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hehe like wut u c?~ ;) #selfie #model #onlyfins https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ded49391f6c8.png
at my wrigday dinner suckin dick n cock ;) #nsfw
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decided 2 take nother selfie cuz i kno im hot ;))) #selfie #onlyfins #model #edit [[ Credit to Gainax! Used a screenshot of Panty Anarchy for this edit. ]] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/62fc7b8bcad7.png
i luv bein a hoe!!!! :D
•ᴥ- saw this place existed. realized it was the best place to advertise my services. daylight, nighttime, or otherwise. honk honk. looking forward to seeing everyone on here. -ᴥ•
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--[OMLLLL FELLOW FUCHSIA BEEN A HOT MINUTE SINCE I GOT 2 COMMUNICATE W SOME1 SORT OF NEAR MY LEVEL.. THIS IS SO HYPE]--
nothing like being pressed against a freezing brick wall on an ice-cold night and feeling the sear of being used as an ashtray #nsfwe #violence #gore #kink
sometimes i pour hot oil on tavros crocker and he screams loud as fuck.
Quad this post if I am still allowed to do Evil Surgery on you. #EvilSurgery
> I think the cobalt finally realized that I’ve been treating them the same way their caste treats the rest of us.
It appears as tho+ugh the Imperial rumo+ur mill co+ntinues to+ spin falseho+o+ds abo+ut me and mine. I will be very clear. I am alive. My so+n is alive. We are alive. We will co+ntinue to+ fight this fight with each breath we take. We will never back do+wn. They want yo+u ho+peless, disheartened and afraid. They want yo+u to+ shake in the shado+w o+f their suppo+sed strength. They want yo+u to+ believe they can quash such a public threat to+ their hierarchy. If we were to+ be culled, that is no+t the end fo+r the rebellio+n. Fo+llo+w in o+ur fro+ndsteps. Lo+o+k o+ut fo+r yo+ur fello+w tro+ll. Co+ntinue the fight.
yOOO we were gOing tO the same hiveparty!! XO —with @dynamicFlOwfields ♡ https://cdn.imgchest.cOm/files/cf92c7691edf.png XO
3833 < One like = One bite on my husband's ass. > #NSFW
((i should make more alts purely so people get more notifications when i follow them as everyone at once))
Anyone else feel like having a total upheaval of the social order?
(• - •) I bought more than just the hoodie to have some spare clothes. It's not as fancy as what I'm used to, but I think plain and boring is best to not catch too much attention. ⚘
The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.
#nsfw I hhate tthe cconflict of sshould I sstroke mmy bbulge ccrazy sstyle or mmake nnew ffriends, if only tthere wwas a wway tto ddo bboth~<
:33< boys hate her girls hate her non binarys hate her :33< one cats weird secret has efurrybody hating her :33< what is it? :33< go to page 33 to find out!
So many beautiful beautiful women out here, mrrow. That wasn't a salacious noise I was just chirping due to my ineffable feline charm. <3
૮ ᴖﻌᴖა do i start adding fur puns into my quirk, yknow. because dogs.
have yØu killed. will yØu kill. when will yØu kill.
yeeesss yeeeeeeeessssssss yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssss
(^･ω･^) < SINCE IT S33MS THE PARTY HAD DECIDED THEY DID NOT ENJOY MY LAST POST AS MUCH ABOUT DAVE X TAVROS!!! WHAT ABOUT KARKAT X VRISKA!!! #SHIPCOURSE #LETS S33 IF THIS IS ANYBETTER #PROBSNOT
My best friend, Troll Wayne Gretzky.
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. Troll Wayne Gretzky said that, and I abide by that hero's words.
Hello everybody!! Due to a recent exchange I have acquired about twenty seven used M2922 Pistols! If you are unfamiliar with the gun, it’s an iconic firearm chambered in .45acp and is exceptional at its job!! We will be pricing them nice and cheap, 50 Caeger a unit #violence #myemployeesandigotshotat
« scp stands for ... secretly (a) ... clown posteeeeerrrrrr #clownposting »
CAN WE HAVE MORE #BLACKROM POST ON HERE?? #NSFW #BLACKROM #PITCH
Mlaahm... https://c.tenor.com/0QcR0i1XhbkAAAAd/tenor.gif
It's never too late to learn a new skill! 👍
No matter what project you're working on or what skill you're developing, you can do it if you put in the effort! It'll be alright! 👍 (Also, if you're in the area, consider dropping by the restaurant with the aroma and flavor, Pole Pole, to say hi to my old man.)
lowkey boutta only follow fuschias and this cherub freak who likes my posts
trying tO dOOmscrOll chittr, can yOu guys make better pOsts tO keep me engaged please XO
wtf do u meeeeeaaaan??? https://technoshock.net/data/files/random-images/screenshot_20260326-002144.png
--Eridan makes t)(e lemon face. Pass it on! 38*
omg hi guys just saw this app downloaded it an now im like joinin hmu if u have seen me
How'2 3v3ryon3'2 #humpday going? You humping th3 day or i2 th3 day humping you?
I was gonna platitude post again but I could deadass fuck up some grrubfrries rrn so I'm posting about that instead bc I'm hungrry,
i can't believe pe0ple even care ab0ut quadrant b0rders. y0u sh0uld just d0 what i d0 and quadsmear s0 hard it gets pe0ple killed.
