♣ mediated by @reverberateInvestigator
▶︎ I Would Be Forced To Demonstrate The Fastest Reset You'l↔l Ever Se↔e In Your Life._
▶︎ Old ( Now Deceased ) Bos↔s Had Several Candid Photos Of Me. Strange Because I Was Only Here A Select Few Times._ ▶︎ Most Se↔em Focused On My Chest. Both In My Of↔fice, As Wel↔l As In The Inter↔rogation Ro↔oms Of Which I Sometimes Leave A Few But↔tons Undone. Depends On The Vibes._ ▶︎ I Should Not Be Flat↔tered By This, But My Pecs Lo↔ok Great. Go↔od That He Se↔emed To Have Taste. I Should Make These Into Photocards._ ▶︎ Freak._
▶︎ Was Requested (told) To Not Put Scarlet Rot In My Cof↔fe↔e Creamer Bot↔tle At Work To We↔ed Out Who The Thief Is. How Wil↔l I Continue With These Stringent Conditions. No Fre↔edom Of Expres↔sion._
oh shit, please gloat, i've always wanted to be someone's flex
▶︎ You Mean I Can't Wear This Like Some Badge Of Honor._ ▶︎ Gloat Around The Of↔fice A Bit._ ▶︎ Darn._
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you know what yeah ¡ could take you
PROVE 4T. GOLDY. >:)
¡ l¡ke that energy drop me a t¡me and locat¡on
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Ⓧ You saw my hands the whole time during the Uno rounds. Saw my ass during mario kart. ;^) Ⓧ
Ⓧ Yeah he's right you gotta be a lil moe with it. And nicies. Ⓧ
Ⓧ Kidnap a guy, stare at him while he makes goofy jokes about being kidnapped, kiss him at fake out knife point, ????, profit. That's what I did now I'm dating one. Ⓧ
Ⓧ I did cheat at marrio kart. Not Monopoly tho. Important distinction. I think we should talk about uno though because the meme I made about it is still funny. Ⓧ
Ⓧ Gonna try to slide that Monopoly thing in there all slick like you ain't get your ass beat in uno. Also I cheated at MARRIO KART... thank you. Ⓧ
Ⓧ I would have said yes but my situationship with a previous kidnappee is potentially serious. I'll put in a good word about you to my friends tho. Ⓧ
Ⓧ Ignore the dissenters. Kidnap to your heart's content. It builds character both ways. Ⓧ
Ⓧ Should I dress up as Miku for him? I'm bisexual now btw. Ⓧ
₍^. .^₎⟆ Please wa!t! You sSSset yourself up, the joke wasSSs r!ght there!!꠹
₍^. .^₎⟆ How deep !s !t go!n? ꠹
૮( um.... good...? for you...? )つ ₊⋆ ☾ ⋆⁺
Ⓧ Sometimes when you kidnap someone you learn things about yourself. I sure did. Learned a lot. Grew, even. Ⓧ
Ⓧ They hate me for my huge rack and fat ass. Maybe also the bodies in my basement but that's not what's important here. Ⓧ
Ⓧ I've been in your business way before this wym. We worked together. Ⓧ
Ⓧ What's this? An invitation. No, a demand I see? Ⓧ
The Power Of Fr|endsh|p. What A Revolt|ngly Effect|ve Ab|l|ty. Of Course |t Works, Hav|ng A Numer|cal Advantage |s One Of The Bas|c Tenets Of Warfare, But | Am Obv|ously Not Speak|ng Of That. | Refer To The |dea Of "f|ght|ng For Your Fr|ends". Just Th|nk|ng Of Someone, Somehow G|v|ng You Strength |s R|d|culous And |nsult|ng To The Sport Of Confl|ct. A True Duel|st Should Be Able To Garner Dr|ve |n All C|rcumstances. You Shouldn't Requ|re Your Fr|end To Have The Cold Steel Of A P|stol To The|r Forehead For You To Start Car|ng About W|nn|ng. Where |s Your Mot|vat|on?
