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THE M⧃UNTAIN IS G⧃ING T⧃ TRY ⧃VER WATCH
Fuck, dude. You're awesome.
Can I give you a silly straw that wraps around into glasses for your Spite imbibing pleasure?
HEAR THE RUMBLING IN THE STREETS ⧃F THE M⧃UNTAIN SPRINTING T⧃ GET A SCARBY'S TW⧃ F⧃R TEN DELUXE AND CLASSIC DEAL
THE M⧃UNTAIN IS IGN⧃RING THE DR⧃NES ATTEMPTING T⧃ READ HIM HIS RIGHTS WHY D⧃ES HE HAVE THIS BADGE
You might say I'm a little radical by the way I, heh, Understand color theory.
"Eradicated" (colors don't work that way) the lime bloods and keeping the yellow bloods chained to your ships and generators because you're dripless and swagless and you're jealous. I see you ruling class, I see you and I have your number.
HTTPS://I.P⧃STIMG.CC/3N5MC4KV/IMAGE-2⧃26-⧃6-⧃5-2⧃⧃8⧃289⧃.PNG I BLACKED ⧃UT AFTER I HIT THE GR⧃UND AND W⧃KE UP HERE
THERE IS N⧃ P⧃INT IN LIVING IF Y⧃U ARE N⧃T LIVING WHILE Y⧃U D⧃ IT - THE M⧃UNTAIN BEF⧃RE CRASHING HIS TW⧃ WHEELED VEHICIJHVBZVCV GHBN
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I Pour Over My Scrolls In The Relative Peace Of My Recreated Hive, All The While I Am Watching Some Of You Make Poor Choices. - Your Couturier
https://imgchest.com/p/9249ej6j2yn Oldie but a goodie.
I am once again reminding you all that I am NOT a Beforus troll. I am just the Casper that your Casper doesn't have to be.
((Single minded old man detected in your area. Low key I'm not finishing this I think cause I'm sleepy lol. I do think it's funny for him to wear cropped tops though, like of course no iteration of larkso can keep themselves fully covered 💀)) https://i.imgur.com/D5KkORN.png
Indeed. - Your Couturier
A young philosopher once said, "Uh oh! Here come the po-po. Too much murder." And Beforus took that literally.
MY LEGAL ADVIS⧃R T⧃LD ME T⧃ ST⧃P CALLING IT THAT
<:( Okay, sorry. I was just dicking around.
<:( Sad lowblood. Okay.
I LOVE SAYIN “YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY” N THEN NOT ELABORATIN. THEY SAY FUCK ALL AS FAR AS ANYONE IS CONCERNED.
>>> (Hilarious) implications.
>>>/@ttended/ @ loc@l perform@nce @t @ b@r, however due to unfortun@te circumst@nces of f@te beyond control is no longer @v@il@ble @nd the coordin@tes c@nnot be provided @long with @ny testimonies of s@id perform@nce s@ve this one... >>>/The/ b@nd is @lso /nowhere/ to be found @nd @s such /c@nnot/ be provided when there would be no use to doing so, @s /nothing/ is @rchived digit@lly @nd they were only known @round this /specific/ block... >>>/The/ c@ndles th@t burn twice @s bright l@st h@lf @s long @s they s@y, @nd did they burn /bright/... >>>/Gre@t/ perform@nce @nd one to remember to the reminiscing rem@ining few ⠀
THANK YOU. THEY CALL mmE THE CLOWNTAIN.
TRIED. https://cdn.immgchest.comm/files/9089c347f038.png
AS PER HIS DECREE I Amm THE mmOUNTAIN FOR TEN mmINUTES. https://cdn.immgchest.comm/files/bbde9b71ae04.png
Y⧃U ARE THE M⧃UNTAIN F⧃R 1⧃ MINUTES
HTTPS://I.P⧃STIMG.CC/CKBCVB4G/IMAGE-2⧃26-⧃6-⧃4-135⧃31732.PNG THE M⧃UNTAIN IS AWAKE!
You Are A Refreshing Voice Of Reason. Thank Goodness. - Your Couturier
>> We11, ¡ don't know what HE'ડ 1¡ke, but From where ¡'m ડtand¡ng No ¡ don't have any room to argue (〒﹏〒)
>> Actua11y what k¡nda dog do you th¡nk he wou1d be
>> You ta1k about uડ 1¡ke we're d¡fferent breedડ of dachડhund
>> ¡ don't fee1 1¡ke My Me cou1d pu11 off 1ong ha¡r but ¡t 1ookડ 1¡ke He doeડ juડt f¡ne. ¡dk how ¡ fee1 about that
>> Any t¡me my ha¡r getડ even a 1¡tt1e 1onger than what ¡'m uડed to ¡t ડtartડ to dr¡ve me ¡nડane 1o1
>> 1ong ha¡r Kenton 1ong ha¡r Kenton woahwoahwaoh
,..,yesss, once you master the bend n snap you will be a 2tal smoke show,..,
another beforan alternate added to my collect1on
◌ A terrible read, Mountain. ⧂
I Do Not Know How To Break The News To You. - Your Couturier
You Worry Me Greatly. - Your Couturier
Everything I’ve seen from you has been decidedly not normal ‧₊˚🧹
>> Maybe we w¡11 a11 become fr¡endડ 1o1 that wou1d be a tr¡p
>> Awww. My Kenton and ¡ are fr¡endડ too. :))) ! !!