I'M REALLY GOOD AT MAKING OUT W TROLL$ WITH TEETH BLING BECAU$E YOU KNOW WHAT? GRILL$ WERE MADE FOR *COOKING*!!
pretend there's something funny here. the notorious "obligations" are coming for me. oh God, i think they heard this chit. oh fuck
:33 < You can be MY daddy ;33 meow meow
:33 < It is now my mission to get a karkitty harem
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHAT'S TWERKING? DM ME, I'M A VISUAL LEARNER #nsfw
APPARENTLY IT'S ILLEGAL TO WOMAN NOW #INJUSTICE #FUCKTHEPOLICE #FUCKME
keep horny posting I luv 2 see it #nsfw
just wannnna get dicked downn againn :/ #nnsfw
Hello my dear audience, I vould like to come forvard vith an announcement! I am hozting a gala in one of my nawal wezzelz! Vear only the highezt fazhion, and make zure to bring your ztrongezt veaponz, ahuhuhu~ For it might get a bit...dicey, if you catch my drift... #Luxury #Armaments #BoredOnAWednesdayNight #LiveLaughLobotomise
norMalize kissing the hoMies goodnight never be afr8id to sMooch your p8les
-7 Can you 6elieve there'5 troll5 out there that don't even ki55 their moirail5? How 6eglected mu5t they feel?? #quadpo5ting 2-
:33< purroud to be a mempurr of the itty bitty kitty titty clawmittie #nsfw
There is n⚙ c⚙nstancy in flesh but decay. There is n⚙ certainty in flesh but death. Fr⚙m this r⚙tting cage ⚙f bi⚙matter, machine g⚙d set me free.
selling strut pöd pics dön’t tell my clöister
// re: doubles discourse like trust me i understand not liking doubles im literally fictionkin and a member of a system with fictives in it. but hopping on here and vagueposting people for interacting with your chitt that was not @'ing any specific jake or dirk or whatever the fuck is so immature get a job. many ways to go about being happier than vagueposting about evil doubles for not understanding boundaries that you never publicly voiced in the first place.
Everyōne shōuld check ōut the pōōl this summer! #nsfw https://file.garden/acG3rgA0vHdP6CnE/Untitled252_20260314184441.png
/| Getting Ready For Work. I Luckily Have A Shorter Shift Today. What Type Of Job Do You All Work? https://file.garden/zwf5bs-4bkobryeh/waitress%20selfie.png |\
i need more guys wearin gurl pants
#TFW Y0UR KISMESIS BEATS THE SHIT 0UT 0F Y0U AND KN0CKS Y0U 0UT C0LD BUT THEY'RE NICE EN0UGH T0 THR0W Y0U IN A DUMPSTER S0 THE SUN D0ESNT FRY Y0U :D 🐺
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OMG lik£, I'm so sorry this lik£, took so long to find! OMG I didn't r£alis£ I lik£, had so much to sort through, ill post th£ oth£rs wh£n I lik£, find th£m! <3 :P https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/Illustration86.png
=^owo^= id rather not be translating books and would rather i fill a bucket currently
hehe what did twagan miss ........?
ᯓ𝄞 1... 2... 3... Miku Miku beam! (*’▽’)ノ＾—==ΞΞΞ☆ ♫⋆｡♪ ₊˚♬ ﾟ.
=^owo^= so many goddamn books i just want to fuck #nsfw
IT WOULD BE EXTREMELY BENEFICIAL TO CLIMB UP THE KULT STATUS RANKS AFTER ALL THE MORE BULBS ON YOU THE MORE AWARENESS THERE IS FOR YOUR BUSINESS
If you’re talking a8out “piracy” and you mean illegally downloading shows and movies, I’m making you walk the plank.
« asked a lil real teal mf to take a pic @ tha arc-hive and this adorbs bitch said i looked straight up #fiendish treat your librarian right https://technoshock.net/data/files/random-images/screenshot_small_loklii.png »
=^owo^= i would fucking suck a throwing it back #nsfw
HELLO DEARS IT IS GOOD TO FINALLY BE ABLE TO TAKE A MOMENT TO INTRODUCE MYSELF I AM STELSA SEZYAT YOUR SOON TO BE FAVOURITE AUDITERRORIZER THAT YOU WILL HAVE EVER HIRED PLEASE DO SEND ME A MESSAGE IF YOU ARE IN ANY NEED AT ALL FOR MY SERVICES IT WOULD BE AN ABSOLUTE DELIGHT
<3-I-KNOW-HOW-TO-COOK!!!-A-GIRL-MAKES-A-THOUSAND-MEALS-AND-SHE'S-NOT-A-CHEF-BUT-OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEE-BREAD-SANDWICH?!?!?!-ONE?!
now that people use social media again * maybe it's time to try the whole relationship advice thing again * the first sign of someone trying to be funny i'm coming to your hive and flipping over your furniture *|
sometimes someone sa7s something about how the7 disagree with (hittr as a whole's tenden(7 to rea(t to their posts and 7ou know i immediatel7 (li(k the rea(tion the7 have a problem with. i don't even register it (on(iousl7
<3-Y'all-pity-my-posts-too-much,-I'm-livin-a-pretty-good-life-all-things-considered.
I finally finished my Notes, it just took...and hour and a half...Yay???
<3-To-whoever-parked-their-fat-ass-slug-lusus-in-front-of-my-hive-(won't-move)-your-ancestor's-a-bitch.
Shout out to the Wolves near Chernobyl that said Fuck Cancer and then adapted to be less prone to Cancer.
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(• - •) There's a stemcluster three hours away from the safehive I'm currently at, but that's the walking distance time. Apparently, on a buggy, it's only forty-something minutes. The problem is that Troll Uber won't let me request a ride because I don't have any credit cards. I'm nicely requesting if anyone could pay the buggy for me and I promise to return the favor one night. ⚘
keep an eye out .......... its about to get veeeeeewy vewy cwowny soon .......... >wo