[IRON MAIDEN] <[DEAR VIEWERS! After countless nights of bickering and checking our potential contestants' digital footprint, we are finally READY to introduce this SEASON'S PARTICIPANTS!] <[CONGRATULATIONS, @payMe @surlyTabloid @ultimateSurvivor @panglossianPoltergeist @omnipotentMech @incendiaryRapscallion @celestialAbsurdity @ramblingIndividual @resilientPhilanthropist @decoratedNonconformist @cationicAgonist!] <[You've been personally selected to participate in Alternia's MOST DEADLY GAME! Please DM your humble TV HOST to receive your contract and backstage pass! We can't wait to see you PERFORM YOUR BEST! Make friends, or enemies... and win 1,000,000 CAEGARS!] <[As for you, our dear viewers... DON'T CHANGE THE CHANNEL! Every SATURDAY at 8 PM on Alternia Central! Next episode: PRE-GAME INTERVIEW WITH PARTICIPANTS! SECRET GUEST REVEALED? CROWD GASP!] <[#wheeloftorturecastingcall #wheeloftorture #spinthewheel #staytuned]
⸝⸝𐙚♡ I knew you'd apply!!!! YOU THINK ID LET YOU GO ON A DEATH GAME ALONE!? Pookie... please. ~⋆｡°✩♡⸝⸝MWAH!
[HANGING] <[Technically, this is NOT CULLING, as you go there voluntarily! You all SIGNED THE CONTRACTS, remember?]
[CRUCIFIXION] <[Oh. Ohhh. My DEEPEST apologies! I'll send Ms. Piichi a copy RIGHT AWAY! Oh, silly me!]