Damien Lepure
@reverberateInvestigator
Detective Lepure | I'm just here to chill | <3 @trypOut | ooc: kingGreed
▶︎ My Chest Hair Is Constantly Under Threat By My Moirail. Should I Hire A Body Guard._
+[U] Button-up-your-shirt
+[U] we-don't-have-democracy-in-my-office
+[U] Huh,-I-can-see-y'all-through-my-office-window.
+[U] 3-of-you-have-reports-to-turn-in;-you-have-an-interrogation. Tell-Margie-that-I-know-she's-been-playing-solitaire-on-her-work-computer,-and-I-need-her-to-finish-those-emails-and-owes-me-20-bucks-cause-I-was-right. And-I-will-remove-your-chest-hair.
▶︎ I Shal↔l Put A Disclaimer That At Least One Of My Employers Would Not Cause Harm To Me. Not Physical, At Least._ ▶︎ I Fear He Believes My Twink Identity Is Up For Debate. So There's That._
+[U] First:-Yeah,-I-wouldn't-hurt-you. Second:-We-are-literally-moirails,-you-bum-mf. Third:-Your-tits-take-up-like-half-your-icon.
▶︎ 1: True._ ▶︎ 2: Scandalous._ ▶︎ 3: Caught You Lo↔oking._
+[U] Addressing-only-the-3rd-statement: You-have-them-out-in-your-icon,-and-I-am-shorter-than-you. Button-your-shirt.
+[U] Have-you-considered-in-a-personal-fan-or-an-AC?
▶︎ I Considered It. Purchased One, Even._ ▶︎ The Bre↔eze Fe↔els Nice On My Chest Hairs._
+[U] I'm-going-to-rip-a-fistful-out-when-I-see-you.
▶︎ They're Never Going To Be Able To Identify My Body After That._
+[U] i'll-keep-the-chest-hairs-as-a-keepsake
▶︎ Does My Chest Make My Shirt Lo↔ok Big._
+[U] share.
▶︎ I'm Shy._ ▶︎ But Also The Point Of Reference Is My Chosen Display Image._
+[U] No-i-mean-give-me-some-of-your-tits,-take-out-the-fat-and-muscle-and-share.
+[U] :/-not-a-morsel-for-your-moirail?
+[U] nodding-my-head-like-i-get-it-of-course
+[U] @trypOut- Your-eyes... an-ocean... your-tits... also-an-ocean-
+[U] Ocean-too-salty.
+[U] I-dont-wanna-suck-on-your-tits.
+[U] Been-pretty-against-it-since-it-was-framed-as-such,-yeah.
+[U] I-feel-like-you-don't-love-me-Noiise.
+[U] This-late? Damn. Door's-unlocked.
▶︎ Would I Stil↔l Be Liked If One Lo↔oked To A Dark Hal↔l And In The Do↔orway You Simply Se↔e Al↔l Twelve (12) Of My Fingers Slowly Fal↔ling In Line On The Frame._ ▶︎ Low Mechanical Hum Overhead, By The Way._
+[U] As-if-you-already-don't-do-that-shit.
+[U] Creepin-in-the-fuckin-hallways.
+[U] depends-on-the-location.