The Gunsmith
@sanguineEnvironmentalist
CEO of Scripture Weaponry -> First line of defense against extrabeforestrial threats ->
A good employee stays in the bottomless pit until his boss lets him out-> A good boss keeps her employees in the bottomless pit for a while->
--- |you sound like my handlers| _____
Your handlers-> Sound like they're good at what they do->
Unfortunately he used up his vacation nights for the next sweep partying at that rave-> So he's not getting out of work tonight->
wait, he was there for like. 135 straight hours. he gets one wipe off a sweep?
Oh, hate it all you want-> That Rave is just a whorehive-> Trying to seduce my kismesis away-> Away from his duties-> #nsfw
Seduced... #badgeguy #juniorbadgedyou #knotty
Good gravy-> Why is he so tall-> Sometimes I turn around and Evidet is standing there-> And I get startled-> And accidentally shoot him with my hidden lapel blaster->
>> How ta11 ¡ડ The Mounta¡n :?
Close to ten units of measurement tall these nights, he used to be around seven but things changed->
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What exactly is he doing there->
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Mhm-> Or you can shut that place down and start contributing to society a little-> Since we are trying to help each other here->
Hello-> I don't have any intention to be on here much-> This is mostly to keep an eye on a certain someone, and see what keeps so many of my employees distracted at their desks->
Hell.o° Miss it is a pleasure t.o° see an.o°ther business .o°wner aline
Independent small business .o°wner I pr.o°cure and sell s.o°da carb.o°nated beverage pr.o°ducts in a traveling sh.o°p
Ooh, a gape-bone rotter-> Now that's a respectable profession-> I like it->
.o°h thank y.o°u ma'am it is an h.o°n.o°r t.o° hear that fr.o°m .o°ne such as y.o°urself a CE.o° w.o°w I mean weap.o°ns manufacturing is am.o°ngst the m.o°st reputable .o°f lines .o°f w.o°rking