MULEON ASINUS
@saddledAsymmetry
HEE HEE HAW HAW HAW (The lusus of Sumish Asinus, professional transport carrier and father, Live Laugh HAW)
>:=D I WANT ALL TO PONdER ANd BE IN AWW TO SEE mY PHYSIQUE THAT OF A HOOFBEAST ON STEROIdS (PR WANTS TO REmINd EVERYONE THIS IS A JOKE). KEEP YOUR BULGES IN YOUR TROUSERS PEOPLE. NEIGH! HTTPS://FILE.GARdEN/ACNRHR7TQBYOmWd4/PUREBREd%20REF.PNG
>:=D HEE-HEE-HAW-HAW. (I'm CONSIdERING TO RELINQUIS-H- T-H-IS ACCOUNT TO mY BELOVEd SON SOON. BEFORE mY dEPARTURE, I Am CURIOUS FOR ANY QUESTIONS REGARdING mY SON'S YOUT-H-FUL SWEEPS.)
What g☘︎t him int☘︎ musclebeast theatre??
>:=D HEE-HEE-HAW-HAW? (ARE T-H-ERE ANY OT-H-ER LUSII W-H-O RAm T-H-IS C-H-ITTER PLACE?)
>:=D HEE-HEE-HAW. HEE-HAW-HAW-HAQ. (I mUST SAY IT'S QUITE AmUSING -H-OW mANY OF SUmIS-H-'S dEVOTEd FOLLOWERS BELIEVE mY SON WAS RAISEd BY A -H-ORSE. HE dOES T-H-AT FOR S-H-OW ANd T-H-E APPROVAL OF -H-IS INdIGO BLOOdEd PEERS.)
>:=D HEE-HEE-HAW. HEE-HEE-HAW-HAW. (HE mAdE T-H-IS dRAWING ALL T-H-E WAY BACK AT A -H-OOFBEAST-TROLL CONVENTION, -H-ERE -H-OOFBEAST LUSII CONVENE ABOUT -H-OW TO RAISE T-H-ESE INdIGO ANGELS. HE WAS SImPLY 2 SWEEPS OLd.) -H-TTPS://FILE.GARdEN/ACNR-H-R7TQBYOmWd4/PUREBREd%20KIddRAWING.PNG
I didn't kn☘︎w he was a traditi☘︎nal artist :D!!!!! thats such a cutie drawing th☘︎ugh ☘︎h my g☘︎g!!
>:=D HEE-HEE-HAW. <3 (I LOVE mY BOY EVERY dAY.) -H-TTPS://FILE.GARdEN/ACNR-H-R7TQBYOmWd4/PUREGRUBBY.PNG
8est thing I've seen all night
☘︎H. MY. G☘︎G?????? WHAT A CUTIEPAT☘︎☘︎☘︎☘︎☘︎TIE!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
⊹ L⟡⟡K AT #IS LITTLE #EAD ⊹
I believe it!!! was his cheeks super pinchable??? i kn☘︎w thats hard t☘︎ d☘︎ with h☘︎☘︎ves but I G☘︎TTA kn☘︎w!!
>:=D HEE-HAW-HAW. HEE-HAW. (YEA-H-, I S-H-OULd'VE TOLd mY YOUNG INEXPERIENCEd SELF TO NOT PINC-H- -H-IS GRUB. BECAUSE I ACCIdENTLY PUNC-H-Ed -H-Im, -H-E WAS CRYING ALL NIG-H-T. IT WAS ONE OF T-H-E NIG-H-TS YOU WILL REmEmBER, UNFORTUNATELY.)
☘︎h g☘︎g??????? :{
>:=D HEE-HEE-HAW-HAW! (T-H-ESE POSTS ARE UTTERLY REPULSIVE ANd CRASS! SO LOWBROW ANd LOW CASTE TOO. SUmIS-H-, I RAISEd YOU BETTER T-H-AN T-H-IS. S-H-AKING mY -H-OOVES >:=()
"= the horse's. lusus. has showed up. are you also a neighbeast. ="
>:=D "NEIGH"? HAW-HAW-HAW! (NEIG-H-BEAST? NOT EVEN CLOSE mUdBLOOd, T-H-E TERm "mULEBEAST" WOULd BE A BIT ACCURATE.)
"= oh, fun. okay. suppose so. i'm not perfectly acquainted with the difference, many of them make similar noises and trolls classify by noises often. ="
>:=D HEE-HEE-HAW-HAW? (IS T-H-IS mY SON'S ACCOUNT ON T-H-IS "C-H-ITTR" PLACE?)