Ⓧ I need to beat you in Uno like I did my detective friend. Ⓧ
Cërülëäns ärë thë göld blööds öf thë hïgh blööds. #më
Ⓧ Compliment a guy and he wants to block you. Fucked up. Ⓧ
hate when that happens
h/)w is this in any way neur/)tic? it’s a very n/)rmal behavi/)r. it’s n/)t like im making bad decisi/)ns with/)ut kn/)wing
0kay tsundere
Ⓧ Exercising my highblood privilege to say hashtag lactation rights. Go, my scarabs. Spread thy milk. Ⓧ
shame true shame. hate when that happens
Ⓧ If a rainbowdrinker bites someone on the chest. Hypothetically, does that count as a form of milking? Asking for a friend. It was close to the nipple but not right on it. Ⓧ
Happy pride m0nth t0 whatever th0se tw0 have g0ing 0n
If y0u didnt like him y0u w0u0dnt care
Ⓧ This reads crazy btw. But your ass is fat so you'll be aight. Ⓧ
Ⓧ You cannot beat me at uno. Ask @reverberateInvestigator . He tried. And FAILED. Many such cases as this. Ⓧ
Küll scörë wön btw #säd
Ï këëp tryïng tö shöw thë dämägë thëy'vë dönë büt nöw thëy'rë äddïng tö ït bÿ bëïng...whätëvër thëÿ ärë ündër mÿ pöst.
Thë rëäl cäüsälïtÿ. My nötïfïcätïöns.
Öh shït Ï stärtëd ä wär
Rëmëmbër whën thïs wäs jüst gönnä bë ä büsïnëss äccöünt?
Jüst bëcäüsë Ï'm fückïng äröünd döësn't mëän ÿöü shöüldn't hïrë më. Hïrë më. Ï lïkë mönëy.
Äm Ï jüst ä vëssël för whätëvër ïs wröng wïth yöü twö?
Dësërvëd ör nöt döësn't mättër. Whät mättërs ïs wïnnïng. Ï wïll mäkë sürë tö thïnk öf yöü whën Ï töüch my tëndër dïscölörëd flësh. Ïn ä nöt cärïng wäÿ öf cöürsë.
Wëll, yöü clëärly cärëd.
Thë sëcrët tö rägë bäïtïng ïs ïf yöü cärë yöü lösë.
Ïf ÿöü hätëd thät ÿöü cärëd änd Ï wïn.
Whën yöü cän stïll fëël hïs händ ön ÿöür fäcë. (ïts bëcäüsë ïts brüïsëd)
Fröm nöw ön rägë bäïtïng cösts 5. Ëvëryönë Ï'm älrëädÿ ännöyïng ïs grändfäthërëd ïn.
Ï cän't förgët thë cräft änd gët mönëy hüngry. Büt Ï cöüld üsë sömë cäsh sö.
Thën yöü bëttër gö cätch ït- Nö thïs ïsn't rïght. Why hürt whën Ï cän hëlp? Ÿöü cän stöp ït by püttïng sömë stëäks ïn ït.
Ïs yöür thërmäl hüll rünnïng?
Ärë yöü sürë? Ï'm rëällÿ gööd ät ït änd ït's rëällÿ fünny.
Whö wïll Ï cäüsë pröblëms för tödäy?
Ï'll bë mültïtäskïng cäüsë thïs shïp döësn't flÿ ïtsëlf. Thë äütöpïlöt ïs prëttÿ müch jüst för nävïgätïön.
Mörë öf yöü nëëdëd tö bë ännöyëd äs chïldrën.
Lüsüslëss bëhävïör.
Ït's ökäy. Ëvëryönë ëlsë knöws whät Ï mëän.
Ï dön't wänt tö böthër thëm sïncë thëÿ dëcïdëd tö cömë öüt öf thë wöödwörk. Büt Ï thïnk my pöïnts bëën mädë.
Thëy'rë süïcïdë bäïtïng ïn mÿ rëplïës.
Ä lëgïsläcërätör hätës tö sëë yöü cömïng.
Thänk ÿöü sö müch Ï förgöt my pärächütë ät mÿ hïvë.
Wëll, ät lëäst ït's whät thë hörny pëöplë wöüld wänt ïn thë ënd.
Ïf ëvëryönë's hörnÿ whö's flyïng thë plänë?
Näh Ï hävën't ëvën üsëd ä 13 lëttër wörd yët. Yöü cän't cäll ït cärïng ünlëss Ï'vë bröüght öüt ä 13 lëttër wörd.
Höw äböüt vëxïng?