>> OH YOU CA11 H¡M tHAT TOO?? ??
Gɭad to hear Ꭵt, Kent. :) ♥️ <<
YEAH EVERYONE LIKES JOKES. FEEL FREE TO HIT mmE WITH ONE WHENEVER YOU WANT. I LOVE THAT SHIT.
HTTPS://I.P⧃STIMG.CC/S234BYMJ/IMAGE-2⧃26-⧃6-⧃4-⧃151⧃6451.PNG @MARKZUCC ASK AND Y⧃U SHALL RECEIVE!! HASHTAG NSFW #NSFW
Good thᎥngડ to ɭook forward to then, ꀤ ᎥmagᎥne? You've been on here ɭonger than ꀤ have. <<
THAT’S FAIR YEAH. IT’S ALL IN GOOD FUN WITH mmINE. IUNNO HOW YOUR LIL YOU WOULD REACT.
OH YEAH THAT mmUST BE A FUCKIN RELIEF. HAPPY FOR YOU RETBROFIX.
EVERYONE N THEY LUSUS IS mmOTHERFUCKIN CLAmmORIN TO BOUNCE ON OVER TO BEFORAN CHITTR. SHIT’S TIGHT.
ꀤt ડeemડ ꀤ have! Thank you nonetheɭeડડ. ♥️ <<
>> HAHAHA okay y'know what, fa¡r po¡nt. He ¡ડ ડo ડo d¡fferent than My Ev¡det, ¡t'ડ been rea11y we¡rd to ડee. ¡ can k¡nd of ડee the reડemb1ance w¡th ડome of y'a11, ¡ cou1d def¡n¡te1y ડee how you're Kenton, but that guy?? ? What ¡ડ even up w¡th h¡m
>> Hmmmhmm,, ¡ntereડt¡ng :))
HTTPS://I.P⧃STIMG.CC/RCNWRRDB/IMAGE-2⧃26-⧃6-⧃4-⧃⧃⧃84368⧃.PNG F⧃R THE L⧃W BL⧃⧃D WH⧃ ASKED ME T⧃ D⧃ A FLIP I HAD T⧃ FIND AN EXPL⧃SI⧃N FIRST
◌ What? What did you holy good fucking gravy what ⧂
HTTPS://I.P⧃STIMG.CC/FYRMXHLR/IMAGE-2⧃26-⧃6-⧃3-2⧃⧃442894.PNG READ IT AND WEEP ALL WH⧃ D⧃UBTED!
HTTPS://I.P⧃STIMG.CC/8CNRQJKG/IMAGE-2⧃26-⧃6-⧃3-2⧃4⧃3⧃895.PNG AND N⧃W I RETURN T⧃ THE LAND
H⧃ H⧃! HTTPS://I.P⧃STIMG.CC/1TQC7NKJ/UNTITLED353-2⧃26⧃6⧃3194918.WEBP
The Will Of Those Who Truly Live Will Always Surmount The Will Of Those Attempting To Suppress Them. One's Autonomy Cannot Be Artificially Removed. - Your Couturier
[type sh1t]
Unsurprisingly I Was Eventually Culled For Spreading The Signless' Good Word As Much As I Was Culled For My Anti-Imperial Forward Clothing Designs. My One Peace Is That I Am Now Able To Speak Without Fear. You All Are In For A Treat; I Have Much To Say. - Your Couturier
#JustRealizedMyAlternateDoesntVisiblyAppearToHaveAnyQuads #SoThisIsALegUpIHaveOverHim #Competition
◌ An early rise oh good fucking gravy he's up this early as well. ⧂
>> ડo far, from what ¡ can te11, you ડeem qu¡te poડડ¡b1y the moડt norma1 out of any of y'a11. But a1ડo ¡ haven't ¡nteracted w¡th you that much.
>> ¡ w¡ડh you 1uck ^ ^ He'ડ uડua11y pretty open-m¡nded ડo ¡ ¡mag¡ne that ¡t'11 work out eventua11y.
Good luck | I can offer some sort of standard encouragement hold on | I believe in you | There we go ‧₊˚🧹
>> ¡ don't th¡nk ¡t'ડ that ડtrange, a1though th¡ડ ¡ડ k¡nd of an unprecedented ડ¡tuat¡on.. ¡t ડeemડ 1¡ke he ¡ડ ડcared of you. <:))
>> Very we11 1¡ked! 1oved and apprec¡ated.
