Damien Lepure
@reverberateInvestigator
Detective Lepure | I'm just here to chill | <3 @trypOut | ooc: kingGreed
+[U] We-cleaned-out-the-rest-of-my-old-boss's-office. Completely-unrelated,-we're-having-a-bonfire-and-burning-shit.
▶︎ Fi↔i↔i↔i↔iyuh._
+[U] About-to-start-blasting-that-as-the-fire-gets-bigger.
+[U] I-can-sit-on-my-matesprit's-lap-like-a-chair. I-won't. He'd-like-that-too-much.
+[U] Do-you-want-to-come-to-my-bonfire-at-work-and-toss-shit-into-the-fire? I-will-oblige-on-the-lap-chair-thing.
+[U] rock-paper-scissors-gets-complicated-when-your-moirail-has-6-fingers.
+[U] My-matesprit-and-moirail-are-taller-than-me,-more-muscular-than-me,-and-have-bigger-chests-than-me. Lowkey-annoyed. :/
▶︎ My Apologies For Your Inclination Towards Those Predisposed To Having Large Pectorals._
+[U] I-am-not-getting-bigger-anytime-soon. I'm-undead-so-I-can't-really-change-any-physical-aspect-of-myself. I'd-feel-bad-asking-them-to-get-smaller.
+[U] Don't-ever-write-my-name-like-that-again. How-do-you-propose-we-fix-it?
Ⓧ More sustenance. Maybe from some other big bitches. And push-ups. Ⓧ
+[U] I-kinda-wanna-move-in-the-middle-of-buttfuck-nowhere,-but-I-kinda-like-having-a-short-commute. And-sleeping-in.
+[U] damn-he-talks-more-than-i-do.
+[U] I-assume-it's-cause-you-live-in-evil-incarnate-wasteland.
▶︎ Wel↔l, I Wouldn't Say It's Evil._ ▶︎ But It Does Give Much To Com↔ment On._
+[U] The-agency-reopened-for-regular-operating-hours. Immediately-flooded-with-cases. Ah. Sigh. Yeah.
+[U] i-need-a-specific-badge. 2 badges. gonna-learn-how-to-draw.
+[U] Someone-used-my-coffee-creamer,-and-they-are-in-for-a-rude-awakening-when-they-find-out-that-there-is-no-creamer-in-that-container
၄⋆၃ this is terrifying and bone xhilling keep up the great work
+[U] Going-through-the-previous-boss's-things-and-finding-loads-of-weird-shit. 😬
▶︎ With Gloves, I Hope._ ▶︎ Not For Wor↔ry Of Tampering, But For Sanitary Reasons._ ▶︎ He Se↔emed The Type To Have Pages Stuck Together._
+[U] Yeah,-I'm-wearing-gloves. Oh-yeah-absolutely. I've-been-sanitizing-the-office.
+[U] Starting-this-week,-I'll-have-my-own-detective-agency-:/ Boss-got-murdered,-and-I-don't-wanna-deal-with-another-purpleblood. No-offense-to-any-purplebloods.
Ⓧ It's okay you can say I'm one of the good ones. Ⓧ
+[U] Everyone-wants-to-date-someone-taller-than-they-are. I'd-have-settled-for-someone-shorter. I-don't-like-being-picked-up,-but-it's-what-I-signed-up-for,-I-fucking-guess.
Ⓧ You told me to stop bending down to you! Now I gotta crane my neck over my chest. Ⓧ
+[U] Not-gonna-lie,-I-forgot-I-said-that,-but-true,-your-chest-is-hard-to-see-past.
+[U] Legally,-I-don't-support-anyones-wrongs. Spiritually,-I-do-support-your-wrongs.
+[U] i-support-women's-rights-(this-is-about-a-pet-roach)
+[U] Posting-this,-but-know-I-am-talking-about-Noiise.
+[U] I'm-not-immune-to-big-woman-big-tits. :(
is anyone? (who's attracted to women)
+[U] i-am-immune-(i-am-gay)-but-i-wanted-to-support-the-wlws-of-course-(wlw-🤝-mlm)
+[U] I'm-not-immune-to-big-men-big-tits. :(
its SPREADING like a fire in a barnyard, bro! you caught it. i caught it. EVERYONE caught it!
+[U] Mind-you,-I-never-framed-this-as-milking,-you-you're-just-like-that.
+[U] I-won't-open-an-AMA-because- 1.)-I-don't-get-interactions-(or-rather,-rarely.) 2.)-I'm-not-interesting. 3.)-Noiise-would-be-all-up-in-it,-and-I-can't-have-that.
+[U] #onrepeat .intoodeep---Dead-Poet-Society
+[U] I-have-an-announcement. My-right-nipple-itches-a-lil-bit. Thank-you-for-listening.
[HOLY $HIT WILL THE E#ONOMY $TILL BE THE $AME AFTER THI$ WHAT WILL I DO WITH MY KELDAM #AEGAR$]
+[U] thank-you,-that-means-a-lot-in-these-trying-and-very-itchy-times.