Ïs ït rëällÿ? Bëïng äggrävätïng ïs fün. Änd yöü'rë än ëäsÿ tärgët.
Mäybë Ï shöüld löök för ä përmänënt äüspïstïcë. Ï rëälly lïkë tö pïss pëöplë öff büt Ï'm nöt löökïng för änythïng pïtch. Öf cöürsë thë jöb wöüld bë tö mëdïätë THËM Ï'm stïll göïng tö bë ä jërk.
Ï lïkë späcë Ï rëälly dö büt sömëtïmës ït's jüst ä cöüplë öf däÿs öf fückïng nöthïng tö sëë nö ländmärks nö wëïrdlÿ shäpëd ästëröïds jüst nöthïng änd ït süüücks.
Ï'll bë thë säfïëst.
Ï'vë dönë wäÿ wörsë änd pïlöt. Ï'm sö gööd ät ït.
Ï cän stïll gët mödërätëly fückëd üp jüst nöt ënöügh Ï cän't gët bëhïnd thë whëël. Thïng. Cöntröls. Ït's nöt rëälly ä whëël büt yöü gët ït.
Ï bäsïcälly pïckëd mÿ jöb änd Ï dö üsüälly lïkë ït büt fück. Späcë ïs ëmpty äs hëll sömëtïmës.
My jöb döësn't rëällÿ hävë rëgülär däÿs öff lïkë thät. Ï'm cürrëntly hürlïng thröügh späcë ät ä mïldly ïmprëssïvë spëëd för my wörk.
Ï wänt tö gët sö fückëd üp rïght nöw büt Ï nëëd tö bë äblë tö drïvë.
Sö trüë bëstïë.
My cürrënt jöb ïsn't ëvën ïllëgäl büt Ï bët ït'd pïss ä löt öf pëöplë öff.
Ï'm nöt göïng tö jüdgë whät önë pösts (yës ï äm) büt tö më hörnÿ pöstïng änd vïölëncë pöstïng rëäd thë ëxäct sämë.
Thërë's nö äntlër bëästs tö rün övër ïn späcë.
Ï üsëd ä löw blööd för ëmötïönäl läbör. Ï'm cürëd nöw.
Wörk för Hïrë: Cöürïër Sërvïcë - 300C për däÿ trävëlëd (Ëxträ fëës för xl cärgö) Cöürïër Sërvïcë Plüs - 700C për däÿ trävëlëd (Ëxträ fëës för xl cärgö) Hïtch ä rïdë - 250C për däÿ trävëlëd Hïtch ä rïdë Plüs - 550 për däy trävëlëd Fïndërs fëës - 350C-1.5kC Nëgötïätïng/Mëdïätïng - 150C + 50C för ëvëry fïght thät brëäks öüt thäts nöt my fäült Ïntrödücë ÿöü tö sömëönë nëw - Stärts ät 2kC Ïntrödücë yöü tö sömëönë spëcïfïc - Stärts ät 5kC
nöw thät büsïnëss ïs dönë tïmë gö tö bäck tö büllshïttïng
Nëw büsïnëss pröpösäl https://cdn.ïmgchëst.cöm/fïlës/76917508cbbë.png
Ï äïnt ëvën pöstëd tödäy
Mäkë thë bäd fönt thë dëfäült änd püt thë gööd fönt bëhïnd ä päywäll #cäpïtälïsm
Cän't ïmägïnë why yöü'd bë wörrïëd äböüt më. Ï'm ä sträïght shöötër änd ëvërÿönë lövës më. Büt Ï cän gët sträïght förwärd. Mäybë yöü nëëd ä dëcödër ör sömëthïng för thë rëst.
Sö yöü dëcïdëd thë främëwörk öf 4 römäncës dïdn't hävë ënöügh nüäncë Ökäy sö Ï göt möstly pïtïës änd mëdïätïöns rïght? Whät's thät mëän för më?
Whät nüäncë döës spämmïng ëxprëss?
Ÿëäh yöü shöüld chärgë.
Pëöplë wänt tö sëë thösë swëët swëët nümbërs gö üp. Ït's ä cömmödïty.
Thïs ïs bëtwëën yöü twö Ï'm nöt hërë tö stïflë ÿöür späm crëätïvïty.
Tëll hïm thät.
