually applied to! Very bad behavior. :^( https://i.postimg.cc/c1KSr02z/image.png
i could havve replied and said much wworse but for once i took the respectful route and hit hate instead to leavve space for positivve replies but maybe that wwas the wwrong choice if im bein publicly sniped on main for shuttin my damn mouth
How will you learn unless you're told that you did something bad? I hope that one day you will learn some better etiquette! :^(
Ah ah ah. I don't want to hear any backtalk! I expect you to think about what you've done over there in the corner away from me! Run along now, buddy.
Reminder to hug your dads and show them some appreciation! Today is about all the men who helped you become the great people you are! Even if they don't seem like they need it, give them a hug or a gift. I'm sure it'll mean more than you'll ever know. #HappyFathersDay #ILoveYouAll #GoodMorning :^)
My boyfriend is extremely annoying. He won't even call me his boyfriend because he thinks it sounds too gay... but calling me his husband somehow isn't!?!?
boyfriend is a gay ass word. its that simple.
* boyfriend is a really gay word. it really is that simple
Nothing like the sound of a vacuum at 9am! #cleaningday
You should send video as proof of your cleaning skills.
Not sure what you would need it for but I'm happy to do it anyways! :^)
I feel very lucky to have someone like Mr. Strider in my life. He's changed a lot since we first started falling for each other. Well... Maybe not a LOT... But enough for me to notice! He seems to really take what I say into consideration and he's very lovely in private. <3
Back in the kitchen baking up a storm for my boy! #BAKING #HAPPYTHURSDAY #CAKEBOSS
i was gonna protest some more but you they/them'd me and now i'd just feel kinda bad complaining about you being supportive. love you dad.
HAHAHA. POUND CAKE IS QUITE GOOD, I'VE BEEN MORE IN RED VELVET RECENTLY WHEN I'D HAVE COMPANY OVER. YOU CAN NEVER GO WRONG WITH RED VELVET. [|:^)
I love you too, pretty girl! Don't ever stop being yourself and also come try my pound cake when it's done thank you.
You've had quite enough of me for the week! And watch yourself when my son is in the same reply thread or I'll remove you myself.
I know that's right! I've got a few all boxed up for some of our neighbors along with some banana bread. Gotta give back to the community! :^)
Mr. Strider is such an odd fellow. He makes no sense sometimes but that only makes me love him more. Hahaha! #love #cute #relatable #what #hahaha #howdoistophashtagging
Mr. Strider is quite the catch. If I ignore all the times he drives me up a wall, he really is wonderful. I just wish he liked my baking! Though I suppose there's a different kind of cake he's willing to eat! Hahaha! Gosh, I'm never making jokes like that again I'm so sorry. ( #nsfw )
i never said i didnt like your baking to be fair. but yeah. for sure. <3
sugar makes me nauseous. it aint bad though. i think you should keep doing it.
I see! I could always make you some special treats without any sugar! But enough of this topic for now. We have things to attend to, don't we?
Spending some time with Mr. Strider! He certainly knows how to make a man laugh!
oh, did you two make up? or rather... you forgive him finally?
We had a nice talk and I got a few swings in and we both feel much better! He's still a bit annoying and he'll make me mad again eventually but we're all peachy as of now!
I don't bake enough these days. Too much messing around and doing things I shouldn't for my age. I miss my kitchen!
I wonder if he likes vanilla or chocolate more... or maybe strawberry! Hmm!
i actually think it's completely fine that you haven't been baking as much.
Hello, son! I missed your replies in my notifications also! :^D And you don't have to play that game with me! I know you miss my cakes more than you let on to not seem like you "care too much"... Hoho, that little boyfriend of yours sure is teaching you some things!
augh no!! no he is not!! i'm serious i think you should lay off the baking for another few years maybe.
You boys and your mind games... don't worry! I'll have a fresh slice up in your room in no time!
I'm starting to think that a certain man I've been seeing is making me mad on purpose so I punish him in the bedroom. Should I give him what he wants or stop responding to all of his messages and let him find some other man to toy with? #nsfw #help! #:^(
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You make it so hard when you keep doing things that you KNOW make me angry! I should honestly just knock your teeth out right now for how disrespectful you're being, mister!!
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It really would. Oh, but then I'd feel so bad for hurting you! I'll be sure to clean you up after if you'll let me care for you just this once.
I regret ever becoming pals with that horrible Strider fella!!! Do not listen to a word he says because he is an awful man and I should have trusted my gut when we first met!!! >:^(
ok yeah but are we still hanging out or what?
I am so sorry if you see any terrible posts of his on your feed! Please try to ignore them...
He called me pretty and I felt a bit warm in the face... #WhatDoesThatMean
ཐི༏ཋྀ I think there might be something between you two!! Something beautiful! Go for it!!! :D - § 𝒥𝒶𝒹ℯ 𝒜𝓁𝒶𝓍ℯ𝓃𝓈𝒾𝓈 §
I hope everyone has a wonderful day today! Don't forget to eat your breakfast and keep a positive outlook. There's nothing a smile can't fix!
ཐི༏ཋྀ 100% agreed!! Remember to eat!!! And keep pushing to be your best self! We're proud of y'all!!! - § 𝒥𝒶𝒹ℯ 𝒜𝓁𝒶𝓍ℯ𝓃𝓈𝒾𝓈 §
Is there something wrong with disciplining your peers? I know it isn't the social norm but I really do think some people need to be taught better through a method that works! Like time out or extra chores!
I cannot believe the lack of shame some people have here! Proudly proclaiming their desires for someone who can read their posts! It's just ridiculous. I feel quite objectified. >:^(
You need to learn to care for yourself. How do you expect to keep Dave alive and well if you fall apart over a little cold? I really should teach you better but it shouldn't be my job to correct your behavior! I swear, you're nothing but an oversized child sometimes!!!
I'm not sure what to post! I'm sure that posting about not knowing what to post will spark some ideas! :^D
Well hey there yourself, neighbor! Seems like a great day to dig a hole, don't you agree?
I agree neighbor it seems like a splendid day to spend digging in my backyard
I am not going to do that! I don't trust you with any photos of myself and for good reason. You're bound to do something strange with my likeness.
Take a look at yourself in the mirror and your entire online history, Strider. If I do post any photos of myself, they won't be for your eyes!