MULEON ASINUS
@saddledAsymmetry
HEE HEE HAW HAW HAW (The lusus of Sumish Asinus, professional transport carrier and father, Live Laugh HAW)
!!! HEE HAW !!!
>:=D HEE-HEE-HAW. <3 (I LOVE mY BOY EVERY dAY.) -H-TTPS://FILE.GARdEN/ACNR-H-R7TQBYOmWd4/PUREGRUBBY.PNG
8est thing I've seen all night
☘︎H. MY. G☘︎G?????? WHAT A CUTIEPAT☘︎☘︎☘︎☘︎☘︎TIE!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I believe it!!! was his cheeks super pinchable??? i kn☘︎w thats hard t☘︎ d☘︎ with h☘︎☘︎ves but I G☘︎TTA kn☘︎w!!
>:=D HEE-HAW-HAW. HEE-HAW. (YEA-H-, I S-H-OULd'VE TOLd mY YOUNG INEXPERIENCEd SELF TO NOT PINC-H- -H-IS GRUB. BECAUSE I ACCIdENTLY PUNC-H-Ed -H-Im, -H-E WAS CRYING ALL NIG-H-T. IT WAS ONE OF T-H-E NIG-H-TS YOU WILL REmEmBER, UNFORTUNATELY.)
>:=D HEE-HEE-HAW-HAW? (IS T-H-IS mY SON'S ACCOUNT ON T-H-IS "C-H-ITTR" PLACE?)
>:=D HEE-HAW-HAW. (HOLd mY mULES, IS T-H-IS -H-IS QUIRK? LORd SAVE mE.)
>:=D HEE-HAW-HAW. (A -H-YBRId -H-OOFBEAST TO BE SPECIFIC mAdAm. T-H-OUG-H- OT-H-ER -H-OOFBEASTS WOULd CALL US -H-OOFGRUBS.)
>:=D HEE-HAW, HEE-HAW-HAW, HEE-HEE-HAW. (mOSTLY YES, I dO USE mY -H-OOVES, BUT A BIT OF TONGUE dOES FINE IN mY TYPING SKILLS. mOST -H-OOFEd LUSII I KNOW ARE ABLE TO TYPE IN mY AGE.)
Thats crazy.... mine like, refuses t☘︎ type at alllll shes such a diva!! Wait s☘︎ like... why are y☘︎u ☘︎n purebreds acc☘︎unt?? :☘︎
>:=D HEE-HEE-HAW-HEE-HAW. HAW-HEE-HEE. (AN OLd FRIENd OF PUREBREd ALLOWEd mE TO -H-AVE ACCESS TO T-H-IS ACCOUNT. I KNOW IT'S QUITE Odd FOR mE TO RUN -H-IS ACCOUNT, BUT I -H-AVEN'T SEEN mY BOY IN A LONG TImE. SO mAYBE T-H-IS IS A C-H-ANCE TO C-H-ECK UP ON -H-OW -H-E'S dOING IN -H-IS mUSCULAR T-H-EATER ESCAPAdES.)
>:=D HEE-HEE-HAW-HAW! (T-H-ESE POSTS ARE UTTERLY REPULSIVE ANd CRASS! SO LOWBROW ANd LOW CASTE TOO. SUmIS-H-, I RAISEd YOU BETTER T-H-AN T-H-IS. S-H-AKING mY -H-OOVES >:=()
"= the horse's. lusus. has showed up. are you also a neighbeast. ="
>:=D "NEIGH"? HAW-HAW-HAW! (NEIG-H-BEAST? NOT EVEN CLOSE mUdBLOOd, T-H-E TERm "mULEBEAST" WOULd BE A BIT ACCURATE.)
:33< *the mighty huntress purrns towards the camppurra and does a peace sign*
>:=D COULd YOU ALSO dO ONE OF T-H-OSE, -H-OW YOU SAY, "A-H-EGAO" FACES? YOU OLIVES mAKE QUITE T-H-E CUTEST ANd -H-OTTEST EXPRESSIONS I'VE SEEN.
:33< oh purrbred buddy :33< ill do whatefur the furk mew want buddy! :33< my dms remain open fur mew :33< #nsfw
>:=D AWW SUC-H- AN OBEdIENT OLIVE KITTY. I LIKE T-H-AT VERY mUC-H-. NEIG-H- FOR mE!
