MULEON ASINUS
@saddledAsymmetry
HEE HEE HAW HAW HAW (The lusus of Sumish Asinus, professional transport carrier and father, Live Laugh HAW)
>:=D I WANT ALL TO PONdER ANd BE IN AWW TO SEE mY PHYSIQUE THAT OF A HOOFBEAST ON STEROIdS (PR WANTS TO REmINd EVERYONE THIS IS A JOKE). KEEP YOUR BULGES IN YOUR TROUSERS PEOPLE. NEIGH! HTTPS://FILE.GARdEN/ACNRHR7TQBYOmWd4/PUREBREd%20REF.PNG
>:=D HEE-HEE-HAW-HAW? (ARE T-H-ERE ANY OT-H-ER LUSII W-H-O RAm T-H-IS C-H-ITTER PLACE?)
>:=D HEE-HEE-HAW. HEE-HAW-HAW-HAQ. (I mUST SAY IT'S QUITE AmUSING -H-OW mANY OF SUmIS-H-'S dEVOTEd FOLLOWERS BELIEVE mY SON WAS RAISEd BY A -H-ORSE. HE dOES T-H-AT FOR S-H-OW ANd T-H-E APPROVAL OF -H-IS INdIGO BLOOdEd PEERS.)
>:=D HEE-HEE-HAW. HEE-HEE-HAW-HAW. (HE mAdE T-H-IS dRAWING ALL T-H-E WAY BACK AT A -H-OOFBEAST-TROLL CONVENTION, -H-ERE -H-OOFBEAST LUSII CONVENE ABOUT -H-OW TO RAISE T-H-ESE INdIGO ANGELS. HE WAS SImPLY 2 SWEEPS OLd.) -H-TTPS://FILE.GARdEN/ACNR-H-R7TQBYOmWd4/PUREBREd%20KIddRAWING.PNG
I didn't kn☘︎w he was a traditi☘︎nal artist :D!!!!! thats such a cutie drawing th☘︎ugh ☘︎h my g☘︎g!!
>:=D HEE-HEE-HAW. <3 (I LOVE mY BOY EVERY dAY.) -H-TTPS://FILE.GARdEN/ACNR-H-R7TQBYOmWd4/PUREGRUBBY.PNG
8est thing I've seen all night
☘︎H. MY. G☘︎G?????? WHAT A CUTIEPAT☘︎☘︎☘︎☘︎☘︎TIE!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
⊹ L⟡⟡K AT #IS LITTLE #EAD ⊹
I believe it!!! was his cheeks super pinchable??? i kn☘︎w thats hard t☘︎ d☘︎ with h☘︎☘︎ves but I G☘︎TTA kn☘︎w!!
>:=D HEE-HAW-HAW. HEE-HAW. (YEA-H-, I S-H-OULd'VE TOLd mY YOUNG INEXPERIENCEd SELF TO NOT PINC-H- -H-IS GRUB. BECAUSE I ACCIdENTLY PUNC-H-Ed -H-Im, -H-E WAS CRYING ALL NIG-H-T. IT WAS ONE OF T-H-E NIG-H-TS YOU WILL REmEmBER, UNFORTUNATELY.)
>:=D HEE-HEE-HAW-HAW! (T-H-ESE POSTS ARE UTTERLY REPULSIVE ANd CRASS! SO LOWBROW ANd LOW CASTE TOO. SUmIS-H-, I RAISEd YOU BETTER T-H-AN T-H-IS. S-H-AKING mY -H-OOVES >:=()
"= the horse's. lusus. has showed up. are you also a neighbeast. ="
>:=D "NEIGH"? HAW-HAW-HAW! (NEIG-H-BEAST? NOT EVEN CLOSE mUdBLOOd, T-H-E TERm "mULEBEAST" WOULd BE A BIT ACCURATE.)