I could try to think of some | but they probably wouldn’t be any good | I’m not the most creative guy | Maybe a shepherd’s cane like the Constern’s or something ‧₊˚🧹
Oh | yeah | it would be hard to come up with a symbol for an entire planet | Maybe a big B for Beforus | Nah | that’s stupid ‧₊˚🧹
MISS MAAM MADAME B⧃SS IS ALL⧃WING ME T⧃ LEAVE W⧃RK .⧃5 SEC⧃NDS EARLY T⧃LIGHT BECAUSE I DIDN'T TRY T⧃ SAB⧃TAGE ANYTHING.
#Yeah #HesGoodToMe #Uh #WhatAboutYourWagdad?
#HeStoppedChewingOnMyWiresLongEnoughForUsToGoOut
That wasn’t so bad | Got it all cleaned up | Got the body buried | Wish I wouldn’t get roped into cleaning blood all the time but I lived ‧₊˚🧹
THE M⧃UNTAIN HAS T⧃ G⧃ T⧃ W⧃RK. H⧃ H⧃. IT MAY C⧃ME AS A SURPRISE BUT I SERVE INSCRIPTI⧃N C⧃. DUTIFULLY AND FAITHFULLY AS SECRETARY ALS⧃ KN⧃WN AS B⧃Y T⧃Y AS PART ⧃F A SUPER SECRET PL⧃T AND ALS⧃ SINCE THE CE⧃ IS A L⧃WBL⧃⧃D I LEGALLY HAVE T⧃ D⧃ WHAT SHE SAYS UNDER CULLING LAW.
THE CULLING DR⧃NES GAVE UP THE SEARCH. AN⧃THER WIN F⧃R THE M⧃UNTAIN.
hhelloo. ootherr tag!
HTTPS://CHITTR.ING/PR⧃FILE/INDUSTRIALINCIDENTALIST/E48D3944-4737-4FF4-A5C2-5A5F193BCDF9 I NEED IT KN⧃WN T⧃ THE WAKING MASSES, WH⧃ THE M⧃UNTAIN IS!
T⧃⧃ HASTY BY FAR! I SEE N⧃W THAT IT IS N⧃ FALSE M⧃UNTAIN, IT IS ME FR⧃M AN⧃THER W⧃RLD. THAT REALLY WAS N⧃T THAT HARD T⧃ WRAP MY THINKPAN AR⧃UND.
THE CULLING DR⧃NES ALS⧃ KN⧃WN AS THE LUSUSB⧃TS ARE STILL AFTER ME, BUT I WILL TAKE TIME AWAY FR⧃M THAT T⧃ DUEL THE FALSE M⧃UNTAIN BY THE HEAT ⧃F THE SUN IF NEED BE. HIM AND HIS ⧃VERGR⧃WN FACIAL ACC⧃UTREMENTS STAND N⧃ CHANCE AGAINST THE AVALANCHE (MY M⧃ST P⧃WERFUL ATTACK.)
Hide and seek champion. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/51bc60c776a4.png
I HAVE ⧃NE! WHAT IS RETR⧃ S⧃LUTI⧃NS C⧃?
Calling all beautiful freaks, alts, and alt adjacents! Hi. :]
yeah 1 cant argue w1th that
You @re The Funnie$t Motherfucker In The Mu7tiver$e
dog why are you surpr1sed. 1ts you 1s you 1s you
1m collect1ng beforan vers1ons of those 1 know l1ke l1ke those gatcha pulls. who's next on the block, start putt1ng down your wagers here
yeahh you’re right shit there’s really no easy way to go about this
>> Maybe, ¡dk.. ¡ th¡nk we ડhou1d juડt check ¡n w¡th h¡m and ડee how ¡t'ડ do¡ng rn f¡rડt and be prepared. ¡f anybody te11ડ h¡m "go b1ock th¡ડ guy" there'ડ a 90% chance he'ડ gonna ડcro11 the account ¡mmed¡ate1y and ડp¡ra1, ¡ ¡mag¡ne
MMaybe not but if we tell hiMM hey block this guy n don’t look at the account n don’t ask questions it MMight save hiMM froMM discoverin it hiMMself
>> ¡dk ¡f ¡mmed¡ate1y draw¡ng h¡ડ attent¡on to th¡ડ account ¡ડ The Move
yeah soMMebody gotta tell hiMM to block this guy
I think so
>> @myr¡adMe1ody oh ડh¡t guyડ
uhh uhh do i just tell hiMM to block this guy
Kenton is gonna VOM
dude we can’t let our kenton see this he was really worried about there bein one of hiMM
Fuuuck. And he's kinda high-key a prick with it.
it’s over for us casper they got hiMM
Micah, they got our boy
oh nahhh they got kenton