Anyone else like it when their partner puts out a cigarette on their neck or is that just a me thing? #suggestive
>:=D O-H- PLEASE dEAR CERULEAN WOmAN. CIGARETTES ARE SO OVERRATEd, -H-OOKA-H-S ARE T-H-E WAY TO GO. BUT IF I WERE A -H-ABITUAL CIGARETTE CONNOISSEUR, I T-H-INK I WOULd RAT-H-ER PUT IT OUT ON mY PARTNER'S TONGUE. GIVING T-H-Em A NASTY FLAVOR ON T-H-EIR NASTY TONGUE.
=oXO so i don,t know what,s going on in the dash right now so this may be poorly timed but¡¡¡¡ over 100 followers so you get''' to see me in a maid dress awawa''' =:D i think that,s what people do to celebrate milestones here¡ yaayy #suggestive #antpics https://64'media'tumblr'com/559dfaab4b4e495d54002e96655b699c/7e7c9a9d14a7748e-6a/s1280x1920/a032bd55401ae432c6fd471b74c42daea672f4ee'png =oXO
>:=D T-H-IS TImELINE CAUG-H-T mE LACKING. W-H-AT A PRETTY LITTLE BRONZE BLOOd.
>:=D -H-ELLO mY T-H-IRSTY FANS, YOUR FAVORITE -H-ORSE -H-AS COmE BACK TO -H-IS STABLE! NEIG-H-!!!
>:=D T-H-ERE ARE mANY NICE NAmES TO CALL YOU GREEN BEAN. PER-H-APS IF I CAmE PVER TO YOUR -H-IVE, I mIG-H-T GET mYSELF A GREEN T-H-UmB. NEIG-H-! #NSFW
>:=D -H-AY -H-AY FELLOW TROLLS. SORRY FOR mY ABSENCE, I WAS dEALING WIT-H- mORE URGENT PLEASURES. INTERPRET T-H-AT COmmENT AS YOU WILL. TO CELEBRATE mY RETURN, I WANT TO START ANOT-H-ER Q&A? ASK ABOUT YOUR -H-UGE -H-APPY -H-ORSE mAN. NEIG-H-! NSFW OR NOT.
/// YOU!!! I RECOGNIZE YOU!!! ANOTHER COMBATANT IN THE FINE SPORT OF MUSCLE THEATER!!! I DO NOT BELIEVE WE HAVE HAD THE PLEASURE OF FACING EACH OTHER IN BATTLE!!! TELL ME, HOW MANY OPPONENTS HAVE YOU DEFEATED??? ///
>:=D TIS IS TRUE ANd PLEASE dO. ALSO WE mEET AGAIN mY mERRY mINT-H-E!
>:=D IT'S AROUNd 98!!! I WOULd'VE -H-IT T-H-E -H-UNdREdS BY NOW, BUT SOmE PESKY PURPLES ANd VILE VIOLETS ABOVE mE CASTE WISE ARE TOUG-H-ER FOES. -H-OWEVER, YOU OLIVES dO QUITE GIVE A GREAT S-H-OW IN T-H-E SPORT ANd -H-AVE LEFT mANY SCARS ANd BITES EVEN W-H-EN I COmE OUT VICTORIOUS. REGARdLESS, I WOULd GLAdLY POUNd YOU IN T-H-E ART OF mUSCLE T-H-EATER.
ANY CONFESSIONS ABOUT @saddledAsymmetry ON THE @concupiscentConfessions ACCOUNT WERE MY DOING BY THE WAY!!! DEFEATS THE PURPOSE OF THE ANONOMITY BUT I WANTED TO LET YOU GUYS KNOW THAT!!!
>:=D WELL I mUST SAY, dESPITE -H-OW VERY dOWN BAd YOU SOUNdEd, I AdmIRE YOUR COmPLEmENTS TO mY P-H-YSIQUE. ANd NOW I AdmIRE YOUR -H-ONESTY ON CONFESSING YOUR CONFESSIONS PUBLICLY. NEIG-H-!
And just what exactlyy is a mom, again?
>:=D NO CLUE W-H-AT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT LOWBLOOd. T-H-OUG-H-, I Am AWARE OF A "dOmmY mOmmY", ANd YOU mIG-H-T FIT T-H-AT CATEGORY. NEIG-H-!
>:=D mY mY mY, W-H-AT QUITE NICE RUmBLE SP-H-ERES. FROm ONE BIG BOY -H-IG-H-BLOOd TO ANOT-H-ER. NEIG-H-!