"= oh, fun. okay. suppose so. i'm not perfectly acquainted with the difference, many of them make similar noises and trolls classify by noises often. ="
>:=D HEE-HEE-HAW-HAW? (IS T-H-IS mY SON'S ACCOUNT ON T-H-IS "C-H-ITTR" PLACE?)
>:=D HEE-HAW-HAW. (HOLd mY mULES, IS T-H-IS -H-IS QUIRK? LORd SAVE mE.)
>:=D HEE-HAW-HAW. (A -H-YBRId -H-OOFBEAST TO BE SPECIFIC mAdAm. T-H-OUG-H- OT-H-ER -H-OOFBEASTS WOULd CALL US -H-OOFGRUBS.)
>:=D HEE-HAW, HEE-HAW-HAW, HEE-HEE-HAW. (mOSTLY YES, I dO USE mY -H-OOVES, BUT A BIT OF TONGUE dOES FINE IN mY TYPING SKILLS. mOST -H-OOFEd LUSII I KNOW ARE ABLE TO TYPE IN mY AGE.)
Thats crazy.... mine like, refuses t☘︎ type at alllll shes such a diva!! Wait s☘︎ like... why are y☘︎u ☘︎n purebreds acc☘︎unt?? :☘︎
>:=D HEE-HEE-HAW-HEE-HAW. HAW-HEE-HEE. (AN OLd FRIENd OF PUREBREd ALLOWEd mE TO -H-AVE ACCESS TO T-H-IS ACCOUNT. I KNOW IT'S QUITE Odd FOR mE TO RUN -H-IS ACCOUNT, BUT I -H-AVEN'T SEEN mY BOY IN A LONG TImE. SO mAYBE T-H-IS IS A C-H-ANCE TO C-H-ECK UP ON -H-OW -H-E'S dOING IN -H-IS mUSCULAR T-H-EATER ESCAPAdES.)
>:=D -H-ELLO mY T-H-IRSTY FANS, YOUR FAVORITE -H-ORSE -H-AS COmE BACK TO -H-IS STABLE! NEIG-H-!!!
>:=D T-H-ERE ARE mANY NICE NAmES TO CALL YOU GREEN BEAN. PER-H-APS IF I CAmE PVER TO YOUR -H-IVE, I mIG-H-T GET mYSELF A GREEN T-H-UmB. NEIG-H-! #NSFW
HA HAH AHAH Aahaha!! ERHM!!! I w☘︎uldn't say n☘︎ if y☘︎u did... hehehahah...eh..heheh
!!! WELCOME BACK !!!
>:=D -H-AY -H-AY FELLOW TROLLS. SORRY FOR mY ABSENCE, I WAS dEALING WIT-H- mORE URGENT PLEASURES. INTERPRET T-H-AT COmmENT AS YOU WILL. TO CELEBRATE mY RETURN, I WANT TO START ANOT-H-ER Q&A? ASK ABOUT YOUR -H-UGE -H-APPY -H-ORSE mAN. NEIG-H-! NSFW OR NOT.
/// YOU!!! I RECOGNIZE YOU!!! ANOTHER COMBATANT IN THE FINE SPORT OF MUSCLE THEATER!!! I DO NOT BELIEVE WE HAVE HAD THE PLEASURE OF FACING EACH OTHER IN BATTLE!!! TELL ME, HOW MANY OPPONENTS HAVE YOU DEFEATED??? ///
>:=D TIS IS TRUE ANd PLEASE dO. ALSO WE mEET AGAIN mY mERRY mINT-H-E!
>:=D IT'S AROUNd 98!!! I WOULd'VE -H-IT T-H-E -H-UNdREdS BY NOW, BUT SOmE PESKY PURPLES ANd VILE VIOLETS ABOVE mE CASTE WISE ARE TOUG-H-ER FOES. -H-OWEVER, YOU OLIVES dO QUITE GIVE A GREAT S-H-OW IN T-H-E SPORT ANd -H-AVE LEFT mANY SCARS ANd BITES EVEN W-H-EN I COmE OUT VICTORIOUS. REGARdLESS, I WOULd GLAdLY POUNd YOU IN T-H-E ART OF mUSCLE T-H-EATER.