>:=D HEE-HAW-HAW. (HOLd mY mULES, IS T-H-IS -H-IS QUIRK? LORd SAVE mE.)
AN ACTUAL H☘︎☘︎FBEAST?
>:=D HEE-HAW-HAW. (A -H-YBRId -H-OOFBEAST TO BE SPECIFIC mAdAm. T-H-OUG-H- OT-H-ER -H-OOFBEASTS WOULd CALL US -H-OOFGRUBS.)
S☘︎...like...are y☘︎u typing with h☘︎☘︎ves ☘︎r like.. huh...
>:=D HEE-HAW, HEE-HAW-HAW, HEE-HEE-HAW. (mOSTLY YES, I dO USE mY -H-OOVES, BUT A BIT OF TONGUE dOES FINE IN mY TYPING SKILLS. mOST -H-OOFEd LUSII I KNOW ARE ABLE TO TYPE IN mY AGE.)
Thats crazy.... mine like, refuses t☘︎ type at alllll shes such a diva!! Wait s☘︎ like... why are y☘︎u ☘︎n purebreds acc☘︎unt?? :☘︎
>:=D HEE-HEE-HAW-HEE-HAW. HAW-HEE-HEE. (AN OLd FRIENd OF PUREBREd ALLOWEd mE TO -H-AVE ACCESS TO T-H-IS ACCOUNT. I KNOW IT'S QUITE Odd FOR mE TO RUN -H-IS ACCOUNT, BUT I -H-AVEN'T SEEN mY BOY IN A LONG TImE. SO mAYBE T-H-IS IS A C-H-ANCE TO C-H-ECK UP ON -H-OW -H-E'S dOING IN -H-IS mUSCULAR T-H-EATER ESCAPAdES.)
Wait y☘︎u b☘︎th haven't kept in t☘︎uch??? Thats s☘︎ dad :{{{
sad*****
>:=D -H-ELLO mY T-H-IRSTY FANS, YOUR FAVORITE -H-ORSE -H-AS COmE BACK TO -H-IS STABLE! NEIG-H-!!!
Welc☘︎me back big guy!! a A HA aha
☘︎live branch?? PFFFT thats a new ☘︎ne~ ahah ah ahheheeh
>:=D T-H-ERE ARE mANY NICE NAmES TO CALL YOU GREEN BEAN. PER-H-APS IF I CAmE PVER TO YOUR -H-IVE, I mIG-H-T GET mYSELF A GREEN T-H-UmB. NEIG-H-! #NSFW
HA HAH AHAH Aahaha!! ERHM!!! I w☘︎uldn't say n☘︎ if y☘︎u did... hehehahah...eh..heheh
!!! WELCOME BACK !!!
>:=D -H-AY -H-AY FELLOW TROLLS. SORRY FOR mY ABSENCE, I WAS dEALING WIT-H- mORE URGENT PLEASURES. INTERPRET T-H-AT COmmENT AS YOU WILL. TO CELEBRATE mY RETURN, I WANT TO START ANOT-H-ER Q&A? ASK ABOUT YOUR -H-UGE -H-APPY -H-ORSE mAN. NEIG-H-! NSFW OR NOT.
[[ remember to tag #nsfw :3 ]]
/// YOU!!! I RECOGNIZE YOU!!! ANOTHER COMBATANT IN THE FINE SPORT OF MUSCLE THEATER!!! I DO NOT BELIEVE WE HAVE HAD THE PLEASURE OF FACING EACH OTHER IN BATTLE!!! TELL ME, HOW MANY OPPONENTS HAVE YOU DEFEATED??? ///
>:=D TIS IS TRUE ANd PLEASE dO. ALSO WE mEET AGAIN mY mERRY mINT-H-E!
>:=D IT'S AROUNd 98!!! I WOULd'VE -H-IT T-H-E -H-UNdREdS BY NOW, BUT SOmE PESKY PURPLES ANd VILE VIOLETS ABOVE mE CASTE WISE ARE TOUG-H-ER FOES. -H-OWEVER, YOU OLIVES dO QUITE GIVE A GREAT S-H-OW IN T-H-E SPORT ANd -H-AVE LEFT mANY SCARS ANd BITES EVEN W-H-EN I COmE OUT VICTORIOUS. REGARdLESS, I WOULd GLAdLY POUNd YOU IN T-H-E ART OF mUSCLE T-H-EATER.
