Aleita Prisyl
@rhapsodicReverie
Dancer, Quadrant Specialist
• Times like this make me once again feel incredibly grateful for Mr• Abrams' presence in my life • • Quite frankly, without his support, I'd still be trapped in an awful "relationship" with an awful man who would have rather culled me than treat me with care • • And thanks to Denara, I get to help other trolls like me now too• Life genuinely could not be better •
Anything For You, Darling 💖 I'll Rip Off Any Man's Hands For You Any Time You Ask.
• I don't believe in solving someone else's problems for them but I do believe I could convince Denara to put me in touch with some of his less••• savory clients • • We could very easily deal with this quite permanently• So that's on offer •
• I would start support group for all the beautiful girlies (gender neutral) with shit stain exes but I fear I would end up with half of chittr •
I was th3- shitstain 3-x #div3-rsity (I'm b3-tt3-r now. I hop3-) ((I know this is a jok3- post but hon3-stly I think som3- p3-opl3- would g3-nuin3-ly b3-n3-fit)) (((I wouldn't b3- th3-r3- obviously I know b3-tt3-r than that)))
• I'm glad you're self aware enough to apologize for your presence here • • In any case, it was only half a joke • • Unfortunately, I am only one person, and the volume of people such a group would have would be stupendously overwhelming • • But a small group I could handle • •
• Ugh • • Some trolls are just so damn exhausting, it really is a wonder their quadmates haven't killed them yet • •
• Sort of? People come to me for advice• I tend to send them to quadrant therapists if they need it• •
• Mm• That is up to them, I'm afraid! Not everyone is so willing to heed my advice • • Especially bullheaded highbloods who don't like being told they're wrong• But this is why I take my appointments in a violet-run club •
• I just think it's worth noting that the quantity of ones relationships =/= the quality • • I had an appointment with a gentleman earlier this evening who insisted the issues with his multiple matesprits were specific to them and not at all related to his own behaviors, because clearly because he had so many relationships he was a paragon of purepushered red romance• It totally had nothing to do with having the excuse to have oodles of sex whenever he wanted whilst ignoring the actual needs of his partners• Naturally •
• It is frankly unbelievable how one-dimensional some of you see the complex nature of our quadrant system as• Is this why so many of you struggle with making your relationships work? with making your friendships work? • • You find someone attractive and annoying and therefore you MUST be in true pitch? You want to help your friends with their hardships, or you feel protective of them, therefore you MUST be in pale? You want your friends to stop fighting, so suddenly your ash? • • Don't be fucking absurd •
• I should take time to make a chittr-specific quadrant advice form• Just for fun• My actual services are paid and in-person only •
OOC Post for Pinned! This is Aleita! They're an exotic dancer in @patronizingEuphemism's club, and a part-time quadrants specialist on the side, an endeavor Denara encourages wholeheartedly, even letting them take appointments in the club on the weeknights. They're a revitalization of an old muse i've had in the box for literally years so bear with me while I get back into character! https://i.ibb.co/GQq2YLr7/IMG-7228.jpg
• Say it with me girlies • • Red romance is growing love for the other • • Pale romance is growing love for the self • • Ash romance is improvement of relationships through the other • • Black romance is improvement of the self through the other • • Literally this shit isn't hard, we're all adults, how have we not gotten this yet• You'd think we were all still 6 or something •