Red Ranger
@redRanger
Evil doers beware.
Evil doers! When this song plays, be sure to know that not only am I near your location, but your plans are also near their premature ending! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8S9bPMkuus
Evil doers, beware the bullet hole of Justice! https://news.tokunation.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/5/2014/10/S.H.Figuarts-Akaranger-042.jpg
Justice prevails! https://i.pinimg.com/564x/56/7d/3f/567d3fc9cf3ee4f3815a729bb24c0e55.jpg
Does it now? Let’s see how that goes. :)
Now this seems like quite the threat! You should know that no evil deed escapes the jab of Justice!
Evil? Now that just ain’t k i n d. I’m only your average T e r r o r, with big plans.
One last picture to share! We took this at the end of the last Ranger meeting, hopefully I'll see them all again this year, more energized than ever! https://preview.redd.it/himitsu-sentai-goranger-j-a-k-q-dengekitai-super-sentai-v0-2c0bzwftdd751.jpg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae29fd9d4ebbd4057be55e44d67f283aa1c12196
you guys should team up with gandalf the grey and gandalf the white and monty python and the holy grail's black knight and benito mussolini and the blue meanie cowboy curtis and jambi the genie robocop the terminator captain kirk and darth vader lopan superman bill s. preston and theodore logan spock the rock doc ock and hulk hogan, to kick chuck norris' ass.
I have no idea who they are, but if they fight for Justice and Liberty like us, then they're more than welcome to come along!
This photo was taken last summer, where I met other rangers from around the globe during our annual meeting! Everyone was a delight! https://preview.redd.it/himitsu-sentai-goranger-j-a-k-q-dengekitai-super-sentai-v0-33y76asz8c751.jpg?width=938&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d3b64cc8054284a0d80e04200719aa322579da5
A photo I found of my old team and I! Back when I was just a rookie! https://i.redd.it/55uz02yin7j81.jpg
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You know, I used to have a Baseball phase myself! Although despite the fact that I've now abandoned its active use in fighting for justice, I still enjoy the occasional game with my teammates. https://morphinlegacy.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/Baseball-Bat-Turbo.png
BATTER UP < YOU SHOULD PLAY SLAUGHTER SPHERE. AGAIN. YOU LOOK AS IF YOU COULD HIT THE BALLS REALLY FUCKING HARD, WHICH IS GOOD. > HOMERUN
Many have asked me before, where do your powers come from? Is it the government? Or some sort of higher power? I came here to say that they don't come from any place at all! My strength, speed, and agility are all products of my own determination! My own desire to change the world! Something I'm sure many of you share as well!
It's a very troubling development to see our, quite frankly, incompetent enemies have a change in leadership! But fear not, citizens! The Sentai Rangers will still, always, fight for Justice!
He's so fucking pissed it's hil★rious.
@greenDr★gon you he★r th★t? This guy feels b★d you got demoted! It's not ★ll ble★k!
Never ask what you could do for your government! Ask what your government could do for you!
I have recorded and posted the song that always starts playing whenever get down to work! I believe the general populance might find it quite interesting! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPe8aU6QqS8
Oh, are we posting theme tunes? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlVnoPERKfU
I especially liked the section: "Mada ikari ni moeru tōshi ga arunara, Kyodaina teki o uteyo uteyo uteyo!" Very good!
Long ago, the world convinced itself it was evil, and that only might makes what is just and right, but that isn't true at all! True justice exists in this world, for as long as any one of us mourns suffering and cheers at retribution, we know that the truth of what's right is still more than alive!
One day your cruelty will be your downfall, faker!
Justice is not just evil doers getting what they deserve! Rather, it's also the innocent getting what they need. What is right in this world isn't usually as fancy and explosive as defeating a villain! But it is necessary.
Okay now who in the world is this guy now.
looks like youve M----ET YOUR MATC)(, R-ED RANG-ER. t)(e red keeper is... well, )(e's... alrig)(t i dont know )(im but )(-ES R-ED and )(es ----EVIL and t)(ats w)(at MATT------ERS )(-----ER-E
Never! The only thing that matches my spirit is my hope for the future! You and your henchmen will never smother that!
we got four in. tec)(nically given )(ow t)(e sc)(eme works, t)(ats t)(e last one remainin
Citizens of Earth C! If you see flashing lights in the sky, worry not! I am simply taking care of some evil doers in orbit as a solo mission! Justice prevails!
I do have a confession myself. I confess that I sometimes add ranch to my salad, rather than abstaining from the urge. I'm sorry, Earth C! Please forgive me.
you know, red ranger... ive got a good recipe for ranc)( dressin... )(ttps://www.bettycrocker.com/recipes/buttermilk-ranc)(-dressin/5dc25c04-c81f-4a8b-b97d-b3e816cb2104
No, you vile temptress! I've disappointed the people I've sworn to protect enough!
I have to inform the populus that the Green Dragon and Yellow Thunder are in no way associated with the Sentai Rangers! We'll do our best to deal with them as soon as we can! Justice prevails!
I'm quite worried about this new "Yellow Thunder". However! I will not submit to hopelessness, and will have my spirit and sense of what's right prevail in both this worry, and future challenge!
babygirl i got you in my villian of t)(e week blunt rotational and by cod you gonna get smoked out
if you get caug)(t lackin by t)(e dragon youre gonna get torn asunder by t)(e t)(under. SO G-----ET )(IDIN, BITC)(
@pinkRanger @goldRanger @blueRanger and Green Ranger, whom I forgot his handle once again! A dangerous computerized AI has been sighted in Midnight City! Many civilians are hurt, we must stop this as soon as we can! Justice Prevails! Go, Gorenger!
I'm afraid that consequentlyOblique does not have the same ring to it as greenRanger! I'm sorry, Green!
Justice prevails! Never forget that, evil doers!
you tread a t)(in line t)(at )(as an end, red ranger. you and your sad little spectrum of fig)(ters will know t)(e end one day.
Keep telling that to yourself, Her Impotent Condemnation, but Justice will prevail, and your cruelty will one day end!