The Gunsmith
@sanguineEnvironmentalist
CEO of Scripture Weaponry -> First line of defense against extrabeforestrial threats ->
Oh, hate it all you want-> That Rave is just a whorehive-> Trying to seduce my kismesis away-> Away from his duties-> #nsfw
The Mountain called me and asked me to post a chit for him-> I told him if he wants me to do anything for him he should get out of that whore's den excuse for a ravehive-> And get back to doing something meaningful with his life->
Good gravy-> Why is he so tall-> Sometimes I turn around and Evidet is standing there-> And I get startled-> And accidentally shoot him with my hidden lapel blaster->
Close to ten units of measurement tall these nights, he used to be around seven but things changed->
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The best employees operate on reinforcement, positive and negative-> "Mountain" is my best employee->
Oop, looks like he got his palmhusk back-> Not to worry-> He has a shock collar on for a reason-> That reason being to keep him from saying and posting idiotic things->
I hear my secretary has made a name for himself on here, being a right fool->
Hello-> I don't have any intention to be on here much-> This is mostly to keep an eye on a certain someone, and see what keeps so many of my employees distracted at their desks->
Hell.o° Miss it is a pleasure t.o° see an.o°ther business .o°wner aline
Independent small business .o°wner I pr.o°cure and sell s.o°da carb.o°nated beverage pr.o°ducts in a traveling sh.o°p
Ooh, a gape-bone rotter-> Now that's a respectable profession-> I like it->
.o°h thank y.o°u ma'am it is an h.o°n.o°r t.o° hear that fr.o°m .o°ne such as y.o°urself a CE.o° w.o°w I mean weap.o°ns manufacturing is am.o°ngst the m.o°st reputable .o°f lines .o°f w.o°rking