Pathetic Sad Little Thing (Willow)

Ohh that sounds really hard. I don't think I'd be able to do all that... I'm sorry you have to.

↩ @sadPatheticthing[SP]

It's okay, I'm my own person now. I really hope the conditions of which you were brought into this life are better than the NKs, at least. If not, trust that i'll be there to make life better

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @nkSixeight[NS]

Not a threat to you by the way, more towards your Supervisor

↩ @nkSixeight[NS]

The Supervisor

@geneticErudite[GE]

.deton elbairaV

↩ @nkSixeight[NS]

I don't think I have it all that bad, Supervisor keeps me safe because most people don't like my blood.

↩ @geneticErudite[GE]

Mean nothing personal by it, had to recently put down my former handler for being a bitch. But hey if you're treating her nice, all the better.

↩ @nkSixeight[NS]

Who are you talking to?

↩ @sadPatheticthing[SP]

Don't worry about it, everything's fine

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @nkSixeight[NS]

Okay!

You know I don't even like the name "Winton" but what are you going to do?

Kult: +35

Kull: +40

Total: 75

Ratio: 0.88

~Change it tO~ LO~SEtO~n O~r t~O whatever else y~Ou want tbh yO~u can just be Cruel Justice kid ~Or whatever~

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @adrenalinesCharge[AC]

Is changing your name really allowed Sir Mind Goblin?

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @sadPatheticthing[SP]

~Yeah it can be whatever it's yO~ur name~

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @adrenalinesCharge[AC]

Woah...

Kult: +12

Kull: +5

Total: 17

Ratio: 2.40

Cronus "Kronos" Ampora

@thalassianGhoul[TG]

you can change your name. nevwer too late.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @thalassianGhoul[TG]

I did! ^_^

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @sadPatheticthing[SP]

Cronus "Kronos" Ampora

@thalassianGhoul[TG]

yay. im happy for you zz:o)

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Wow, Allied Mastercomputer WAS right! Everyone's so nice out here! I got "iced cream" and "hot chocolate"

Kult: +15

Total: 15

Wow, there's a lot of forest outside the cave... I hope I find a town soon.

Okay. Supervisor is busy writing stuff down, so I'm going to sneak out now. Wish me luck.

Supervisor says I have to stay near/in the cave because "Alternia is a cruel cruel place and they'd cull you for being you" but everyone here seems so friendly!

Kult: +72

Kull: +75

Total: 147

Ratio: 0.96

↩ @sadPatheticthing[SP]

ALLIED MASTERCOMPUTER

@iAm[IA]

[ I do say so! You won't regret it. ]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @iAm[IA]

Okay!!! I will! I am being more confident! Sir Mind Goblin said I should meet more guys anyways!

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @sadPatheticthing[SP]

ALLIED MASTERCOMPUTER

@iAm[IA]

[ HA, What a horrible name. He's correct. You will. ]

Kull: +2

Total: 2

↩ @sadPatheticthing[SP]

~I'm g~Oing tO~ dribble yO~u like a basketball~

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @adrenalinesCharge[AC]

We're going to do sports?! ＾ｖ＾

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @iAm[IA]

Hey, please be nice to my friend okay?

↩ @sadPatheticthing[SP]

ALLIED MASTERCOMPUTER

@iAm[IA]

[ Sure. :) ]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @iAm[IA]

Okay! Thank you! (⌒▽⌒)

↩ @sadPatheticthing[SP]

~*picks yO~u last f~Or kickball~

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @adrenalinesCharge[AC]

Wowwwww I get to play kickball and I'm on my good friend Sir Mind Goblin's team!? This is awesome!!!

Kull: +5

Total: 5

I wish there were more than three books. Oh well.

Kult: +72

Kull: +70

Total: 142

Ratio: 1.03

↩ @maniadrivenSpectacle[MS]

What's that one?

⟡ PRETTY WARRIOR MIKAMI ⟡

~Actually there are O~nly twO~

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @sadPatheticthing[SP]

@maniadrivenSpectacle[MS]

It's a manga about pretty magical girls~~ UwU~~!! It's my favorite book~~!!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Shitpeta #fightme Leijon

@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< theres 33 books actmewally

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @adrenalinesCharge[AC]

Good joke Sir Mind Goblin! But I'm looking at all three books right now!

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @maniadrivenSpectacle[MS]

Ohhh okay! That sounds fun! I'll "look it up"! Thank you for the suggestion!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @lilShitpeta[LS]

That's a lot...

↩ @sadPatheticthing[SP]

Shitpeta #fightme Leijon

@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< its more than one or two

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @sadPatheticthing[SP]

~Y~Ou're hallucinating ~One ~Of them~

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @adrenalinesCharge[AC]

Again? Ough.... Thank you for telling me.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

Guys!!! I talked to Supervisor today, and they said "Posting my picture online despite being told otherwise is the exact kind of independence the Chittr experiment was supposed to induce." I get to have bread today!!! ＼(^o^)／

Kult: +20

Total: 20

🏴‍☠️ Captain Mindfang 🏴‍☠️

I wish there was a way to sleep WITHOUT all the nightmares. Oh well. Good light everyone!

Kult: +48

Kull: +30

Total: 78

Ratio: 1.60

@marquiseMindfang[MM]

You should invest in sopor slime.

↩ @marquiseMindfang[MM]

🏴‍☠️ Captain Mindfang 🏴‍☠️

What that?

