
↘️in preparation for my nonmartial, strictly nonphysical, noncorporal, all corporate, reconditioning under the guidance of a superior indigo, i am issuing a public service announcement.↘️ ↗️I AM PENNING↗️ ↘️an apology.↘️ ↗️I AM FIRST AND FOREMOST EXTENDING A SINCERE DENOTATION OF REMORSE TOWARDS HIMERO ↘️also known as @controversialMilk ↘️ ↗️OF WHOM I HAVE GOSSIPED ABOUT EXTENSIVELY.↗️ ↘️during hydration cooler conversation, i have often referred to you as "literally nothing but a blight on the empire's greatest planet"↘️ ↗️AND↗️ ↘️"the ultimate corrupter of corporate entities by increasingly pitiable and controversial means, since the augment of capitalism into the average alternian lifestyle."↘️ ↗️I BELIEVE THAT ALL OF THESE THINGS ARE TRUE, BUT I AM NEVERTHELESS SORRY TO HAVE SAID THEM.↗️ ↘️in the future, i am striving to ensure that these anticaste sentiments remain inside thoughts, regardless of how heavily all of my worksquare neighbors agree that you are detestable.↘️ ↗️I AM ALSO EXTENDING MY APOLOGY TO↗️ ↘️the most detestable↘️ ↗️LIALYI↗️ ↘️also known as @fatallyForever ↘️ ↗️WHILE IT IS WELL KNOWN THAT OUR DISAGREEMENTS STEM LARGELY FROM YOUR INABILITY TO TAKE A JOKE, I WILL APOLOGIZE DIRECTLY AND ALSO SWIFTLY FOR EVEN UTTERING A HUMOROUS REMARK IN YOUR DIRECTION.↗️ ↘️i have, in the past, made several antagonistic remarks towards the general gold caste, and i apologize.↘️ ↗️I WILL NOT "THINK OF YOU EVERY TIME I TURN ON A LIGHT BECAUSE YOU ARE SEVENTEEN LEAGUES BELOW THE DARKEST PART OF THE SEA, POWERING MY DEVICES THROUGH YOUR MINIMAL PSIONIC EXPENDITURES".↗️ ↘️and i am not laughing at your servitude.↘️ ↗️HELMSTROLLS ARE LITERALLY SOME OF THE MOST IMPORTANT AND VIABLE MEMBERS OF ALTERNIAN SOCIETY.↗️ ↘️a natural job, placed upon you from your hatching.↘️ ↗️SO INCREDIBLE.↗️ ↘️my bad.↘️ ↗️TO THE POST TAGGER.↗️ ↘️also known as↘️ ↗️NO SURPRISE HERE↗️ ↘️@postTagger ↘️ ↗️I AM SORRY FOR ACCURATELY AND PUBLICLY DENOTING YOUR PERVERSION.↗️ ↘️it is so hard to deny, as you post about it semifrequently, but i have been informed it is in bad taste to call you a "tasteless degenerate" that is "too stupid to pad the inner linings of the lacerationblock like your teal caste should".↘️ ↗️AND TO CASPER, I EXTEND↗️ ↘️anyway.↘️ ↗️I WILL DO A QUICK, BLANKET COVERING OF ALL OF MY BASES.↗️ ↘️i am sorry for saying that i will outlive all lowbloods.↘️ ↗️I WILL, BUT IT IS APPARENTLY NOT KIND TO SAY AS MUCH.↗️ ↘️i apologize for saying that jades are subterranean eggpolishers.↘️ ↗️THAT IS LITERALLY YOUR JOB. BUT MY BAD.↗️ ↘️i will continue to better myself into an exemplary indigo, guided by the↘️ ↘️hh↘️ ↗️IRON HOOF OF THOSE WHO REIGN DUTIFULLY OVER ME.↗️ ↘️i am listening and learning.↘️ ↗️MOUSHIWAKE GOZAIMASEN.↗️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/937c415e1bca.jpg ↘️



