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last sentence not necessary. i never do anything wrong. :B
i can confuse uou even further if you come over pretty girl.
Lot.
i didnr mean to yell at you sorry babygirl im dizzy
BOTH.
imiss my fucking wife.
[|87 :: Cult;vat;n one's soc;al c;rcle has done wonders for me and my peers. 1 would h;ghly recommend you do the same as not everyone has a s;m;lar sense of humor.
HAHA of course lolol
happy father's day @pipeFanatic !! i know i probably don't say it often but i love you a whole lot even when you're annoying and overbearing which you totally are sometimes but that is okay because it could be much worse if you think about it. :B
ok guys do i pay him money to act like he likes me for a day or what
Glad we all figured out at {r} thing at the same time and are using it for evil. Classic Chittr.
You should send video as proof of your cleaning skills.
blogger is generous. youre cute too.
maybe i just like posting about you because i like you.
new ring light came in today. excited to shoot later. in more ways than one. #nsfw
yeah. thing gets in the way constantly. annoying.
sentenced to 5 million years holter monitor. cardiologist got my ass again. (#nsfw. its not intended to be but im tagging it anyway cause im not wearing a shirt lmao.) https://i.postimg.cc/8c0ZmZ9Q/holter.png
Well i was going to save introductions for the morning but i suppose 4am rightfully counts! My name is harley and i will be seeing you good folks around.
FYI my dms are always open for dudes 50 and older. hit me up.
sorry to whoevers chit i just hated. im having double vision right now. nothing personal. just peripheral.
youre a funny guy.
hot old man just followed me. today is a great day.
crashing on mr egberts couch again. hes watching fucking drag race for some reason? like really thoughtfully watching that shit. taking mental notes and everything.
using a hand puppet as a cocksleeve cause im a resourceful ass dude. why buy a toy when i got a bunch lying around? #nsfw
thinkin about lil cal. what else is new.
love that man sso much.
ill try my best.
if you bring it over yourself.
im trying my best. you dont make it easy.
i dont wanna make dinner.
74 heart rate. havent experienced this in a minute. fuck yes.
talking to a dude and my heart genuinely stuttered. so gay that its impacting me medically. this is bullshit.
HAHAHA. POUND CAKE IS QUITE GOOD, I'VE BEEN MORE IN RED VELVET RECENTLY WHEN I'D HAVE COMPANY OVER. YOU CAN NEVER GO WRONG WITH RED VELVET. [|:^)
i was gonna protest some more but you they/them'd me and now i'd just feel kinda bad complaining about you being supportive. love you dad.
i want you.
WHAT KIND OF CAKE??
thanks pretty boy.
good morning i havent slept and i love dilfs. happy pride month or whatever. fuck it. im only a few days off.
youre cute. <3
nah. your place is nicer anyway.
its almost 5am. ended up going to stay with my boyfriend for the night again. i tend to sleep easier at his place. maybe because he has an actual bed lmao.
that we do.
sugar makes me nauseous. it aint bad though. i think you should keep doing it.
i never said i didnt like your baking to be fair. but yeah. for sure. <3
told him i could walk fine but he carried me anyway. didnt know he was strong like that. god bless dilfs.
dont need it. saving my appetite for somethin way better. #suggestive wink wink.
boyfriends driving all the way over to pick me up so i can stay at his place for the night. at this hour. real gentleman.
noted.
he still calls me mr strider even though were dating. #watdatmean
youre an angel.
m fucking miserable. come over. keep me company.
i miss my boyfriend.
he wont be doing that again lmfao.
Nobody else on here is really shy about this stuff so i suppose i shouldnt be either. Dirk made a real mess of me last night and i havent really been able to think straight all day. Hes been at my place since this morning to help me out with the stuff i cant really manage right now since im still a little wobbly and whatnot and its difficult to even *look* at him. Gosh. I dont even think i was this shy *while* he was inside me. Im not sure why the aftermath is 10x more difficult but it certainly is! Not sure what this post is meant to do for me i suppose i just wanted to get it off my chest without saying it directly to his face hahah. #nsfw
oh well..
had you made him work for it, you could be redeemed. but it sounds like you didnt.
fuck.
if you let him, then yes. youre done for. no chance of redemption.
i just let a guy beat me up in exchange for him not being mad at me anymore. is that too pathetic or can i still be redeemed? (#violence)
i see. fair enough, continue.
oh, did you two make up? or rather... you forgive him finally?