Ï jüst ënjöy bëïng äntägönïstïc ÿöü cän dö whätëvër yöü wänt. Ï wïll tëll thëm whät tö dö thöügh.
Thät's MŸ spämmër änd mäybë Ï dön't wänt tö shärë.
Whät's thë jöy öf äss thät cän't bëträÿ më???
Whät jöy ïs thërë ïn än äss stück ön thë scrëën?
Sömë öf ït's göttä bë sët äsïdë för rëïnvëstmënt. Whïch ïs möstlÿ füël. Ï dïd stöck üp ön mäny frïvölöüs ïtëms. Stïll löökïng för ä spöt tö gämblë thöügh.
Thïs ïs why thëy ïnvëntëd mönëy läündërïng.
Ï cämë ïntö sömë cäsh. Tïmë tö fïnd ä wäÿ tö bë fïnäncïälly ïrrëspönsïblë.
Thë tëäl. Ït gëts clösër.
Whÿ ïs ëvërythïng tëäl. Dïd Ï drïnk sömëthïng bäd.
Ï nëëd tö pöst mörë fünny shït sö thëy dön't wïn änd my kült stäys äbövë mÿ küll.
Ⓧ Yeah so anyway that motherfucker @reverberateInvestigator just sent me a picture of his YEEKS and he's fuckin lyin about bein flat back there. Ⓧ
Ⓧ You want to piss me off SO BAD. And your ass is fat enough. Ⓧ
>> ¡ don't know how ¡ fee1 about th¡ડ
Ⓧ Okay well I'm not. I just wanna know how it feels. Since I already know what you taste like. Ⓧ
Ⓧ I should bite you on your chest next time. See how it feels. Ⓧ
Ⓧ Just practicin lyin tonight. You're lucky I'm on the clock, DAMIEN. Ⓧ
Ⓧ He's mad because he wants a taste. A nibble. I might let him if he just asked all nicies. Ⓧ
Ⓧ No I'd come over there and WE (yes we) are going the fuck to sleep. Ⓧ
Ⓧ Can you go to sleep before I put you to sleep myself. Ⓧ
Ⓧ ???? Aren't you supposed to be in bed? Also I don't think I've said anything THAT gay. Ⓧ
Ⓧ Think about a better strategy in backgammon for next time. 😏 Ⓧ
Ⓧ Hiking you over my shoulder was quite fun. Would do it again. Ⓧ
Nö <3
even better
Ⓧ His blood I meant. His fucking blood. Goddamnit. Ⓧ
Ⓧ He's still alive btw. Or undead. Whatever. Ⓧ
Ⓧ Figurin that out tbh. I'm impulsive. Ⓧ
Döës thïs mëän Ï cän tälk tö ÿöü ägäïn? https://cdn.ïmgchëst.cöm/fïlës/5905ä74937b7.png @rëvërbërätëÏnvëstïgätör
Ï göt sömë nëw trävël cömpänïöns :)
Änyönë whö wänts tö MËËT mÿ nëw trävël cömpänïöns. Hmü.
Ït's grëät tö öncë ägäïn hävë trölls tö dö drügs ïn thë bäck öf my shïp wïth.
Ï hävë cönsïdërëd mäkïng ä pöst äböüt my rätës büt ïf yöü hävë tö äsk....
Nëvër qüëstïön mÿ cömmïtmënt tö ä bït.
Ⓧ @reverberateInvestigator asks, or rather states: "+[U] Nothing-to-ask-just-wanted-to-be-the-first-in-your-inbox." Great. Thank you very much Damien. By the way, do you still work at the same location? @controversialMilk asked: ">> How haડ your n¡ght been go¡ng, No¡¡ડe? :))" Quite well. Surprised to see an old acquaintance join, stiff as his ass is. I'm going to be dealing with him shortly. Also hi Himero. Ⓧ v Ⓧ Anonymous asked: "What are the stitches for?" They are scars. Some self-made, some inflicted. Some a bit of both. I got a few when I was younger and more active in my old church. Might make more. Who knows. Some say the ones on my fingers feel nice on their skin. #selfharm #self-harm #nsfw ((ooc note: I will make a better pic showing how they actually look eventually™ )) Another anon: "favorite color" I like all of them. The more saturated the better. Not too much of a fan of white. Ⓧ
Prömïsë? :)
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