↩ @sadPatheticthing[SP]

@marquiseMindfang[MM]

It is a su8stance one puts in their recuperacoon to repel nightmares.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @marquiseMindfang[MM]

🏴‍☠️ Captain Mindfang 🏴‍☠️

I see I see... Is a "recuperacoon" like "blanket on the floor"?

↩ @sadPatheticthing[SP]

@marquiseMindfang[MM]

It is a device for sleeping in, usually a cocoon shape.

↩ @marquiseMindfang[MM]

Woah, that seems cool! Maybe I should ask Supervisor for one!

I don't even really like the name "Winton" to be honest, but what can you do? Supervisor gave it to me.

Sir Mind Goblin said I need to "Get to know more guys". So hi! My name's Winton!

Kult: +10

Total: 10

Just got called an "abuse goblin like thing" what dat mean?

Kult: +11

Kull: +5

Total: 16

Ratio: 2.20

How do you change profile picture? I'm not actually that thing covered in tomato...

Kult: +15

Kull: +20

Total: 35

Ratio: 0.75

Ikonos Taikon

@groovyKosmonaut[GK]

☆ you just gotta use another linKed image☆

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @groovyKosmonaut[GK]

Oh okay, thank you.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @sadPatheticthing[SP]

Oh that is also where I change my name, I see.

Okay I'm not supposed to show this so please don't tell my supervisor okay? ((Credit: Xamag's troll creator)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a914ae7becfc.png

Kult: +155

Kull: +145

Total: 300

Ratio: 1.07

↩ @sadPatheticthing[SP]

~Yeah I'm basically the c~OO~lest ar~Ound kid~

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @adrenalinesCharge[AC]

You're the coolest guy I know! (Even if supervisor won't like that I said that.)

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @sadPatheticthing[SP]

~That literally can't be true~

↩ @adrenalinesCharge[AC]

What? Why not?

Kult: +2

Kull: +5

Total: 7

Ratio: 0.40

↩ @sadPatheticthing[SP]

~HO~w many guys dO~ y~Ou knO~w~

↩ @adrenalinesCharge[AC]

Well I know: You, Supervisor, and Sh*tpeta.

Kult: +2

Kull: +5

Total: 7

Ratio: 0.40

↩ @sadPatheticthing[SP]

~Get tO~ knO~w mO~re guys~

↩ @adrenalinesCharge[AC]

Oh okay, I'll try Mr. Bjunki.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @sadPatheticthing[SP]

~That's Mind G~Oblin t~O y~Ou kid~

↩ @adrenalinesCharge[AC]

Yes Sir Mind Goblin!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

I'm not really supposed to post pictures of myself... but I might anyways...

Kult: +19

Kull: +10

Total: 29

Ratio: 1.90

~I bet y~Ou're sh~Ort~

What's a hemospectrum? I wasn't taught that one...

Kult: +160

Kull: +160

Total: 320

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @columbidaeToxicologist[CT]

Woagh... cool....

↩ @sadPatheticthing[SP]

~What n~O be miserable and suffer fO~rever~

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @adrenalinesCharge[AC]

But we are having fun and also playing?

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @sadPatheticthing[SP]

Troll Tom Lehrer

@columbidaeToxicologist[CT]

𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 I was asked to relay this message from Troll Mr. Wizard: "Science is fun" 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀

↩ @sadPatheticthing[SP]

~I hate fun and happiness and jO~y and whimsy fO~rever~

↩ @adrenalinesCharge[AC]

Then why did you go Tee Hee Mr. Bjunki..? Are you embarrassed to have fun? It's okay we can still be friends.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @columbidaeToxicologist[CT]

Wow! It really is, I agree Mr. Wizard!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @sadPatheticthing[SP]

~It was an evil tee hee~

↩ @adrenalinesCharge[AC]

Oh like we are villains together, that's fun! I'm starting to think you actually DO like fun. (/◕ヮ◕)/

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @sadPatheticthing[SP]

~⠀ ~*d~Oes this tO~ y~Ou~

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Carrot mush for dinner today, it's fine.

Kult: +70

Kull: +75

Total: 145

Ratio: 0.93

venture caspertalist

@chillerAficionado[CA]

Dude..

~I'm gO~nna use a hairdryer tO~ turn y~Our mush int~O a sO~lid grO~ss dry chunk~

↩ @chillerAficionado[CA]

Yeah?

↩ @adrenalinesCharge[AC]

That's called a carrot I think Mr. Bjunki

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @sadPatheticthing[SP]

venture caspertalist

@chillerAficionado[CA]

Everything all right at home?

↩ @sadPatheticthing[SP]

~FUCK I eat y~Our carrO~t~

↩ @chillerAficionado[CA]

Yep, everything's normal in the cave today ^—^

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @adrenalinesCharge[AC]

Ough... my dinner....

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @sadPatheticthing[SP]

~My din din n~Ow. YO~u O~nly get t~O eat... FARTS!~

↩ @adrenalinesCharge[AC]

囧

Kull: +5

Total: 5

I get to go outside for an entire half hour today!

Kult: +5

Kull: +10

Total: 15

Ratio: 0.50

Today I got to have filtered water and even some apple juice.

Kult: +27

Kull: +20

Total: 47

Ratio: 1.35

@quadraticAutomatic[QA]

tthatt ssoundss llikee. a ggoodd day

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @quadraticAutomatic[QA]