/// A MOST RESPECTABLE NUMBER!!! I WOULD EXPECT NOTHING LESS FROM SUCH A SEASONED FIGHTER!!! I WOULD BE HONORED TO BEAT THE HAY OUT OF YOU IN THE RING!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ///
welCome baCk pardner! i was a lil worried-- oh 6osh, you 'n' @feroCioustheroid in the same thread... for6ot my question, heheh... @◡@
/// THE SAME THREAD IS NOTHING!!! JUST WAIT UNTIL WE ARE IN THE SAME RING!!! ///
dude getting pailed by the purebred ( @saddledasymmetry ) has to feel amazing definitely not an invitation or anything haha ♥︎ #nsfw; #concupiscentanonymously ♠
reChitt. need that 6uy Carnally.
XD<[not sure about that. he's just as awkward 1rl as onl1ne]
i need @saddledasymmetry astronomically bad like it's not even funny. i need to touch him inappropriately. ♥︎ #nsfw; #concupiscentanonymously ♠
>:=D O-H- mY GOOdNESS GRACIOUS. NEIG-H-?
>:=D WOULd ANY OF YOU TRUE FOLLOWERS OF T-H-E PUREBREd WANT TO COmB mY LUXURIOUS -H-AIR? ANd I dON'T JUST mEAN ON mY -H-EAd, NEIG-H-E-H-E-H-E.
would it shoCk you if i said yes beCause apparently i'm down *that* bad???
>:=D W-H-O WANTS TO BE TAKEN TO POUNd TOWN WIT-H- T-H-IS INdIGO STALLION? WE COULd BE WRESTLING IN T-H-E ARENA OR BE WRESTLING IN mY RECUPERACOON. NEIG-H-! #NSFW #SUGGESTIVE
si6n me the fuCk up ri6ht this 6osh darn seCond. O◡O
>:=D KNEW T-H-IS LITTLE Odd OVULATING OLIVE WOULd REPLY TO mY POST. NEIG-H- NEIG-H- BABY. #NSFW
E a AHh sah ha hA what can I sayyyyy I'm a big big fan ☘︎f y☘︎u~ s daahsdh //ha
>:=D ANd T-H-IS BIG BIG mAN WANTS TO mEAT WIT-H- T-H-IS BIG BIG FAN.
e heH He I think we ☘︎culd like...t☘︎tally get that arranged!! heh ehe h
>:=D I'LL SEE T-H-AT T-H-ROUG-H-. ANd I WILL BE T-H-ROUG-H- YOU IF YOU WANT mY SAUSAGE TOPPINGS ON YOUR PIZZA. #NSFW
>:=D AS I WORK OUT, I'm GOING TO dO A Q&A. ASK YOUR dEEPEST OF QUESTIONS TO YOURS TRULY. PERSONAL, BUSINESS, ETC. AS LONG AS T-H-EY ARE NOT dEmEANING TO T-H-E ALTERNIAN EmPIRE OR ELSE WE SUFFER T-H-E QUICK ANd dEAdLY CONSEQUENCES. NEIG-H-!!!
>:=D I LOVE ALL FLAVORS OF ICE CREAm! BUT IF I -H-Ad TO PICK ONE FAVORITE, IT WOULd BE mINT, IT'S COLd ANd GREEN, ANd I LOVE TO WRAP mY TONGUE AROUNd GREEN FOOd. ESPECIALLY CUTE ONES. NEIG-H-!
