Pathetic Sad Little Thing (Willow)
@sadPatheticthing
Hi! I'm Willow! Wanna be my friend? she/her
Oh! Hello! I have signal again! Hi how is everyone?
Yep! Supervisor has been working hard getting the new cave set up. They were really worried about getting connected back to the splinternet because "socialization has proven to be vital to fully realizing my vision" whatever that means. How are you Sir Mind Goblin?
~I've been cO~nducting all sO~rts O~f nefari~Ous evil pl~Ots. Hey what happened t~O y~Our name anyways didnt y~Ou change it. Uhh. Dummy idi~Ot~
Oh I wasn't sure if Supervisor would get mad if I got rid of it, so I just put my new name in brackets! What kind of plots did you conduct? :o
~Ahh, didn't click O~n y~Our pr~Ofile tO~ see. Well, I kicked seven puppies, stO~le eighty-three lO~llip~Ops fr~Om wigglers, and c~Ommitted insurance fraud~
~Mwahahaha. G~O ~On, gimme y~Our best evil laugh kid~
Ehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhe
~Eh, we'll wO~rksh~Op it~
If it helps, it was meant to be like, a secretive plotter laugh. Like I've been poisoning a king under the guise of medicine?
I Took A Nap And I Woke Up With A Panache, Then I Realized It's Because I Haven't Had Enough Water. This Is Easily Fixed. Then I Remembered I Put A Monster In The Freezer. Three Hours Ago. #fear
What kind of monster? I think that zombies wouldn't like a freezer but ghosts would probably be fine.
An Energy Drink, Sweet One. It's Likely To Explode Out Of The Can If Frozen Too Long.
Now that enough time has passed can we all finally agree that dress was clearly blue and black.
Hey uh is "S" good or bad on a tier list?
I was grown in a vat, that's what Supervisor says.
... Hm. You would think that. Most of them are dead. I'm the 68th. I'm travelling with the 76th right now, my younger 'brother'. Well. I say most of them are dead but I still think 67th and 69th are still around. I'll see to putting them down soon enough.
They're both very annoying about their designations. But we're cloned for merc work, sometimes for competing mercenary companies. It's only natural that we fight one another.
Ohh that sounds really hard. I don't think I'd be able to do all that... I'm sorry you have to.
It's okay, I'm my own person now. I really hope the conditions of which you were brought into this life are better than the NKs, at least. If not, trust that i'll be there to make life better
I don't think I have it all that bad, Supervisor keeps me safe because most people don't like my blood.
Mean nothing personal by it, had to recently put down my former handler for being a bitch. But hey if you're treating her nice, all the better.
You know I don't even like the name "Winton" but what are you going to do?
~Change it tO~ LO~SEtO~n O~r t~O whatever else y~Ou want tbh yO~u can just be Cruel Justice kid ~Or whatever~
Is changing your name really allowed Sir Mind Goblin?
~Yeah it can be whatever it's yO~ur name~
you can change your name. nevwer too late.