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B:00~ < *ac drools excitedly on their way ofur*
@aventurineCopycat @gallowsCounselor @rubyredBarking @tipsyGlamour yummy food: created. today's meal is TORTILLA SOUP! grab a bunch of chips, some lime juice if you want, and enjoy a big bowl of yummy veggies and chicken and delicious broth. Ruby, there's a separate smaller pot next to the big one. that one is has slightly different ingredients for ya! :D
<<"woagh">>
absolutely gorgeous puppy dog, such a good girl you are!
i can't disappoint )(er though
okay i'm just gonna watch the stars for a while night https://i.postimg.cc/7lzy75nn/screenshot-20260612-013813.png
IM ONLY GOING TOO SAY THIS ONCE AS I HAVE A WRIGGLING DAY PARTY TO GET READY FOR. HAPPY WRIGGLING DAY TO ALL OTHER FUCKERS WHO HAPPEN TO SHARE THIS DAY WITH ME. I HOPE YOUR SLEEP CYCLE DOESNT SUCK, YOU FIND AT LEAST A LITTLE HAPPINESS IN THIS DAY, AND THAT YOU... ACTUALLY GET NOTICED FOR HOW GOOD OF A BEING YOU ARE. THATS IT. THATS ALL IM SAYING ON THIS STUPID MATTER.
c< lOud ass recHitt >c
hehehe!
ruby, ruby, ruby, ruby and do you, do you, do you, do you knowv wvhat youre doing, doing to me? ruby, ruby, ruby, ruby #lyricsposting
Ultimate Dirk is like my albino child I randomly gave birth to in a pre-historic aracial village during Pangea. My early human brain thought he was demonic because of his albinism so I wrapped him in a non geological specific leaf and left him in a cave miles away from the village.
jacket
lunch time! @gallowsCounselor bigass teriyaki chicken bowls with fries and rice. i made sure to char yours a little extra terezi. @rubyredBarking come eat! or dont if you're not hungry yet.
breakfast! late due to absolutely nothing impolite involving my partners. i made french toast with an orange cream cheese sauce and bacon! @rubyredBarking @aventurineCopycat @tipsyGlamour also sending some for you and yours @tipsyGlamour
I͇ w͇o͇u͇l͇d͇ e͇n͇t͇e͇r͇t͇a͇i͇n͇ t͇h͇e͇ p͇o͇s͇s͇i͇b͇i͇l͇i͇t͇y͇ y͇o͇u͇ a͇r͇e͇ m͇e͇r͇e͇l͇y͇ h͇e͇a͇r͇i͇n͇g͇ t͇h͇i͇n͇g͇s͇. O͇v͇e͇r͇h͇e͇a͇r͇i͇n͇g͇ t͇h͇e͇m͇, e͇v͇e͇n͇. O͇u͇r͇ w͇h͇i͇s͇p͇e͇r͇i͇n͇g͇ m͇u͇r͇m͇u͇r͇s͇ c͇o͇u͇l͇d͇ s͇h͇a͇t͇t͇e͇r͇ t͇e͇c͇t͇o͇n͇i͇c͇ p͇l͇a͇t͇e͇s͇, m͇a͇k͇e͇ m͇o͇u͇n͇t͇a͇i͇n͇s͇ i͇n͇t͇o͇ r͇a͇v͇e͇n͇o͇u͇s͇l͇y͇ r͇a͇z͇e͇d͇ r͇a͇v͇i͇n͇e͇s͇. T͇h͇e͇ o͇n͇l͇y͇ t͇h͇i͇n͇g͇ w͇e͇ h͇a͇v͇e͇ t͇o͇ s͇a͇y͇ t͇o͇ y͇o͇u͇, R͇u͇b͇y͇. I͇s͇ h͇o͇w͇ m͇u͇c͇h͇ y͇o͇u͇ a͇r͇e͇ l͇o͇v͇e͇d͇. A͇n͇d͇ n͇o͇t͇ o͇n͇l͇y͇ b͇y͇ u͇s͇. A͇n͇d͇ l͇o͇v͇e͇. S͇h͇o͇u͇l͇d͇ n͇e͇v͇e͇r͇ b͇e͇ a͇ w͇h͇i͇s͇p͇e͇r͇ o͇n͇l͇y͇. S͇o͇ c͇a͇r͇e͇l͇e͇s͇s͇.
you are a miracle, a joy, a wonder, ruby. you are worthy of love and care.
I dont think youve done much to deserve what youve been through I think
i think youre good arf!!
omg you look soooo cute sis 8)
I have to ask in earnest. What's up with all these hate accounts? Can't you see we already have oodles of them? The bit has ran its course, and the only respectable account that deals in hate is @turingTranscendence.
B33 < lmk if you n33d anything
i keep thinking that hes ALMOST there if he just stopped like 75% of the way through one of his little lectures, hed be so much more bearable ._. #vagueposting
<<"chilling is nice... especially with someone nice to chill with!">>
i am so desperate for any bit of interaction. everyone around me has like vanished or something. dave's offline and my dad's out and about. also these tacos totally suck ass oh man. :(
i should get a dog
going shopping / i need to expand my cassette collection / or i will drop dead / i love cassettes
yuuum
I do not think you should be eating that. however. https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/356/290/fea.png
Ah yes my friend group that includes the child of a cannibalistic serial killer, an ex cultist, the two that spent a week trying to bootleg HRT, a bunch of mutated aliens, the two that lived on get fucked islands, and the relatively normal one. #horror (implied)
https://open.spotify.com/track/6WpZwkzyjINc6wDghg8Gzv #nsfw
@grimbarkGuardian Hello, it would seem your alternate daughter has news for you.
𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) When everyone is ready to fight, being gentle is the true strength ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹
<<"o-oh, um, hi! i-it's been a bit... a-and, um, y-yes, absolutely, n-not even a question... e-even though you probably already expected that...">>
For those wondering: I am a single dad. I also am attracted to any and all genders.
I mean we haven't talked super much so. We can get there.
1f 1 st4rt3d cry1ng wh1l3 w3 w3r3 fuck1ng, would you fuck m3 h4rd3r?? >8] th1s 1s tot4lly 4 r3qu3st. #nsfw
wh3n you w4nt to s4y som3th1ng #nsfw 4s h3ll but 1ts so fr34k1ng d34d 1n th3 n1ght. 4ctu4lly wh3n h4s th4t 3v3r stopp3d m3...
Yeah alright I'm basic eno(_)gh to repost this for attention. https://file.garden/adJRc6HbeHbt7Y(_)I/dark%20grip.png #nsfw
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:33< then MEOW!!!
everday i wake up and get my ego boosted. my sense of self is iron fucking clad.
Snack.
<<"f-fair enough... i-i still don't know how people manage to be confident enough to post stuff like that...">>
<<"y-yeah! that's the one!">>
if anything else i'll learn something new.
in y0ur w0rdz: turm0i1 1eft t0 fezter
hell yeah.
<<"not exactly sure, i just woke up... b-but just before i went to sleep, things were pretty crazy...">>
A lot of Striders are gay. Shocking, I know.
theyre calling me best cat girl of the year?
I almost donked Dirk in the head with a wrench. Had a heart attack. Almost shed a tear of panic. He looks very amused. Lil man, I almost donked you with the full force of a wrench toss.
I wonder when my Jake is going to get back from the war.
xefros run / run for the hills / if kalian said you shouldn't have weed / for your own sake / you probably shouldn't be bulge posting #nsfw
:33< n33d!!! :33< who said that huh???
:33< fun fact :33< my bulge has bumps on it nyat that i furking mewse it that meowch :33< NYAT barbs like a meowbeasts but bumps! :33< #nsfw
<<"w-wow...">>
new chittr name. fuck you
This takes me back over a decade. Into the far-flung distant reaches of 20XX. Slay utterly unapologetically and literally. Should I find similar outfits in the darkest recesses of my ancient wardrobe, consider them yours, in dark and conspiratorial hand-me-downs. I am almost certain I own exactly that crop-top.
tHAT'S A FUN OUTFIT, yOU LOOK SO COOL AND UMM, oN FLEEK,
ya downrig)(t cooked, bitc)(
ayyyyy!
BASK IN MY RADIANCE! (Anyone who gets that reference without googling/goregling gets a free cookie) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/20d61556f421.png
i feel like you'd look kickass with a leather jacket. though that'd need stuff to go with it?
https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/IJQU4IyX2TEgU_6M83H2fb-vnYt7hjeo-WzZfD5XGKQ/https/media.tenor.com/DAW7QpW9thAAAAPo/bunny-ears.mp4
Did I sleep through the bulge-rating?
Whos going to tell Rose?
if you can survive smas)(in uranium as a fles)(y )(uman wit)(out succumbin to radiation sickness or cancer im makin you an )(onorary troll
rose and dave are going around doing what they call their "signature sibling prank" where they punch random people in the stomach
<<"i, um, i guess, b-but, um, in that case, it's still my opinion that hurting people's feelings isn't nice...">>
damn, i wis)( i was your lusii. t)(is is )(ow t)(e kids s)(ould be.
Excuse me folks im going to be busy hating stuff
Aren't you quite literally the reason for Jane Crocker's prominence to begin with? This is like Hitler nudging someone on their post about how much of an unmitigated asswipe Mussolini is to the Italian people. "You should poke me back on FaceBook, Bürgerin Ruby. That would be wise."
Can and will post bail for you.
I've never been more proud in my life. I need a kerchief. Or some manner of fibrous material not already being frogged or appropriated into another knitted work. This is like watching someone's first molotov cocktail ignited along the saturated whisk before colliding into one thousand fragments of improvised incendiary intensity. Please. Please never change. Never grow out of this.
i like your style 38) fuck em do whatever u want
well. i'm awake a6ain. not really the ei6ht hours i was hopin' for, but what Can ya do?
ALWAYS WELCOME. IN THE CAVERNS. FRIEN.
I havve successfully brought all of the little wrigglers sandwiches and Kruelty Fried Cluckbeast ⟡ ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂)⸝♡ @cosmicHorror #grubs #kfc #grubbiesarethebest ( https://f2 ⚜toyhou ⚜se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/118954226_VVLa8TCIDBgGRaRl ⚜png )
☭ If only someone wrote about everybody being equal or something ☭