☘︎H MY ☘︎GSH?????? MINTS MY FAV☘︎RITE T☘︎☘︎!!!!! th☘︎ugh ykn☘︎' thats pr☘︎bably what y☘︎u c☘︎uld guess fr☘︎m my name hahaaha! anyways!!! DGI ☘︎IGRTG SR;DB F y☘︎u're g☘︎nna make me blushhhsh dhshds hfa ~
>:=D mINT-H-E FLAVOR IN mY mOUT-H-, WIT-H- mY BLUEBERRY FLAVOR IN YOURS. NEIG-H- NEIG-H- BABY. #NSFW
>:=D dOING BOT-H-! I ALWAYS BENC-H- PRESS FIRST, I CAN CONFIRm I CAN CARRY T-H-E WEIG-H-T OF T-H-REE FULL GROWN -H-IG-H-BLOOd TROLLS. W-H-EN I'm ON T-H-E TREAdmILL, I TENd TO dO IT ON ALL FOURS. GOT TO KEEP UP T-H-E -H-ORSE IN mE FOR mY AmAZING AUdIENCE W-H-EN I ENTER T-H-E ARENA.
Maybe we c☘︎uld like....make a blue berry ice cream with s☘︎me minth drizzleeeee hehe heheh ehe h #nsfw
WHAT'S YOUR BODY COUNT??? AND I DON'T MEAN HOW MANY PEOPLE YOU CULLED, I MEAN HOW MANY PEOPLE YOU PAILED??? #NSFW
oh that’s sick hell yeah keep up the good work MMan stay swole
>:=D IT'S IN T-H-E 30'S, GIVE OR TAKE. I'm A SOAR -H-ORSE. #NSFW
>:=D IF ANYT-H-ING, IT SOUNdS LIKE YOU WANT dROOL ALL OVER mY BLUEBERRY dRIZZLE ON YOUR mINT-H-E SCOOPS. #NSFW
>:=D -H-OLY -H-OOFBEAST EXCREmENT, I -H-AVE NEVER SEEN mY NOTIFICATIONS BLOW UP IN SUC-H- LITTLE TImE. YOU GUYS ARE T-H-IRSTY FOR mY BLUE BOdY. NEIG-H-.
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you are *so* fuCkin' hot it's not even funny but luCkily for everyone here i ain't 6ot the brainpower to artiCulate my thou6hts properly so i'll just say uhhhhhh ummm errr uhhh i wwwwwwwant you to plow me so bad it makes me look stupid 6ood li6ht o◡o
𝓣𝓸 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓟𝓾𝓻𝓮𝓫𝓻𝓮𝓭, 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓹𝓮𝓸𝓹𝓵𝓮 𝓪𝓭𝓶𝓲𝓻𝓮 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓮𝓷𝓭 𝓹𝓱𝔂𝓼𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓵 𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓯𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 𝔀𝓱𝓮𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝔂 𝓼𝓮𝓮 𝓲𝓽. 𝓐𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝔂 𝓼𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓭. - 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓵𝔂, 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵
Ritchy I'm In A Bad Mood Stop Being Funny For A Second.
[#AN'T BE HELPED! HAHA! #BLUE]
i need to unChitt that aCtually i look like a total thirsty embarrassment help
>:=D YOU'RE JUST ONE OF mANY dEAREST CURVY CURREE. IT'S NICE TO SEE A mAILmAN T-H-IRST FOR A mALE mAN. WINK ANd NEIG-H-!
never mind i will not be unChittin' that aCtually!! thirstin' for a male man ehehehe... i am... *so* 6onna handle your paCka6e if we meet... and you Consent and everythin' i'm not a monster... >◡o
[FU#K THI$ I$ POETI#ALLY BEAUTIFULLY WORDED I WI$H I #OULD RE#HITT THI$]
>:=D YOU -H-OOF BEEN WARNEd... BE-H-OLd "T-H-E STALLION STATUE" FOR ALL TO SEE!!!! NEIG-H-! #NSFW -H-TTPS://FILE.GARdEN/ACNR-H-R7TQBYOmWd4/PUREPENIS.PNG
Ɏ oh my goodness gra-a-acious Ɏ
...well you're definitely a hoofbeast, 'Cus i'm a Cowboy and i'm definitely 6onna be ridin' that. please. p l e a s e . O◡O
ii dont ussuaally comment on nudess but good graaciiouss, thaat biig! #nssfw
Jesus Christ.
c< ....gOg daMN.... >c
!!! HOLY HUNG !!!