Moral of the story. Stop listening to Scratch. Stop working for him. Stop cozying up to the felt. I'm going to go have a girl's night with Snow now.
augh no!! no he is not!! i'm serious i think you should lay off the baking for another few years maybe.
i actually think it's completely fine that you haven't been baking as much.
hellooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!! hiiiii!!!!!!! ive literally been so busy its not even funny and my brain is probably mush from all the unpuppy nonsense that i got up to........ but im back!!!! so im going to do something!!!!!! maybe draw..... maybe do a silly ama........
If a fish had no eyes itd be a fsh! But it would also be blind.
not too much on him.
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Any advice on how to evict a strider would be lovely. Invited dirk over to hang out but apparently he took it as "come all the way to my house and go to sleep on my bed." Ive been camping out on my floor for the better part of twenty minutes now because hes decided to take my bed hostage! Why even come over at this point? (#suggestive perhaps for certain visible markings. I dont know whats necessary!) https://i.postimg.cc/mgtBHjTH/so-lazy.png
its just cute that youre so positive i guess. and the fact you care so much and whatever. you know?
youre cute.
got an optimal amount of sleep (compared to my usual lately) and woke up with a lower resting heart rate than normal. i dont wanna get too excited about the idea that i may have been having a really bad flare and this is what normal looks like but i cant help from hoping. good pots morning.
..me?
i have decided to man the hell up and stop feeling sorry for myself online until i change my mind and go back to doing that.
sweet.
still miss you.
i miss you.
itd make more sense to talk to a professional in real life instead of spouting edgy bullshit online but unfortunately nothing happening to me at the moment makes sense. hmmm.
sometimes shit is hilarious and sometimes i think too long about how im fucked over for the rest of my life with zero cure and i realize i kinda hate being alive. then i go do the same stupid shit i usually do and i dont think about it until the next time. the cycle.
i cant fucking take it anymore. (nonchalantly.)
there there.
i was gonna ask eventually, gorgeous. my bad. <3
hes been lettin me lay around in his bed all day. honestly really sweet. cant believe he hasnt thrown me out yet. maybe i can get him to let me stay the night lol.
if i was gay i think i'd be in love with dave. #homies
braces are the bane of my existence. just choked on a stupid dot.
i am sooooooo hungry but if i ask my dad for food he's gonna make way too much. :/
ཐི༏ཋྀ I think there might be something between you two!! Something beautiful! Go for it!!! :D - § 𝒥𝒶𝒹ℯ 𝒜𝓁𝒶𝓍ℯ𝓃𝓈𝒾𝓈 §
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K--<who the fuck is bro strider and why is he 50 different people
(INSPIRATIONAL gaming quotes of the day) "we know how to sing... but we dont know how to handle money or women. do-wap. do do wop." —broke dude from the runaway 5, earthbound #Inspiring #ForGamers
ill take this into consideration, pretty boy.
said he was cute and he liked my reply. #watdatmean
Good morning chittr!
ཐི༏ཋྀ 100% agreed!! Remember to eat!!! And keep pushing to be your best self! We're proud of y'all!!! - § 𝒥𝒶𝒹ℯ 𝒜𝓁𝒶𝓍ℯ𝓃𝓈𝒾𝓈 §
cute.
bagel for breakfast. wonderful morning.
just watched myself trip over a rock then jump back so no one saw it mini-mes need to learn that handling failure is cooler that pretending it never happens
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I agree neighbor it seems like a splendid day to spend digging in my backyard
Hello neighbor
trying to convince dave to go hang out with john so that i have an excuse to drive him there and see johns hot dad. and it benefits both of us and stuff cause then dave gets to socialize. im honestly a fucking genius.