T-H-E PUREBRED!!!
@saddledAsymmetry
>:=D PROFESSIONAL mUSCULAR T-H-EATRE WRESTLER / EQUINE EXTROAdINAIRE AND EX-H-IBITIONIST / "TO CLOP OR NOT TO CLOP? T-H-AT IS A SILLY QUESTION."
>:=D WOULd ANY OF YOU TRUE FOLLOWERS OF T-H-E PUREBREd WANT TO COmB mY LUXURIOUS -H-AIR? ANd I dON'T JUST mEAN ON mY -H-EAd, NEIG-H-E-H-E-H-E.
would it shoCk you if i said yes beCause apparently i'm down *that* bad???
>:=D W-H-O WANTS TO BE TAKEN TO POUNd TOWN WIT-H- T-H-IS INdIGO STALLION? WE COULd BE WRESTLING IN T-H-E ARENA OR BE WRESTLING IN mY RECUPERACOON. NEIG-H-! #NSFW #SUGGESTIVE
si6n me the fuCk up ri6ht this 6osh darn seCond. O◡O
>:=D KNEW T-H-IS LITTLE Odd OVULATING OLIVE WOULd REPLY TO mY POST. NEIG-H- NEIG-H- BABY. #NSFW
E a AHh sah ha hA what can I sayyyyy I'm a big big fan ☘︎f y☘︎u~ s daahsdh //ha
>:=D ANd T-H-IS BIG BIG mAN WANTS TO mEAT WIT-H- T-H-IS BIG BIG FAN.
e heH He I think we ☘︎culd like...t☘︎tally get that arranged!! heh ehe h
>:=D I'LL SEE T-H-AT T-H-ROUG-H-. ANd I WILL BE T-H-ROUG-H- YOU IF YOU WANT mY SAUSAGE TOPPINGS ON YOUR PIZZA. #NSFW
>:=D AS I WORK OUT, I'm GOING TO dO A Q&A. ASK YOUR dEEPEST OF QUESTIONS TO YOURS TRULY. PERSONAL, BUSINESS, ETC. AS LONG AS T-H-EY ARE NOT dEmEANING TO T-H-E ALTERNIAN EmPIRE OR ELSE WE SUFFER T-H-E QUICK ANd dEAdLY CONSEQUENCES. NEIG-H-!!!
>:=D I LOVE ALL FLAVORS OF ICE CREAm! BUT IF I -H-Ad TO PICK ONE FAVORITE, IT WOULd BE mINT, IT'S COLd ANd GREEN, ANd I LOVE TO WRAP mY TONGUE AROUNd GREEN FOOd. ESPECIALLY CUTE ONES. NEIG-H-!
☘︎H MY ☘︎GSH?????? MINTS MY FAV☘︎RITE T☘︎☘︎!!!!! th☘︎ugh ykn☘︎' thats pr☘︎bably what y☘︎u c☘︎uld guess fr☘︎m my name hahaaha! anyways!!! DGI ☘︎IGRTG SR;DB F y☘︎u're g☘︎nna make me blushhhsh dhshds hfa ~
>:=D mINT-H-E FLAVOR IN mY mOUT-H-, WIT-H- mY BLUEBERRY FLAVOR IN YOURS. NEIG-H- NEIG-H- BABY. #NSFW
>:=D dOING BOT-H-! I ALWAYS BENC-H- PRESS FIRST, I CAN CONFIRm I CAN CARRY T-H-E WEIG-H-T OF T-H-REE FULL GROWN -H-IG-H-BLOOd TROLLS. W-H-EN I'm ON T-H-E TREAdmILL, I TENd TO dO IT ON ALL FOURS. GOT TO KEEP UP T-H-E -H-ORSE IN mE FOR mY AmAZING AUdIENCE W-H-EN I ENTER T-H-E ARENA.
Maybe we c☘︎uld like....make a blue berry ice cream with s☘︎me minth drizzleeeee hehe heheh ehe h #nsfw
WHAT'S YOUR BODY COUNT??? AND I DON'T MEAN HOW MANY PEOPLE YOU CULLED, I MEAN HOW MANY PEOPLE YOU PAILED??? #NSFW
oh that’s sick hell yeah keep up the good work MMan stay swole
>:=D IT'S IN T-H-E 30'S, GIVE OR TAKE. I'm A SOAR -H-ORSE. #NSFW
>:=D IF ANYT-H-ING, IT SOUNdS LIKE YOU WANT dROOL ALL OVER mY BLUEBERRY dRIZZLE ON YOUR mINT-H-E SCOOPS. #NSFW
>:=D -H-OLY -H-OOFBEAST EXCREmENT, I -H-AVE NEVER SEEN mY NOTIFICATIONS BLOW UP IN SUC-H- LITTLE TImE. YOU GUYS ARE T-H-IRSTY FOR mY BLUE BOdY. NEIG-H-.