/// A MOST RESPECTABLE NUMBER!!! I WOULD EXPECT NOTHING LESS FROM SUCH A SEASONED FIGHTER!!! I WOULD BE HONORED TO BEAT THE HAY OUT OF YOU IN THE RING!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ///
/// THE SAME THREAD IS NOTHING!!! JUST WAIT UNTIL WE ARE IN THE SAME RING!!! ///
dude getting pailed by the purebred ( @saddledasymmetry ) has to feel amazing definitely not an invitation or anything haha ♥︎ #nsfw; #concupiscentanonymously ♠
XD<[not sure about that. he's just as awkward 1rl as onl1ne]
i need @saddledasymmetry astronomically bad like it's not even funny. i need to touch him inappropriately. ♥︎ #nsfw; #concupiscentanonymously ♠
>:=D WOULd ANY OF YOU TRUE FOLLOWERS OF T-H-E PUREBREd WANT TO COmB mY LUXURIOUS -H-AIR? ANd I dON'T JUST mEAN ON mY -H-EAd, NEIG-H-E-H-E-H-E.
>:=D W-H-O WANTS TO BE TAKEN TO POUNd TOWN WIT-H- T-H-IS INdIGO STALLION? WE COULd BE WRESTLING IN T-H-E ARENA OR BE WRESTLING IN mY RECUPERACOON. NEIG-H-! #NSFW #SUGGESTIVE
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>:=D KNEW T-H-IS LITTLE Odd OVULATING OLIVE WOULd REPLY TO mY POST. NEIG-H- NEIG-H- BABY. #NSFW
E a AHh sah ha hA what can I sayyyyy I'm a big big fan ☘︎f y☘︎u~ s daahsdh //ha
>:=D ANd T-H-IS BIG BIG mAN WANTS TO mEAT WIT-H- T-H-IS BIG BIG FAN.
e heH He I think we ☘︎culd like...t☘︎tally get that arranged!! heh ehe h
>:=D I'LL SEE T-H-AT T-H-ROUG-H-. ANd I WILL BE T-H-ROUG-H- YOU IF YOU WANT mY SAUSAGE TOPPINGS ON YOUR PIZZA. #NSFW
I'll be ☘︎n my way then...heheheh eh he aha ha ~ <3
>:=D AS I WORK OUT, I'm GOING TO dO A Q&A. ASK YOUR dEEPEST OF QUESTIONS TO YOURS TRULY. PERSONAL, BUSINESS, ETC. AS LONG AS T-H-EY ARE NOT dEmEANING TO T-H-E ALTERNIAN EmPIRE OR ELSE WE SUFFER T-H-E QUICK ANd dEAdLY CONSEQUENCES. NEIG-H-!!!
>:=D I LOVE ALL FLAVORS OF ICE CREAm! BUT IF I -H-Ad TO PICK ONE FAVORITE, IT WOULd BE mINT, IT'S COLd ANd GREEN, ANd I LOVE TO WRAP mY TONGUE AROUNd GREEN FOOd. ESPECIALLY CUTE ONES. NEIG-H-!
☘︎H MY ☘︎GSH?????? MINTS MY FAV☘︎RITE T☘︎☘︎!!!!! th☘︎ugh ykn☘︎' thats pr☘︎bably what y☘︎u c☘︎uld guess fr☘︎m my name hahaaha! anyways!!! DGI ☘︎IGRTG SR;DB F y☘︎u're g☘︎nna make me blushhhsh dhshds hfa ~
>:=D mINT-H-E FLAVOR IN mY mOUT-H-, WIT-H- mY BLUEBERRY FLAVOR IN YOURS. NEIG-H- NEIG-H- BABY. #NSFW
>:=D dOING BOT-H-! I ALWAYS BENC-H- PRESS FIRST, I CAN CONFIRm I CAN CARRY T-H-E WEIG-H-T OF T-H-REE FULL GROWN -H-IG-H-BLOOd TROLLS. W-H-EN I'm ON T-H-E TREAdmILL, I TENd TO dO IT ON ALL FOURS. GOT TO KEEP UP T-H-E -H-ORSE IN mE FOR mY AmAZING AUdIENCE W-H-EN I ENTER T-H-E ARENA.
Maybe we c☘︎uld like....make a blue berry ice cream with s☘︎me minth drizzleeeee hehe heheh ehe h #nsfw
WHAT'S YOUR BODY COUNT??? AND I DON'T MEAN HOW MANY PEOPLE YOU CULLED, I MEAN HOW MANY PEOPLE YOU PAILED??? #NSFW
oh that’s sick hell yeah keep up the good work MMan stay swole
>:=D IT'S IN T-H-E 30'S, GIVE OR TAKE. I'm A SOAR -H-ORSE. #NSFW
>:=D IF ANYT-H-ING, IT SOUNdS LIKE YOU WANT dROOL ALL OVER mY BLUEBERRY dRIZZLE ON YOUR mINT-H-E SCOOPS. #NSFW
maaayyybeeee~ he heh e...
