♦ pitied by @redRanger

Lol Ok

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1 W1ll Su3 You For 3v3ry C3nt Your Worth

Fuck Off Th1s 1sn't 4bout You 4n1m3 M4n

So uh, m★de ★ new sword tod★y. It's red, very demonic.
None of that. I just want to kick your ass.
I feel like I should fight @redRanger.
Does it now? Let’s see how that goes. :)

He's so fucking pissed it's hil★rious.
thank goodness you were here red ranger, i almost considered welding spikes to my car's bumper

PLEASE I CAN NOT SEE WITHOUT MY GLASSES HELP ME

Guys... I'm feeling self conscious tonight. You think I'm evil right?
K--<would somebody like to tell me why there's an evil beating demon heart on my posts now

you tread a t)(in line t)(at )(as an end, red ranger. you and your sad little spectrum of fig)(ters will know t)(e end one day.
LISTEN CLOSELY, SO-CALLED "AKARENGER." DO YOU KNOW WHY THE SUPER SENTAI WENT EXTINCT? WHY THE OVERLY ENTHUSIASTIC WOLF BOY WAS THE LAST OF YOUR KIND? IT IS BECAUSE FOR FIFTY OF YOUR HUMAN YEARS, YOU REFUSED TO EVOLVE. STUCK TO A SINGLE MOVESET WITH NO SKILL PROGRESSION, DESPERATELY TRYING TO CLAIM UPGRADES FOR YOUR MECHA SO YOU CAN PRETEND YOU'RE GETTING GOOD. BUT YOU'RE NOT GETTING GOOD. YOU HAVE NO FLEXIBILITY, AND YOU EXCLUSIVELY FIGHT WEAK OPPONENTS SO YOU DON'T EVEN REALIZE HOW WEAK YOU ARE. THE FORM CHANGE IS THE HEART AND SOUL OF THE TRANSFORMING HERO. CHANGING YOUR LOADOUT LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF ACTIVE COMBAT IS, FOR ONE THING, A CORE USE CASE FOR THE ENTIRE "SYLLADEX AND STRIFE DECK" SYSTEM US NORMIES USE, AND FOR ANOTHER THING, A NECESSARY EVOLUTION THAT *LITERALLY EVERYONE BUT YOU* MADE USE OF! THIS ISN'T EVEN A HEISEI INNOVATION, THE TRAILBLAZER WAS GODDAMN BLACK RX! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? FOR AN OLD MAN WITH THE SUN ON HIS BELT TO BE RUNNING CIRCLES AROUND YOU? BECAUSE AS LONG AS YOU REMAIN "SUPER SENTAI" THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GETTING! THIS ALSO EXTENDS TO ANY MAGICAL GIRLS READING THIS. BY WHICH I MEAN @maniadrivenSpectacle BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE SHE'S THE ONLY ONE HERE. HEED MY WARNING: IF YOU CAN'T "CHOU HENSHIN", YOU'RE FALLING BEHIND! CARDS, MEDAL COMBOS, 2FA KEYS, GACHAPON, I DON'T CARE *HOW* YOU DO IT, FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF! EITHER REACH THE SINGULARITY AND EVOLVE, OR FALL BACK INTO OBSCURITY AND PERISH LIKE A BARKBEAST!
1. NOT WHAT I MEANT. 2. YOU WON’T. 3. FUCK OFF.

Hm, I need to get my numbers up. ★t the s★me time my music c★n be pl★yed by 2-5 guys, so more would be ★ p★in to figure out...
$igh. my appearan¢e on thi$ po$t will mean nothing to you red ranger but tho$e who get it will /get it/
Ah I see I see. Pay no mind to the orchestra behind me then.
K--<to be loved by someone you love is the greatest feeling in the universe. to love alone is pain beyond words.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'LL G-----ET YOU, POW------ER RANG------ERS! AND I'LL G-ET YOU, KAM----EN RID----ER! IF IT ISN'T T)(-E LAST T)(ING I DO! FOR T)(-E GLORY OF T)(-E -----EMPIR----E! FOR T)(-E D-ESTRUCTION OF ALL T)(AT IS GOOD AND D-EC-ENT IN T)(IS WOOOOORLD!

IMPOSSIBL------------E FUCKIN' KAM-----EN RID--------------ER?!?!?

t)(e green dragon is gonna fuckin bury your asses SIX F-E-ET UND------ER!

I WILL RUIN YOU!
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Ƹ 🌂 > Okay well I think you are missing the point. They WANT to only listen to me. BEGONE FLY! Ʒ
[ >THE WIZARD SMILETH DARKLY IN A FUCKING GRAVEYARD... >:::}_ ]