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you are *so* fuCkin' hot it's not even funny but luCkily for everyone here i ain't 6ot the brainpower to artiCulate my thou6hts properly so i'll just say uhhhhhh ummm errr uhhh i wwwwwwwant you to plow me so bad it makes me look stupid 6ood li6ht o◡o
𝓣𝓸 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓟𝓾𝓻𝓮𝓫𝓻𝓮𝓭, 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓹𝓮𝓸𝓹𝓵𝓮 𝓪𝓭𝓶𝓲𝓻𝓮 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓮𝓷𝓭 𝓹𝓱𝔂𝓼𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓵 𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓯𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 𝔀𝓱𝓮𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝔂 𝓼𝓮𝓮 𝓲𝓽. 𝓐𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝔂 𝓼𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓭. - 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓵𝔂, 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵
i need to unChitt that aCtually i look like a total thirsty embarrassment help
>:=D YOU'RE JUST ONE OF mANY dEAREST CURVY CURREE. IT'S NICE TO SEE A mAILmAN T-H-IRST FOR A mALE mAN. WINK ANd NEIG-H-!
never mind i will not be unChittin' that aCtually!! thirstin' for a male man ehehehe... i am... *so* 6onna handle your paCka6e if we meet... and you Consent and everythin' i'm not a monster... >◡o
[FU#K THI$ I$ POETI#ALLY BEAUTIFULLY WORDED I WI$H I #OULD RE#HITT THI$]
>:=D YOU -H-OOF BEEN WARNEd... BE-H-OLd "T-H-E STALLION STATUE" FOR ALL TO SEE!!!! NEIG-H-! #NSFW -H-TTPS://FILE.GARdEN/ACNR-H-R7TQBYOmWd4/PUREPENIS.PNG
...well you're definitely a hoofbeast, 'Cus i'm a Cowboy and i'm definitely 6onna be ridin' that. please. p l e a s e . O◡O
ii dont ussuaally comment on nudess but good graaciiouss, thaat biig! #nssfw
GOREGLE IS THIS REAL? GOREGLEGORGLE PLEASE
>:=D I -H-AVE POSEd mYSELF IN A PICTURE T-H-AT WOULd ROCK ALL OF YOUR SOCKS OFF. ANd CLOT-H-ES OFF TOO. I'm CURRENTLY IN TALKS WIT-H- mY PR TEAm IN dROPPING SUC-H- LEWd CONTENT. JUST PREPARE YOURSELVES IN SEEING T-H-E PUREBREd'S GLORY ALL UP ON YOUR FACES! #NSFW
>:=D ARE mY RUmBLE SP-H-ERES T-H-AT BIG ANd ROUNd ANd JUICY? JUST ASKING FOR A FRONd. OR A mOUT-H- TO SUCKLE ON mY FIERY NIPPLES. NEIG-H-!!! #NSFW -H-TTPS://FILE.GARdEN/ACNR-H-R7TQBYOmWd4/PUREBREASTS%20PIC.PNG
G☘︎g they're huuuugeeeeee hehehHahehw they l☘︎☘︎k super tender t☘︎☘︎ GAAHHH
Fhahdhahee hahhahaa eheheh glad y☘︎u enj☘︎y them.. ahahaah ahah ~
>:=D dOES ANYONE WANT TO BE PURELY BREd BY YOURS TRULY? JUST C-H-ECKING
>:=D TO mY FELLOW TROLLS W-H-O ARE IN T-H-E SPORTS ENTERTAINmENT BUSINESS AS I Am, dO YOU T-H-INK JOCKSTRAPS ARE TOO TIG-H-T FOR YOUR RESPECTIVE LINE OF WORK. I GET T-H-EIR PURPOSE OF PROTECTING OUR BULGES ANd GLOBES, BUT IF YOU'RE PACKING YOURSELF A LARGE INTENSE PULSATING SAUSAGE (LIKE YOURS TRULY), T-H-EN T-H-EY PREVENT YOUR CONCENTRATION IN T-H-E GAmE. I -H-AVE LOST FIG-H-TS BECAUSE OF T-H-IS UNdERGARmENT ISSUE. T-H-AT'S W-H-Y I -H-AVE BEEN RECENTLY EXEmPTEd FROm T-H-OSE BULGE CONFINEmNTS. mY OLd JOCKSTRAPS ARE AVAILABLE ON mY STORE. WARNING: T-H-EY ARE VERY PRICEY ANd VERY RANCId, BUT I FEEL LIKE SOmE OF YOU WOULdN'T mINd AT ALL. #NSFW