>:=D -H-OLY -H-OOFBEAST EXCREmENT, I -H-AVE NEVER SEEN mY NOTIFICATIONS BLOW UP IN SUC-H- LITTLE TImE. YOU GUYS ARE T-H-IRSTY FOR mY BLUE BOdY. NEIG-H-.
𝓣𝓸 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓟𝓾𝓻𝓮𝓫𝓻𝓮𝓭, 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓹𝓮𝓸𝓹𝓵𝓮 𝓪𝓭𝓶𝓲𝓻𝓮 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓮𝓷𝓭 𝓹𝓱𝔂𝓼𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓵 𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓯𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 𝔀𝓱𝓮𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝔂 𝓼𝓮𝓮 𝓲𝓽. 𝓐𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝔂 𝓼𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓭. - 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓵𝔂, 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵
Ritchy I'm In A Bad Mood Stop Being Funny For A Second.
>:=D YOU'RE JUST ONE OF mANY dEAREST CURVY CURREE. IT'S NICE TO SEE A mAILmAN T-H-IRST FOR A mALE mAN. WINK ANd NEIG-H-!
[FU#K THI$ I$ POETI#ALLY BEAUTIFULLY WORDED I WI$H I #OULD RE#HITT THI$]
>:=D YOU -H-OOF BEEN WARNEd... BE-H-OLd "T-H-E STALLION STATUE" FOR ALL TO SEE!!!! NEIG-H-! #NSFW -H-TTPS://FILE.GARdEN/ACNR-H-R7TQBYOmWd4/PUREPENIS.PNG
Ɏ oh my goodness gra-a-acious Ɏ
ii dont ussuaally comment on nudess but good graaciiouss, thaat biig! #nssfw
Jesus Christ.
#NEEDTHAT!!!!!!!
c< ....gOg daMN.... >c
!!! HOLY HUNG !!!
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GOREGLE IS THIS REAL? GOREGLEGORGLE PLEASE
>:=D I -H-AVE POSEd mYSELF IN A PICTURE T-H-AT WOULd ROCK ALL OF YOUR SOCKS OFF. ANd CLOT-H-ES OFF TOO. I'm CURRENTLY IN TALKS WIT-H- mY PR TEAm IN dROPPING SUC-H- LEWd CONTENT. JUST PREPARE YOURSELVES IN SEEING T-H-E PUREBREd'S GLORY ALL UP ON YOUR FACES! #NSFW
!!! HELL YEAHHHHH !!!
c< ready wHeN yOu are! >c
>:=D ARE mY RUmBLE SP-H-ERES T-H-AT BIG ANd ROUNd ANd JUICY? JUST ASKING FOR A FRONd. OR A mOUT-H- TO SUCKLE ON mY FIERY NIPPLES. NEIG-H-!!! #NSFW -H-TTPS://FILE.GARdEN/ACNR-H-R7TQBYOmWd4/PUREBREASTS%20PIC.PNG
I VOLUNTEER ASS TRIBUTE
G☘︎g they're huuuugeeeeee hehehHahehw they l☘︎☘︎k super tender t☘︎☘︎ GAAHHH
Fhahdhahee hahhahaa eheheh glad y☘︎u enj☘︎y them.. ahahaah ahah ~
>:=D dOES ANYONE WANT TO BE PURELY BREd BY YOURS TRULY? JUST C-H-ECKING
Hhhhfffghdd hahahahs hah hedds
>:=D TO mY FELLOW TROLLS W-H-O ARE IN T-H-E SPORTS ENTERTAINmENT BUSINESS AS I Am, dO YOU T-H-INK JOCKSTRAPS ARE TOO TIG-H-T FOR YOUR RESPECTIVE LINE OF WORK. I GET T-H-EIR PURPOSE OF PROTECTING OUR BULGES ANd GLOBES, BUT IF YOU'RE PACKING YOURSELF A LARGE INTENSE PULSATING SAUSAGE (LIKE YOURS TRULY), T-H-EN T-H-EY PREVENT YOUR CONCENTRATION IN T-H-E GAmE. I -H-AVE LOST FIG-H-TS BECAUSE OF T-H-IS UNdERGARmENT ISSUE. T-H-AT'S W-H-Y I -H-AVE BEEN RECENTLY EXEmPTEd FROm T-H-OSE BULGE CONFINEmNTS. mY OLd JOCKSTRAPS ARE AVAILABLE ON mY STORE. WARNING: T-H-EY ARE VERY PRICEY ANd VERY RANCId, BUT I FEEL LIKE SOmE OF YOU WOULdN'T mINd AT ALL. #NSFW