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A "general" who deals in many things with many many talents. 5'1, he/him. Follow me on onlyfins, darlings~
what's a bbw why did someone on th' street call me that when i was doin' errands
</3: It Means "big Beautiful Woman" Dear, And It Is A Compliment In A Way!
I see??
</3: Oh By The Way Darlings, Don't Forget That I Also Have An Onlyfins! Do Feel Free To Ask About It, Might Even Give A Preview ;) #onlyfins #nsfw
:33< sounds spicy :33c
happi bad bitch friday bitches!! :P ive been receivin so much fanart becuz of the requests i made on that grubblr site... hehe so many of u simp 4 me <333 ;)))))
</3: I Feel It's Rather Obvious Why They Do, Darling
</3: Your Darling General Has Successfully Dealt With His Gill Infection And Wants You All To Know That He Will Be Increasing His Posting Amount
</3: Thank You Dear
OH SHIT, THERES ANOTHER MALE FUCHSIA HERE. HELLO.
SHIT, YOUR A MILITARY MAN AS WELL? WHAT FRONTS YOU COMMANDED?
</3: Oh I Cannot Give Such Information As That, Know Simply That You Are All Safer Thanks To My Efforts~
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if ur at that eridanwhateverweek i am currently wrtiting a fic of you and Sssome rando nexr to you kiSssSssing and maybe. other thingSss ;)
i luv bein a hoe!!!! :D
whats everyones #coffeeorder im feeling hella nosy this morning
</3: I Actually Dislike Coffee So I Always Get Java Free Chocolate Frappucino's!
•ᴥ- saw this place existed. realized it was the best place to advertise my services. daylight, nighttime, or otherwise. honk honk. looking forward to seeing everyone on here. -ᴥ•
↗️WHAT ARE YOUR SERVICES YOU DID NOT EVEN STATE ANY OF THEM.↗️
</3: Who The Shell Is Eridan And Why Do They Get An Entire Week,,, Why Not A Week Dedicated To Your Lovely General (who Has A Gill Infection Btw!!!!) #eridanweek
#eridanweek is cool
its my #wweek
</3: Oh,,, Well, Hello There Dear,,, Why Do You Have A Week Dedicated To Yourself
because im infamous and fabulously wwealthy but there is a third reason that i havve yet to announce
</3: Well I Am Famous And Likely Even More Fabulously Wealthy Yet I Do Not Get A Week As Well? Hm,,,,,,,,, Perhaps We Should Start A Petition Or Something?
--[HI CHITTR #HI]--
too lazy to use my alt. do trolls piss sitting down or standing up.
"= either. ? for me. i think seadwellers do it while swimming. ="
</3: You Put A Space Between The : And // Dear,,,,,,,,,
Okay Now Would You Please Look Up Drinker X Unturned Femslash Boddiceripper Fangplay Sorted By Word Count Thank You
I Am Now Of The Belief That My Palm Husks Voice Dictation Feature Has Been Compromised
</3: Im Quite Sure There Are More Than A Few Unturned Women Who Would Gladly Have Their Bodice Ripped Off And Bitten