>:=D ONE OF T-H-E BEST AFTER-PAILING ACTIVITIES I -H-AVE ENGAGEd WIT-H- IS ALWAYS CUddLING. IT IS A PURELY CUTE T-H-ING TO dO WIT-H- YOUR PARTNERS. IT'S COLd UP ON T-H-E -H-EmOSPECTRUm, SO SOmE WARmT-H- ANd COmFORT WOULd BE WONdERFUL. PLUS, YOU WOULd BE ABLE TO FEEL mY SWEAT STRONG ARmS ANd -H-UGE RUmBLE SP-H-ERES ON YOUR BOdY. JUST A T-H-OUG-H-T. NEIG-H-! #NSFW
...for real? this is the *best* possible thin6 y'Can do after pailin' with someone. don't matter how Close y'are, friends or matesprits or whatever, after doin' somethin' like that to6ether, there ain't no better way t'show yer appreCiation than by just... holdin' eaCh other Close. somethin' i wish i had a li'l more experienCe with, really.
>:=D I -H-AVE mAdE SOmE OBSERVATIONS ABOUT mY CONVERSATIONS ON T-H-IS PLATFORm ANd I mUST SAY T-H-ERE ARE SOmE VERY KINd ANd QUITE NOBLE LOWBLOOd USERS -H-ERE. EVEVN T-H-OUG-H- T-H-E -H-EmOSPECTRUm IS ALWAYS RIG-H-T ABOUT EVERYT-H-ING, T-H-E ATTITUdES OF YOU LOWBLOOd FOLLOWERS ARE QUITE ENdEARING COmPAREd TO mY FELLOW -H-IG-H-BLOOd COmPANIONS. ESPECIALLY T-H-AT RUST COWBOY ANd T-H-AT OLIVE dELIVERY GIRL. YOU KNOW W-H-O YOU ARE YOU dELICATE FLOWERS. NEIG-H-!
hey MMan do you MMean curree cause that’s a whole guy
the lil rustblood you’re talkin bout but i guess it ain’t hiMM MMy bad chief
D --> Does the behavior not reflect the flaws? The fact that there are those around and above us behaving poorly while those supposedly below us are punching above their weight and proving the spectrum wrong? A rust has been talking on here about being able to challenge and defeat highbloods in combat with ease (respectable, glorious show of Strength). Think on this, my hoofbeast associated fellow.
oh neverMMind it was hiMM hey MMan tip you ain’t gonna iMMpress anyone by goin around suckin the heMMospectruMM’s bulge i’MM sure you can find better things to put your energy towards
>:=D REAL -H-ORSEBOYS (LIKE mE, FOR REAL) ALWAYS TAKE PLEASURE IN EATING dELICIOUS GRASS. T-H-EY -H-AVE A SATISFYING CRUNC-H- ANd BITE TO mE, T-H-EY'RE NOT CARROTS BUT I WILL TAKE IT. NEIG-H-! -H-TTPS://FILE.GARdEN/ACNR-H-R7TQBYOmWd4/PUREBREd%20GRASS%20EATING.PNG
honestly MMan how does it taste soMMetiMMes i consider it
>:=D SOmE P-H-OTOGRAP-H-ER TRESSPASSEd ON mY PRIVATE ABOdE ANd TOOK T-H-IS P-H-OTO OF mE. IT WAS EmBARRASSING, BUT I -H-AVE EmBRACEd IT AFTERWARdS. I -H-AVE TO KEEP TREKKING ON YOU KNOW.
y'know what, pardner, i Can appreCiate that. very stron6 of ya to not kiCk him to death. unless ya did do that in whiCh Case very stron6 of ya to do that too.
