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↗️DO NOT EVER SAY THAT I DO NOT PAY MY DEBTS, OR THAT I AM SO SLACKLUSTRE IN MY PRODUCTION OF SWEET CAEGAR THAT I AM UNABLE TO ADEQUATELY INVEST MY TIME INTO VIRTUOUS AVENUES.↗️ ↘️i have fully removed myself from my worksquare, nutritionblock dormitory, and sit plane entirely.↘️ ↗️I STAND, TREMBLING, AS I AUTHOR THIS POST ON MY MEASELY, SWEAT-SLICK PALMHUSK. THE EXCRETIONS OF MY TOUCHNUBS ARE SPARSELY CONTAINABLE, AND OCCASIONALLY FORCE ME TO GLIDE SMOOTHLY ACROSS THE SCREEN.↗️ ↘️all in awe of the bulgemaster.↘️ ↗️THIS IS LONG OVERDUE.↗️ ↘️i have glanced upon their public image and taken it into full accounting, and i must speak openly about my thoughts on the subject.↘️ ↗️THERE IS AN UNDENIABLE EFFERVESCENCE CONTAINED WITHIN MY↗️ ↘️black quadrant associate.↘️ ↗️THERE IS A LOT TO GET INTO, BUT I AM GOING TO START AT THE TOP.↗️ ↘️the tangle of their tendrilous crown, cascading in fuchsia hues down their flowing, elegant mane brings me to imagery of something as debauched as their multitudinous reviews.↘️ ↗️SOMETHING TO BECOME↗️ ↘️tangled in.↘️ ↗️LIKE A LIGHTHIVE IN AN INKY, GREASY, BLACK SEA, IT CARVES EFFORTLESSLY THROUGH TANGLES OF OILSLICK, A PATH TO FOLLOW WITH THE TIPS OF YOUR TOUCHSTUMPS.↗️ ↘️or squirming tastemuscle.↘️ ↗️BULBS OBSCURED, BUT I CAN STILL FEEL THEIR SULTRY, SMOULDERING GAZE.↗️ ↘️peering into every part of you, regardless of how private.↘️ ↗️AND I DO NOT MEAN THAT WITH ANY SORT OF UNSAFE IMPLICATION.↗️ ↘️just that they are astute in more ways than one.↘️ ↗️DESPITE BEING A LOWLY HEMOANON WITH A CASTEPLAY STREAK A TROLLIAN MILE WIDE, THEIR ACUTE BUSINESSENSE RADIATES THROUGH WHAT FEW FEATURES HE ALLOWS TO BE DISPLAYED.↗️ ↘️it is as vulgar as their verbiage, but nevertheless engaging, enticing, a scuttlebuggy crash you cannot look away from as your digestion chamber churns, you are enthralled to engage with him and his reviews the longer you behold his presence.↘️ ↗️THE MUSCULATURE OF GORGEOUS EMACIATION FOLLOWS SUIT, A SOFTENED EXOSKELETON BARELY CONTAINED WITHIN THIN, PROVOCATIVE COVERINGS.↗️ ↘️a narrow shred of fabric.↘️ ↗️CONTRASTING THE RESERVED, MODEST OPTION OF THEIR PANTS.↗️ ↘️a myriad of opposing pieces come together to form an enticing, complete set.↘️ ↗️BY LEAVING MUCH TO THE IMAGINATION IN REGARDS TO THEIR EMPIRACLE FORMS OF MEASUREMENT↗️ ↘️(located emblazoned across their mid thoracic region)↘️ ↗️THEY HAVE REVEALED JUST ENOUGH TO SEND EVERY GROVELING MIDBLOOD AND PRAISING HIGHBLOOD FALLING AT THEIR STEPPRONGS.↗️ ↘️i am salivating as i type this, my oral secretions threatening to pour from my gaping information cave, unable to be swallowed down my cavernous gullet for the steady bobbing of my gulpbulb.↘️ ↗️A TOTAL IMAGE OF POWER, REARED BY THE EMPRESS HERSELF WITH THE INTENTION OF CONTROL.↗️ ↘️and they have wrought just that, torn the reigns from my curled extensions to leave me bereft in a sea of↘️ ↗️EMPIRACLE RATINGS AND PSIONIC EVIDENCE.↗️ ↘️glorious, intense.↘️ ↗️I SHUDDER AND WEEP IN THE WAKE OF THEIR VISAGE.↗️ ↘️if there is a puddle too wide for you to sweep elegantly over, i will lay myself down in it.↘️ ↗️I WILL DROWN IN AN INCH OF STAGNANT, STANDING, ACID RAIN WATER.↗️ ↘️i will contract fluid into the insides of my airsacs.↘️ ↗️I WILL SUFFER.↗️ ↘️just so that you do not get your hideously revealed walkstumps slightly damp.↘️ ↗️I LITERALLY CANNOT COMPREHEND WHY YOU HAVE THOSE EXPOSED, BUT I AM ASSUMING IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH YOUR HORRIFICALLY TRIVIAL EXISTENCE AS AN EXTENSION OF HER IMPERIAL PIECE OF SCRYING, AN UNPONDERABLE ORB THAT HAS ROLLED LIKE AN UNATTENDED GRUBEGG INTO THE MAW OF THE ACTUAL WORLD.↗️ ↘️they are painted by an expert, unquivering hold, a grasp that compares unparalleled to the likes of my own pathetic trembling.↘️ ↗️IF I WERE GIVEN THE HONOR OF BEING ABLE TO SWIPE A LAYER OF KERATIN LAQUER OVER YOUR EXPOSED WALKABLES, IT WOULD BE NOWHERE UP TO SNUFF.↗️ ↘️it would be a pathetic, sloppy mess.↘️ ↗️NO BETTER THAN A WIGGLER'S ARTISTIC STYLINGS, BEFORE THEY ARE PROMPTLY REPRIMANDED BY THEIR CUSTODIAL CREATURE FOR DISOBEYING THE NATURAL ORDER OF THEIR FUTURE ASSIGNMENT.↗️ ↘️my lithe, inferior touch would be damp and unwieldy, uncontrolled.↘️ ↗️YOU WOULD REPRIMAND ME VERBALLY, AND I WOULD NOT EVEN DEIGN TO ATTEMPT PROVING YOU WRONG.↗️ ↘️i would not even skirt backwards, if you retracted to insert a kick into my blunted, disgusting maw.↘️ ↗️I WOULD TAKE IT.↗️ ↘️i am sturdy enough to handle it, but not near enough to your level to rebel.↘️ ↗️YOU ARE KIND OF ABHORRENT, RULING FROM THE BOTTOM WITH UNFORSEEN INFLUENCE.↗️ ↘️but i do not even deserve to be in the presence of a flawless maze navigator.↘️ ↗️ @bulgeCurator ↗️

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GOD YOU T4LK 4 LOT

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#IPickedABadDayToActuallyStartReadingYourPosts #ReallyUnpleasantRead

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↗️I AM NOT SORRY.↗️ ↘️consider this an exercise in literacy.↘️

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#WishIWasIlliterate

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YOUR N3XT POST W1LL H4V3 4 WORD M4X1MUM OF S3V3NT33N

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Sigh yoou coould poost yoour art instead oof making everyoone read this

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# That’$…$weet, in a way! Alway$ ni¢e to $ee a healthy pit¢h relation$hip thriving! I hope the two of you are very hateful together! #

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