Red Ranger
@redRanger
Evil doers beware.
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If it concerns the safety of the public and security of the world, it more than concerns me! https://tenor.com/view/gorenger-goranger-gif-26214956
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I'm afraid that I have no legal presence that you know of! I belong to no country, and all peoples. You cannot sue me villain! But I can defeat you!
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I care not for laws that undermine Justice and Freedom! You may try your best, evildoer, but you will never succeed in damaging this world! Justice prevails!
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I suppose one can never reason with the unreasonable! Just know, villain, that the Rangers will stop you if your villainy dares extend its tentacles to the rest of the globe!
Rise ★nd shine ne'er-do-wells.
Evil doers! Do not listen to her! Return to your slumber where you'll never hurt anyone!
Cr★m it red, you think ★ny evil doer is ★ctu★lly going to listen to th★t?
I'm sorry you h★ve ★ gun?
I feel like I should fight @redRanger.
If you're a villain with no love but for greed and power, then yes! We must! Justice will prevail!
None of that. I just want to kick your ass.
Well, in that case I see no reason to fight! Although I would be quite down for a spar!
Justice prevails! https://i.pinimg.com/564x/56/7d/3f/567d3fc9cf3ee4f3815a729bb24c0e55.jpg
Does it now? Let’s see how that goes. :)
Now this seems like quite the threat! You should know that no evil deed escapes the jab of Justice!
Evil? Now that just ain’t k i n d. I’m only your average T e r r o r, with big plans.
One last picture to share! We took this at the end of the last Ranger meeting, hopefully I'll see them all again this year, more energized than ever! https://preview.redd.it/himitsu-sentai-goranger-j-a-k-q-dengekitai-super-sentai-v0-2c0bzwftdd751.jpg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae29fd9d4ebbd4057be55e44d67f283aa1c12196
1 S4LUT3 TH3 TROOPS
you guys should team up with gandalf the grey and gandalf the white and monty python and the holy grail's black knight and benito mussolini and the blue meanie cowboy curtis and jambi the genie robocop the terminator captain kirk and darth vader lopan superman bill s. preston and theodore logan spock the rock doc ock and hulk hogan, to kick chuck norris' ass.
I have no idea who they are, but if they fight for Justice and Liberty like us, then they're more than welcome to come along!
Look at your Friends, and ask how you can all act a little more Synergistically! Little bit of advice for you tonight.
You know, I used to have a Baseball phase myself! Although despite the fact that I've now abandoned its active use in fighting for justice, I still enjoy the occasional game with my teammates. https://morphinlegacy.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/Baseball-Bat-Turbo.png
BATTER UP < YOU SHOULD PLAY SLAUGHTER SPHERE. AGAIN. YOU LOOK AS IF YOU COULD HIT THE BALLS REALLY FUCKING HARD, WHICH IS GOOD. > HOMERUN
@redRanger You are the kind of Troll we need More of! Keep Up The Super Work!
Why of course! I'll never rest as long Justice and what's right needs my help! https://tenor.com/view/gorenger-goranger-gif-26214958
It's a very troubling development to see our, quite frankly, incompetent enemies have a change in leadership! But fear not, citizens! The Sentai Rangers will still, always, fight for Justice!
He's so fucking pissed it's hil★rious.
I have recorded and posted the song that always starts playing whenever get down to work! I believe the general populance might find it quite interesting! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPe8aU6QqS8
Oh, are we posting theme tunes? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlVnoPERKfU
I especially liked the section: "Mada ikari ni moeru tōshi ga arunara, Kyodaina teki o uteyo uteyo uteyo!" Very good!
#HEADCANON DROP... 'i HEADCANON ... '@REDrANGER iS SECRETLY EVIL.' UH. HUH. HEY OK DONT GET ME IN TROUBLE WITH THE POWER RANGERS. (BUT ALSO, *JUIIIICY.*) [fORM IN PINNED]
Completely preposterous! I work exclusively under the banner of what's right and just!