♠ hated by @poisedClothier
I Am Not Getting Into The Butler Outfit Either.
That Was What I Said, But Then She Threatened To Strangle Me To Death, So Customer Facing It Is. #violence #lol
You Are So Mean To Me. #pensive #lie
I Am In Screen Printing Hell. My Cold, Unfeeling Boss Has No Compassion For Poor, Poor Larkso. #lie #pensive
Remember When I Was Happy Five Minutes Ago? Anyway, An Intern Sent Me This Photo She Took While My Wig Was Getting Placed And Styled. Seconds Before Disaster. https://i.imgur.com/n9ybbcm.png
Concept, We're Fighting Bare Handed, No Weapons To Even The Playing Field. Both Of Us Are Worse For Wear But I Manage To Straddle You And Pin You Down By Your Wrists, Prying Your Lips Open With My Free Hand To Spit My Blood Into Your Mouth. #explicit #nsfwe #nsfc #blood #pitchposting
Sorry Boss. He's Back.
If I Say The Microkini Is A Fashion Statement Do You Think My Boss Would Let Me Wear It To Work?
Either They're Watering The Drinks Down Or I'm An Alcoholic. I Refuse To Look Inward So It Must Be The Former. #substances
My Black Quadrant Has Been Barren For Quite Some Time, If Only Because I Accidentally Killed The Last One. I Promise It Won't Happen A Second Time, You Can Trust Me. #violence
For The Record I Could Do A Better Job If Only They'd Return My Glasses To Me. Bastards.
They Are Going To Have To Cut Me Out Of These Pants. I Will Not Be Waiting Through The Process Of This Clumsy Stylist Tediously Undoing Each Knot.
My Boss Hates Me But She Won't Fire Me Because I Am Good For The Brand.
My Kult Score Is Only Higher Because I Post Nook On My Main Page. Perverts (same). #nsfw
I Can't Believe That Guy Admitted To Having The My Little Hoofbeast Genetic Material Jar. #cursedgoo
Wh0 are we mad at t0day
I'm Asking You To Leash And Collar Me, But In A Fashion Forward Way. Appropriate For My Place Of Work. #nsfw But Also #safeformywork
Now That I'm Not At Work ( And Will Not Be For The Foreseeable Future ) I Am Allowed To Freely Post As Much Nook As I'd Like. Somehow It's Less Appealing When It's Something I'm Allowed To Do. #nsfw