The Gunsmith
@sanguineEnvironmentalist
CEO of Scripture Weaponry -> First line of defense against extrabeforestrial threats ->
If you keep mediating and hating my chits-> I am going to think you have a problem with me-> And the entire field of lowbloods in power->
I think maybe just with you specifically.
Anyway-> Date night with my kismesis-> Which just means we are going to hit the town-> And I am going to give him an energy shot-> And then start shooting him with a tazer-> And see if he can land a few hits on me-> Before he goes down->
Business is better than ever by the way-> I plan on doing another magazine spotlight here soon-> About the underbeast story-> Of a lowblood who doesn't need a highblood to coddle her-> And her grand compelling story-> Of how she started a company-> And got a highblood to work for her-> Which wasn't really that hard-> Considering you can make a highblood do anything-> If you frame it as being to your benefit-> And acting like you desperately need their help-> Because you're a stupid lowblood-> Cull bait-> Keep that in mind fellow lowblood woman slaybosses of Beforus-> Make it work for you-> #businessmindset #tidesturned
A good employee stays in the bottomless pit until his boss lets him out-> A good boss keeps her employees in the bottomless pit for a while->
--- |you sound like my handlers| _____
Your handlers-> Sound like they're good at what they do->
--- |I guess they are but I don't really know because this is only my third time on the internet but they make sure I follow the rules| _____
I forgot I put Mountain in the bottomless pit-> He climbed out somehow and complained to me about it->
the mountain is just cool like that
Unfortunately he used up his vacation nights for the next sweep partying at that rave-> So he's not getting out of work tonight->
wait, he was there for like. 135 straight hours. he gets one wipe off a sweep?
Oh, hate it all you want-> That Rave is just a whorehive-> Trying to seduce my kismesis away-> Away from his duties-> #nsfw
Seduced... #badgeguy #juniorbadgedyou #knotty
Yes! #juniorbadgedyou #checksettings
The Mountain called me and asked me to post a chit for him-> I told him if he wants me to do anything for him he should get out of that whore's den excuse for a ravehive-> And get back to doing something meaningful with his life->
Good gravy-> Why is he so tall-> Sometimes I turn around and Evidet is standing there-> And I get startled-> And accidentally shoot him with my hidden lapel blaster->
>> How ta11 ¡ડ The Mounta¡n :?
Close to ten units of measurement tall these nights, he used to be around seven but things changed->
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The best employees operate on reinforcement, positive and negative-> "Mountain" is my best employee->
Oop, looks like he got his palmhusk back-> Not to worry-> He has a shock collar on for a reason-> That reason being to keep him from saying and posting idiotic things->
I hear my secretary has made a name for himself on here, being a right fool->
Hello-> I don't have any intention to be on here much-> This is mostly to keep an eye on a certain someone, and see what keeps so many of my employees distracted at their desks->
ᐖ HWOAH ᐛ
Hell.o° Miss it is a pleasure t.o° see an.o°ther business .o°wner aline
Independent small business .o°wner I pr.o°cure and sell s.o°da carb.o°nated beverage pr.o°ducts in a traveling sh.o°p
Ooh, a gape-bone rotter-> Now that's a respectable profession-> I like it->
.o°h thank y.o°u ma'am it is an h.o°n.o°r t.o° hear that fr.o°m .o°ne such as y.o°urself a CE.o° w.o°w I mean weap.o°ns manufacturing is am.o°ngst the m.o°st reputable .o°f lines .o°f w.o°rking