>:=D I ONLY -H-IT FELLOW WRESTLERS dEAR RUSTIE. NOT COmmONERS, I mEAN IT WOULd STILL BE GOOd PRESS, BUT NOT T-H-E TYPE OF PRESS I WOULd BE LOOKING FOR.
stron6 but full of restraint... y'are a damn 6ood hoofbeast! ^◡^
>:=D >:=d -H-ELLO AGAIN mY dEAREST FOLLOWERS. I -H-OPE ALL ARE -H-AVING A GLORIOUS dAY, NO -H-ORSING AROUNd I -H-OPE. IGNORE T-H-E STENC-H- LINES AROUNd mY PIT AREA, mY TEAm CALLS IT "AURA" ANd I S-H-ALL SPREAd IT TO T-H-E REST OF YOU dEAR STALLIONS ANd mARES -H-TTPS://FILE.GARdEN/ACNR-H-R7TQBYOmWd4/PUREBREd%20WAVE.PNG
>:=D dO YOU ALL APPRECIATE mY LUXURIOUS -H-AIR? INCLUdING T-H-E PARTS YOU CAN'T SEE? NEIG-H-! -H-TTPS://FILE.GARdEN/ACNR-H-R7TQBYOmWd4/PUREBREd%20-H-AIR.PNG
>:=D SINCE YOU PEOPLE LOVE ANNOUNCING YOUR -H-ORNY T-H-OUG-H-TS ANd INTENTIONS WIT-H- OT-H-ERS AT T-H-IS -H-OUR, I CAN S-H-ARE T-H-IS FACT ABOUT mY BIG BOOB SELF: I Am A TOTAL SWITC-H-. YOU CAN FLIP mE ON ANd OFF, UP mY NOOK OR YOURS. BUT BE WARNEd, BEING TOPPEd BY mY mASS, YOU mIG-H-T BECOmE mORE NEEdY OF mE TO SAY T-H-E LEAST. NEIG-H- #NSFW
i t+ink most people at t+is +ouse were mourning a lost rebel
>:=D YOU dON'T WANT ANY PURE STALLION TOPPINGS ON YOUR TROLL PIZZA OLIVE GIRL?
I MEAN!!! N☘︎T SINCE IT LIKE..BURNT D☘︎WN!!!! BUT AHAHA HA HA SHEESSSHHH HAH HAH AH
>:=D ARE YOU PEOPLE QUENC-H-ING FOR mY T-H-REATENING T-H-ROBBING T-H-IRSTY mY P-H-YSICALLY P-H-ALLIC FRIENd? IF SO, T-H-EN I SUGGEST YOU "-H-OLd YOUR -H-OOFBEASTS", NEIG-H-E-H-E-H-E.
>:=D SOmEdAYS AFTER I BEAT mY OPPONENTS INA BLOOdY PULP (P-H-YSICALLY ANd T-H-EATRICALLY, I ALWAYS TENd TO mY SmALL EQUESTRIAN GARdEN TO SmELL T-H-E FLOWERS FROm T-H-E NATURAL BEAUTY BROUG-H-T BY ALTERNIA. T-H-EY GIVE mE A SENSE OF RELAXATION ANd CALmNESS FROm mY dUTY OF ENTERTAINING mUSCLE T-H-EATRE. T-H-EY LET mE FEEL FREE IN A WORLd T-H-AT IS FULL OF STRIFE ANd... NEVERmINd! I LIKE FLOWERS. POST ANd SENd, NEIG-H-! -H-TTPS://FILE.GARdEN/ACNR-H-R7TQBYOmWd4/PREBREd%20FLOWERS.PNG
>:=D ALAS mY RUmBLE SP-H-ERES -H-AVE BEEN EYEd AT BY mANY PEOPLE IN mY mUSCLE T-H-EATRE CAREER. mAYBE BECAUSE OF T-H-E SWEAT T-H-AT GLISTENS UPON IT OR mY S-H-INING GOLdEN NIPPLE PIERCINGS T-H-AT PIERCE T-H-ROUG-H- T-H-E LOOKSP-H-ERES OF mY AdORING FANS. IT'S A mYSTERY FOR SURE.
>:=D I -H-AVE -H-Ad mANY SUFFOCATEd BY mY ImmOVABLE mILK mASSES
>:=D OK NOW mY PROFILE PICTURE IS SURELY AS -H-ARdCORE AS mY FELLOW -H-IG-H-BLOOd BRET-H-REN ON T-H-IS APP. NEIG-H-ING WIT-H- GLEE! -H-TTPS://FILE.GARdEN/ACNR-H-R7TQBYOmWd4/PUREBREd%20PFP.PNG
>:=D OK JUST FIXEd mY LITTLE TYPING QUIRK UP. TESTING. TESTING. TATSING -H-AY. -H-ORSES -H-UFF ANd PUFF T-H-ROUG-H- T-H-E mEAdOWS. OK I T-H-INK WE'RE GOOd PEOPLE. NEIG-H-.