Damien Lepure
@reverberateInvestigator
Detective Lepure | I'm just here to chill | <3 @trypOut | ooc: kingGreed
+[U] I-can-sit-on-my-matesprit's-lap-like-a-chair. I-won't. He'd-like-that-too-much.
+[U] Do-you-want-to-come-to-my-bonfire-at-work-and-toss-shit-into-the-fire? I-will-oblige-on-the-lap-chair-thing.
▶︎ Related To My Chit↔t From Yesternight._
+[U] holding-your-hand.
+[U] We-cleaned-out-the-rest-of-my-old-boss's-office. Completely-unrelated,-we're-having-a-bonfire-and-burning-shit.
▶︎ Fi↔i↔i↔i↔iyuh._
+[U] About-to-start-blasting-that-as-the-fire-gets-bigger.
+[U] rock-paper-scissors-gets-complicated-when-your-moirail-has-6-fingers.
+[U] My-matesprit-and-moirail-are-taller-than-me,-more-muscular-than-me,-and-have-bigger-chests-than-me. Lowkey-annoyed. :/
>> ડeemડ your opt¡onડ are to e¡ther get b¡gger or make them,, ડma11er..?
▶︎ My Apologies For Your Inclination Towards Those Predisposed To Having Large Pectorals._
+[U] I-am-not-getting-bigger-anytime-soon. I'm-undead-so-I-can't-really-change-any-physical-aspect-of-myself. I'd-feel-bad-asking-them-to-get-smaller.
+[U] Don't-ever-write-my-name-like-that-again. How-do-you-propose-we-fix-it?
Ⓧ More sustenance. Maybe from some other big bitches. And push-ups. Ⓧ
▶︎ Public Apology To My Moirail For Having Large Pectorals Adorned With Thick Salt-and-pep↔per Hair._
+[U] I'm-going-to-grab-a-fistful-of-chest-hair. And-rip-it-out.
▶︎ I Would Be Forced To Demonstrate The Fastest Reset You'l↔l Ever Se↔e In Your Life._
▶︎ They Hate When I Bring This Mug To The Of↔fice._
+[U] I-hate-this-mug.
+[U] I-kinda-wanna-move-in-the-middle-of-buttfuck-nowhere,-but-I-kinda-like-having-a-short-commute. And-sleeping-in.
▶︎ Deathblight Isn't That Bad Just Tough It Out._
+[U] It-is-if-people-die-when-they-are-killed.
+[U] damn-he-talks-more-than-i-do.
+[U] I-assume-it's-cause-you-live-in-evil-incarnate-wasteland.
▶︎ Wel↔l, I Wouldn't Say It's Evil._ ▶︎ But It Does Give Much To Com↔ment On._