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GOREGLE IS THIS REAL? GOREGLEGORGLE PLEASE
>:=D I -H-AVE POSEd mYSELF IN A PICTURE T-H-AT WOULd ROCK ALL OF YOUR SOCKS OFF. ANd CLOT-H-ES OFF TOO. I'm CURRENTLY IN TALKS WIT-H- mY PR TEAm IN dROPPING SUC-H- LEWd CONTENT. JUST PREPARE YOURSELVES IN SEEING T-H-E PUREBREd'S GLORY ALL UP ON YOUR FACES! #NSFW
ready and waitin', pardner!
!!! HELL YEAHHHHH !!!
c< ready wHeN yOu are! >c
>:=D ARE mY RUmBLE SP-H-ERES T-H-AT BIG ANd ROUNd ANd JUICY? JUST ASKING FOR A FRONd. OR A mOUT-H- TO SUCKLE ON mY FIERY NIPPLES. NEIG-H-!!! #NSFW -H-TTPS://FILE.GARdEN/ACNR-H-R7TQBYOmWd4/PUREBREASTS%20PIC.PNG
I VOLUNTEER ASS TRIBUTE
all i'm sayin' is: would. wooould... O◡O
G☘︎g they're huuuugeeeeee hehehHahehw they l☘︎☘︎k super tender t☘︎☘︎ GAAHHH
Fhahdhahee hahhahaa eheheh glad y☘︎u enj☘︎y them.. ahahaah ahah ~
>:=D dOES ANYONE WANT TO BE PURELY BREd BY YOURS TRULY? JUST C-H-ECKING
yes. /)/◡/(\
>:=D TO mY FELLOW TROLLS W-H-O ARE IN T-H-E SPORTS ENTERTAINmENT BUSINESS AS I Am, dO YOU T-H-INK JOCKSTRAPS ARE TOO TIG-H-T FOR YOUR RESPECTIVE LINE OF WORK. I GET T-H-EIR PURPOSE OF PROTECTING OUR BULGES ANd GLOBES, BUT IF YOU'RE PACKING YOURSELF A LARGE INTENSE PULSATING SAUSAGE (LIKE YOURS TRULY), T-H-EN T-H-EY PREVENT YOUR CONCENTRATION IN T-H-E GAmE. I -H-AVE LOST FIG-H-TS BECAUSE OF T-H-IS UNdERGARmENT ISSUE. T-H-AT'S W-H-Y I -H-AVE BEEN RECENTLY EXEmPTEd FROm T-H-OSE BULGE CONFINEmNTS. mY OLd JOCKSTRAPS ARE AVAILABLE ON mY STORE. WARNING: T-H-EY ARE VERY PRICEY ANd VERY RANCId, BUT I FEEL LIKE SOmE OF YOU WOULdN'T mINd AT ALL. #NSFW
>:=D ONE OF T-H-E BEST AFTER-PAILING ACTIVITIES I -H-AVE ENGAGEd WIT-H- IS ALWAYS CUddLING. IT IS A PURELY CUTE T-H-ING TO dO WIT-H- YOUR PARTNERS. IT'S COLd UP ON T-H-E -H-EmOSPECTRUm, SO SOmE WARmT-H- ANd COmFORT WOULd BE WONdERFUL. PLUS, YOU WOULd BE ABLE TO FEEL mY SWEAT STRONG ARmS ANd -H-UGE RUmBLE SP-H-ERES ON YOUR BOdY. JUST A T-H-OUG-H-T. NEIG-H-! #NSFW
...for real? this is the *best* possible thin6 y'Can do after pailin' with someone. don't matter how Close y'are, friends or matesprits or whatever, after doin' somethin' like that to6ether, there ain't no better way t'show yer appreCiation than by just... holdin' eaCh other Close. somethin' i wish i had a li'l more experienCe with, really.