♠ hated by @positionMissionary
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Look in ⌂ mirror.
Oh, ⌂re you? ⌂re you re⌂lly the only one... Distributing p⌂mphlets? In my good gr⌂ce I ⌂m covering my f⌂ce ⌂nd turning ⌂w⌂y ⌂s I l⌂ugh. You s⌂id it, not I!
Of course it ⌂lw⌂ys h⌂s to be you! ⌂h⌂h⌂, your ego is showing, meowslime. I h⌂ve other m⌂tters to which I must ⌂ttend.
It t⌂kes strength to s⌂y wh⌂t you me⌂n. Let's be re⌂l. ⌂ p⌂mphlet doesn't cut it these d⌂ys. We ⌂ll need something heftier sometimes. Hoofbe⌂st-le⌂ther... Intric⌂tely p⌂ged... ⌂rt! <: Ple⌂se listen to me. <:
De⌂l.
⌂nd you would h⌂ve h⌂d ⌂ f⌂irly re⌂son⌂ble lifesp⌂n if it weren't for th⌂t m⌂lfunctioning lobe stem. You're going to get culled if you keep ⌂t this ⌂nd it will serve you right. No f⌂ke de⌂d c⌂ndyblood creep there to comfort you! I t⌂ke b⌂ck wh⌂t I s⌂id ⌂bout being insecure e⌂rlier. Your worthlessness h⌂s brought me th⌂t security; it's depend⌂ble ⌂s the two moons ⌂bove. I H⌂TE you. D⌂e di⌂ d⌂e ⌂ie ⌂ie ⌂ie d⌂e di⌂ ⌂ie ⌂ie d⌂e
They obviously m⌂de sense! R⌂⌂d ⌂t ⌂g⌂in! Ingr⌂te!! ⌂s if I'd genuinely pick you, ⌂nyw⌂y?? You know they s⌂y 'plenty more fish in the se⌂', L⌂L? But you're no fish in the se⌂! You're resifluid cullb⌂it! I'd sooner stick my he⌂d down the g⌂per th⌂n give ⌂ny of your fre⌂k propositions ⌂ moment more of my v⌂lu⌂ble ⌂ttention. I ⌂m better th⌂n you ⌂re.
You would be so lucky. Get ⌂ grip? R⌂FL. Get some cl⌂ss.
L⌂L.
L⌂dy, keep your ⌂ssumptions to yourself. I'm just here to sh⌂re my ⌂rt—⌂nd c⌂use some mischief. Stop projecting ⌂nd #sw⌂llowmypill ⌂lre⌂dy. LM⌂O.
⌂nd wh⌂t else?
Yes.
Th⌂t's genuinely ⌂ surprise. Wh⌂t h⌂ppened, S⌂ylem? Re⌂lised your gutless p⌂mphlets ⌂re due for the tr⌂sh?
W⌂s ⌂ ⌂ddr⌂ss⌂ng Y⌂⌂?
Do ⌂ny of my fellow chithe⌂ds worry ⌂bout the potenti⌂l 'politics' of giving the wrong sign⌂ls vi⌂ suit-re⌂cts? Sometimes I like wh⌂t ⌂ chithe⌂d s⌂ys while disliking th⌂t like th⌂t chithe⌂d—⌂nd th⌂t's the mixology of grub-level dr⌂m⌂, cert⌂inly—but one must t⌂ke c⌂re when your context isn't so cle⌂r, such ⌂s in these online feeds. ⌂nd on top of th⌂t! Sm⌂ll ⌂rtists like me h⌂ve to wonder: "is this good for my br⌂nd? wh⌂t if they think I swing c⌂liginous for [troll/concept/suggestion]?" (whoever 'they' ⌂re). I feel so insecure sometimes. Ple⌂se won't you buy my books... I'm... Desper⌂te...
No. ⌂bsolutely not. Nobody under ⌂ll ⌂lterni⌂'s skies or oce⌂ns h⌂s ever w⌂nted ⌂N⌂ ⌂F Y⌂⌂R P⌂MPHL⌂TS!
BITCH, NOBODY SAID THAT.
The f⌂ndom grows. @grim⌂uxili⌂trix @positionMission⌂ry ⌂nd @bioluminentSynthesizer h⌂ve ⌂ll 'deliciously sw⌂llowed' the Pendr⌂ Pill. Will YOU sw⌂llow my Pill? Visit bio for more. #sw⌂llowmypill
⌂dd some semicolons.
It's not shilling if the product's good, buddy. ⌂ll the world's ⌂ f⌂n if you h⌂ve the cour⌂ge to ⌂sk, h⌂h⌂. :>
Wh⌂t th⌂ f⌂ck d⌂d y⌂⌂ j⌂st f⌂cking s⌂y ⌂b⌂⌂t m⌂, y⌂⌂ l⌂ttl⌂ gr⌂b? ⌂'ll h⌂ve y⌂⌂ kn⌂w ⌂ gr⌂d⌂⌂t⌂d t⌂p ⌂f my cl⌂ss ⌂n tr⌂ll cr⌂⌂t⌂v⌂ n⌂ght sch⌂⌂l, ⌂nd ⌂'ve b⌂⌂n ⌂nv⌂lv⌂d ⌂n n⌂m⌂r⌂⌂s s⌂cr⌂t p⌂⌂try j⌂ms ⌂⌂b⌂⌂t, ⌂bout our justified ⌂nd ⌂ncient empress, ⌂nd I h⌂ve over 300 confirmed poems. H⌂h⌂, I'm not w⌂sting ⌂ny more of my ⌂rt on you. Buy my book or get off my chitlog, bottomfeeder. Someone's got ⌂n over⌂ctive ⌂ggr⌂v⌂tion sponge here, ⌂nd it's not me, L⌂L.
You ⌂re emblem⌂tic of the deep-cultur⌂l diseng⌂gement th⌂t is le⌂ding ⌂lterni⌂n ⌂esthetics down the dr⌂in. Pl⌂stic? H⌂h⌂. Shm⌂stic. #inviol⌂teprinciples
It's the y⌂p th⌂t keeps grublo⌂f on the t⌂ble, buddy, h⌂h⌂. <:
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